Wednesday, June 21, 2006

morning coffee volume 3

This morning I was in
Dunkin Donuts getting my coffee
Medium Iced Hazel Nut - Milk 2 Sugars...

So.. I'm in line and these
two soccer moms decide to have
a LOUD conversation - the only problem
was they were not standing next to each
other. There was at least 6 people in between
them in the line and yes I was one of the lucky 6


They shouted back and forth... "How old is Tyler now??
Oh it's seems like yesterday they were playing soccer together!!
Megan is at URI now... she's majoring in english and Katie she's in 9th,
Tommy still plays soccer"

Note to rude soccer moms: I don't give a fuck!!!
It's 8:15 in the morning and your yelling!
And to be honest with you I don't want to hear about
Tyler playing goalie. Or what Megan is majoring in...
Nor does anyone else in line.

Everyone in the place looks like the want to kill both of you...
Can you NOT feel the stares??
SHUT UP... ORDER YOUR FUCKING COFFEE...
AND CONTINUE THIS LAME ASS

CONVERSATION IN YOUR MINIVAN

Thanks.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those are the times you wish you had a permit to carry a weapon. Flash a .38 special in front of mom's face and see how quick they shut up. Works every time.

GeminiWisdom said...

LOL...I like dick small's way of thinking. I probably would've "got black" on them, with the whole finger-pointing-neck-bobbing-'tude-in-full-force kinda thing ans said something like "Girl, if you don't shut up and order your damn coffee, you're going to get an early mornin' ass whoopin'." Something like that would TOTALLY erk me. Hah. Get it?

Anonymous said...

Sure, that works too.

2 Dollar Productions said...

You should have mentioned that you saw both their sons play soccer last week and they both sucked and walked off.

Jen said...

HAHAAH
I love that

next time!!

Webmiztris said...

jesus, I hate people like that! they think they're so fucking special that everyone else actually gives a damn what they have to say!

Anonymous said...

down with soccer moms for almost running me over

EJL said...

lol!!! I would of totally called them out. That really is annoying.

Saw your battle, and of course I voted for ya...I am in one now..check it out!

Also, I changed the music on my site...if you have a sec could you tell me if it is playing write, my computer sucks

Mr. Fabulous said...

Tyler is playing goalie now? OMG, that is SO cool!

Elle said...

That would be bad even after I've had my coffee, but BEFORE.... That really is tempting fate!!