My name is Sans Pantaloons. My address is help://help.help.help My IP is 212.158.206.41 I haven't slept for two weeks. I haven't eaten for three days. My life is a mess. I haven't used the toilet for four weeks. My pants are a mess. My bandwidth is high. Life is good!
I am NOT addicted to the internet. I can quit anytime I want. ANYTIME! Do not test me? Hey? What are you doing? That's my cable modem! Don't touch that! Don't tou...
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Oh God. OH GOD!! Alright... I admit it.
Now what? Where do I go for help? What are the other steps???
I dont want help either. The internet is always here for me!
Re-hab is for quitters.
I NEED my fix.
Am I addicted to the Internet? Only since 1994. I admit it, I'm a junkie. There is no help for me.
My name is Sans Pantaloons.
My address is help://help.help.help
My IP is 212.158.206.41
I haven't slept for two weeks.
I haven't eaten for three days.
My life is a mess.
I haven't used the toilet for four weeks.
My pants are a mess.
My bandwidth is high.
Life is good!
I am NOT addicted to the internet. I can quit anytime I want. ANYTIME! Do not test me? Hey? What are you doing? That's my cable modem! Don't touch that! Don't tou...
Well, I already did that - kinda sorta - in my Confessions of a Traffic Whore post!
But yeah...I'll say it again...I'm hooked.
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