Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku











And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

You try to be nice
But I can see right through you
You can't fool me... bitch

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

11 comments:

Tbone Stallone said...

Why do I bother?
You will never understand,
I need pot to work.

My boss's daughter
Has a kid and sexy ass
I am in trouble

I dont come down to
Where you work and slap the dick
out of your mouth, bitch

2 fools said...

Booger Breakfast Feast
With the door open, no less
You're a fucking GROT.

2 fools said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAA OMG, TBONE. That was hilarious.

2 fools said...

Nice Haiku, Jen. I loved it.

2 fools said...

Lunch time is the best
I recharge by smoking weed
Thank God for Visene.

DutchBitch said...

Hey! I don't even work at your office... how didq you know!?

Jim said...

LOVE IT!!!!
Good one, Jen!

Lynda said...

Tuesday usually sucks
But I don't have a haiku
I am reading blogs

Zed said...

How about my sexual-harassment haiku?

You are my boss, man
Do not grab me while walking
or I'll call HR

:)

Anonymous said...

plug that back in now!
don't unplug the internet
how can I goof off?

Nate said...

Tuesday Evenings,
begin my chain of late shifts.
Tuesdays really blow.

(hi)