the definition of sheer panic:Realizing that seven days have gone by
and you forgot to take your birth control pills
ARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
7 DAYS?
How the Fuck did I forget to take it 7 days in a row
SEVEN DAYS
What am I on crack???
Where is my brain???
I mean.. I have forgotten one or two
here and there
but never..an entire week..
and don't think for one goddamned second
it was some "subconscious" type move on my part..
No way in hell.
But thankfully.. by some great miracle
all the gods convened.. and they decided to cut me some slack
Phewwwwwwwwwwww
dodged yet another bullet once again!
I will never forget again... ever..ever ever
and you forgot to take your birth control pills
ARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
7 DAYS?
How the Fuck did I forget to take it 7 days in a row
SEVEN DAYS
What am I on crack???
Where is my brain???
I mean.. I have forgotten one or two
here and there
but never..an entire week..
and don't think for one goddamned second
it was some "subconscious" type move on my part..
No way in hell.
But thankfully.. by some great miracle
all the gods convened.. and they decided to cut me some slack
Phewwwwwwwwwwww
dodged yet another bullet once again!
I will never forget again... ever..ever ever
14 comments:
let us know when the baby shower is?
hehehehehe
JEN!!!! LOL I dont know what to say. I am guessing you dont want kids? Me too...no more for me LOL.
7 days is a record I think. Get the shot, then you dont have to remember.
You will forget again. But I don't know how you could forget for 7 days in a row. That is crazy.
Like, Tom Cruise crazy.
I start to get all bitchy if I miss a couple of days.
You say that now Jen.... just wait until you go on another bender in Cul-de-Sac... that's probably why you forgot!
Long Island Iced Tea Fountains have a way of doing that to a gal!
Maybe you should look into other alternatives for BC?
Side note - kids do happen when on the pill and taking antibiotics. Just a little FYI...
(not that I would have any idea about that or anything...)
Whoa! Thanks for reminding me!!!
Hang them from the mirror in your car or over the bedroom door like mistletoe. That should help.
But, hey, I'm a guy. So how helpful could I really be?
**on a crazily similar theme. The word verification wants me to enter
WUNFQKU Is that like "Wanna Fuqk U" ????
Can you get them in different flavors?
Uh, Jen, I dont think God was cutting you the slack, I think he was cutting the rest of the world some slack. Honestly, we as a society are just not ready for another Jen-like creature on this earth.
OH, MANDY!
7 WHOLE DAYS?!?! Holy hot shit. Try smoking AFTER you've taken your pill!
HAHA
I think you'd be a great and funny mom, just like Ang.
Oh, and not to panic you further but do note: You can still get your visit from AUNT FLO if you're pregnant.
I'll send some cigars.
Teri - No way!
Mel - I like kids as long as they belong to someone else lol
Fab- WHEWWWW!!!!
Amy - I am cruise crazy
Mixednut- I bet you're "bitchy" all the time
Doctor Mom- Long Island Iced Tea Fountains will be the death of me
Fantastagirl - I'm far too lazy to look into other alternatives
and I loathe doctors.. there's just no helping me Lol
Your Girl Friday - Don't forget!
Sans Pantaloons- They only come in chalk flavor
Jon - I concur
2 fools - Shutcher mouth
AHHHHHHH! Oh man that sucks. I just started taking The Pill and I freak out if I'm like 5 minutes late. HAHA!
Don't worry - you'll be fine!
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