Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku








And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

I'm Sick & Tired

Same Old Shit Everyday
Please Fire Me Now - Thanks

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

25 comments:

2 fools said...

Wishing in one hand
Shitting in the other one
Which fills up faster?

Teri said...

can I fire you?

Teri said...

2 fools, you are one talented woman!

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

Take that shit in hand
and stuff it back up your can
because I'm the man

Anonymous said...

I like my job now
I used to hate it like you
Hope you get fired soon!

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

your syllables suck
the last line is not correct
quit doing Haiku

Jen said...

OKAY I fixed it
No Need to panic - chill out
One syllable off

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

I feel better now
that was a great save jennie
I can go work now

Jen said...

HAHA!
I usually do my haikus
before my morning coffee
mistakes can happen

you understand..

Teri said...

Ritardo is one tough cookie.

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

Coffee does make the fog goggles clearerer

Anonymous said...

Back off Retardo.
Your name is appropriate.
People make mistakes.

2 fools said...

Hey, Ricky Ritardo - be nice or I'll chop your knees off with my superfast superfly karate swiftykick roundhouse.

Anonymous said...

You should take a look at:

http://www.violentacres.com/archives/47/is-your-job-ruining-your-life

It basically compares working a crappy job to slavery. You might find it interesting...

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

i made a mistake once when i thought i made a mistake.

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

2fools, can you do it in bell bottoms?

2 fools said...

I can do it here or there, I can do it anywhere - in a house, with a mouse, at the prom or with your mom, I can kick in chunky shoes, kick you while I'm drinking booze, in bellbottoms or skinny jeans, I'll kick you while I'm eating beans... Ritardo you don't even know, just how far 2 fools will go!

Recognize.

Teri said...

2 fools, you really did miss your calling......

I'm not sure what that calling was but I know that you missed it.

2 fools said...

Yeah I missed the audition for the Gong Show. I was too busy getting high with Rick Barris in the back.

2 fools said...

Sorry, CHUCK Barris. HAHAHA

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

long live the chuck

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

u know, he kinda looks like Richard Simmons.

2 fools said...

It's true. They have similar afros. Chuck is a way bigger stoner, tho.

Admit it.

anne altman said...

great minds think alike
my job blows more than yours does
please tell me it's so

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

ur correct dosfools