Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku
And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
I'm Sick & Tired
Same Old Shit Everyday
Please Fire Me Now - Thanks
Thank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
25 comments:
Wishing in one hand
Shitting in the other one
Which fills up faster?
can I fire you?
2 fools, you are one talented woman!
Take that shit in hand
and stuff it back up your can
because I'm the man
I like my job now
I used to hate it like you
Hope you get fired soon!
your syllables suck
the last line is not correct
quit doing Haiku
OKAY I fixed it
No Need to panic - chill out
One syllable off
I feel better now
that was a great save jennie
I can go work now
HAHA!
I usually do my haikus
before my morning coffee
mistakes can happen
you understand..
Ritardo is one tough cookie.
Coffee does make the fog goggles clearerer
Back off Retardo.
Your name is appropriate.
People make mistakes.
Hey, Ricky Ritardo - be nice or I'll chop your knees off with my superfast superfly karate swiftykick roundhouse.
You should take a look at:
http://www.violentacres.com/archives/47/is-your-job-ruining-your-life
It basically compares working a crappy job to slavery. You might find it interesting...
i made a mistake once when i thought i made a mistake.
2fools, can you do it in bell bottoms?
I can do it here or there, I can do it anywhere - in a house, with a mouse, at the prom or with your mom, I can kick in chunky shoes, kick you while I'm drinking booze, in bellbottoms or skinny jeans, I'll kick you while I'm eating beans... Ritardo you don't even know, just how far 2 fools will go!
Recognize.
2 fools, you really did miss your calling......
I'm not sure what that calling was but I know that you missed it.
Yeah I missed the audition for the Gong Show. I was too busy getting high with Rick Barris in the back.
Sorry, CHUCK Barris. HAHAHA
long live the chuck
u know, he kinda looks like Richard Simmons.
It's true. They have similar afros. Chuck is a way bigger stoner, tho.
Admit it.
great minds think alike
my job blows more than yours does
please tell me it's so
ur correct dosfools
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