I bought a twelve-pack ovum, and had them in a paper sack next to me on the seat of my pickup truck. By the time I got home all I had was twelve sticks and a puddle of beer seeping out of the sack. It took about twenty minuets of holding the sack up over my mouth before I could get out and go on the porch. Won’t by anymore ovum.
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Will there be a Don't Lick 'n Drive warning on there?
Naw, ol' Bubba and them won't go fur it. There wouldn't be no empty bottle to throw at oncomin' traffic.
I bought a twelve-pack ovum, and had them in a paper sack next to me on the seat of my pickup truck. By the time I got home all I had was twelve sticks and a puddle of beer seeping out of the sack. It took about twenty minuets of holding the sack up over my mouth before I could get out and go on the porch. Won’t by anymore ovum.
Don't toy with me, Jen... I've been waiting for this day my whole LIFE..
BWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA that's effing HILARIOUS!
I saw that same exact guy today! I'm working in redneck county.
I see distribution points outside of heavy metal rock concerts! Heavy Metal Parking Lot would have rocked if they had these!
google jeffrey krulik...
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