random find

a letter to Val

What the Hell
Happened
to Val Kilmer?








Dear Ice Man,
you look like total shit...

Maybe you should take up beach volleyball with
Kenny Loggins music blaring in the background

It just might get you back on track

Just Sayin'

Get well soon
and you're welcome in advance for this great advice
If there's anything else I can do.. please
don't hesitate to ask
Jen - Casual Slack

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Write your own email!
I'm not your secretary...
Are your hands broken?

Thank You
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Dark Knight

Anthony Michael Hall
Cast as The Riddler
in the upcoming
Dark Knight
the sequel to Batman Begins

release date July,18,2008

just a movie trailer

All I can say is... wow.

King of Kong
In Theatres: August 17th, 2007

view trailer here

Clam and scallop. I clam and scallop.

HAL: So are you liking the mattress?

ELAINE: I am totally loving it. Uh, you know … we should um … get going.

HAL: What is that smell?

ELAINE: What smell?

HAL: I think it's the mattress. Did something happen to it.

ELAINE: No no, oh, you know what that is? I um, went claming the
other day and I forgot to hose off my boots.

HAL: Claming?

ELAINE: Yeah, clam and scallop. I clam and scallop.

chipmunk

Tim's boss has a house up in Maine
He and his wife have been feeding the chipmunks for years

They're so tame you can pet them
& they eat right out of your hand

I'm jealous... I want to pet the chipmunks too!

He emailed us these pics
& I thought I'd share

just some pics

Just some camping pics
Narragansett, RI

Pt. Judith
Narragansett, RI

The Coast Guard is watching YOU...

Bad Ice Cream

101 Frightening Ice Cream
Flavors From Around The World
<----Goat Ice Cream.


go here

time for timer

Hanker for a
hunk of cheese

look... a wagon wheel

wtf

WTF moment of the night

It's 10:00
I'm sitting here, flicking through the channels

AND THEN
I SAW IT...

A REALITY SHOW... ABOUT...
....wait for it.... wait for it



A TANNING SALON.

And the episode that's on... there's this little girl maybe 9 years old
... getting a spray tan for her school pictures because her mother wants
her to look like Lindsay Lohan


And everyone on the show is acting all serious -
like what they are doing is so incredibly important

like they're all curing cancer


It's a Reality Show... About A Fucking
Tanning Salon









If this doesn't make you cringe
I really don't know what to say to you

You probably should go...
You've left me no choice but to ask you to leave

Don't make me call security

geek quiz

46% Geek
What are you?

random find

Imagine living next door to this hick palace...
yeee- haaaaaaa

evolution

Video game
evolution

go here

eight was enough

Out of all the annoying family members
I always hated Nicholas the most

just look at him
annoying little bastard

How much you think that hair cut cost?

what it takes

Do you have what it takes
to become a U.S. citizen?
I do..

Do you? - Go here

just a game

Place the US States
where they belong on
the map in the shortest
time possible
go here

what's your time?

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Vacation over
It's GREAT to be back.. really!
Suicidal thoughts...

Thank You
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re-enacted

Napoleon Dynamite

Re-Enacted By Bunnies
is right here

lame

Lame Billboard

my friend took this pic for me
we laughed

Look at the graphics they used
Could they be any worse?
Do they really think this billboard is going to make teenagers
stop and say.. "gee, maybe I really shouldn't have sex tonight"

And why the hell isn't there any male represented?
They used two girls - So this is only aimed at slutty girls?
Apparently Boys can can screw whoever they want..

lame

random find

more pics

my friend / co-worker
jo-ann had a party for her son on Sunday
he was in the Army National Guard
but he just joined the Army full time

cool cake

my friends dog - Bailey
begging Tim for some BBQ

jello-shots
the red ones were better than the blue

not that old

Kevin Arnold
a.k.a Fred Savage
is 31 today

his career has really
skyrocketed
after the wonder years

...oh wait

just some pics

View from the hotel
Jackson, New Hampshire

hotel

Jackson Falls
Jackson, New Hamsphire

Canoeing the Saco River, North Conway, New Hamsphire
If you've never been kayaking or canoeing.. you're missing out
I highly recommend it

more saco river


- Vacation Now Over -

*Weeping Uncontrollably*

pantaloon guest post

Today we have a guest post from a genius named Andy
from Sans Pantaloons

Cherish the Pantaloon.

enjoy...

The idea for this post was as a blooper reel for the graphics that never made the grade.A selection of Sans outtakes that otherwise would never be seen. Around 20% of the stuff I produce is consigned to the unfinished folder; lacking something, just not turning out the way I want it to be.

Sometimes it's plain just not a good idea, other times my initial enthusiasm wears off and I reconsider. Often what I produce is bad taste.

This was okay, but it just didn't gel . . .

I couldn't get this graphic to look the way I wanted.

This doesn't meet my mental model criteria, and was pretty obvious.

Again, this was an idea I gave up on because it seemed too obvious.

This is tasteless. Comes with listening to Blog Radio.

How we suffer for our art.

I obviously choose whether my graphics pass or fail based on a comparison with my mental model, a filter if you will. Life is full of filters, lint filters, air filters, oil filters.

Our adult existence is shaped by examinations, which are essentially knowledge filters.

We either meet the criteria or we don't. No significance on value. Maybe we are too harsh upon ourselves; maybe in life, decisions we have taken before should be reflected on occasionally.

Happy 4th

Happy 4th of July, Kids!

peach pit

And Now Ladies & Gentlemen
A Guest Post From the Infamous "PEACH PIT"
a.k.a Teri
enjoy

And Now...

the "Jen's On Vacation and We Aren't" Haiku


Jen's on vacation
She should be chained to her desk
Why can't we come, too?

Thank You

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guest

And Now... A Guest Post from Mr. Nobody™
myblogisaboutnothing.com

I didn't laugh - but maybe you will
anything is possible

Works Sucks Haiku Guest Post

This Week - The Tuesday - Works Sucks Haiku
Is brought to you by my blogging buddy Jen
over at - did you ever get the feeling

She sent me a selection from her plexiglass cubicle,
"with the regrettable name of the fishbowl."

An outstanding job - I think you'll enjoy


And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

HEADACHE--WTF?
FRICKIN' CANDLE WARMER STENCH
UNPLUG IT OR DIE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, OUT?
COFFEE, SWEET NECTAR OF LIFE.
I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS.

YOUR MOUTH IS MOVING
MY PEN COULD LOBOTOMIZE
BUT YOU OR MYSELF

Thank You
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guest post

My deepest sympathies to all those who are not
on vacation this week..

And now ladies & gentlemen
A guest post from the charming & twisted
Mr. Dick Small

back in '68, when Jen (Star-Child) and I were both staying at
Lotus Point, we had formed a committee to bring in somebody
to help the rest of "the family" with their meditation breathing practices.
We noticed in the local paper, a man named Paul was giving lectures on
the subject, so we thought we'd go ahead and have him come to the commune
and give several one-hour seminars. We meditated on it, got good vibes about it,
so we asked Paul to come. We never did that again. Ever.