Tuesday, July 17, 2007

a letter to Val



What the Hell
Happened
to Val Kilmer?








Dear Ice Man,

you look like total shit...

Maybe you should take up beach volleyball with
Kenny Loggins music blaring in the background

It just might get you back on track

Just Sayin'

Get well soon
and you're welcome in advance for this great advice
If there's anything else I can do.. please
don't hesitate to ask
Jen - Casual Slack


20 comments:

MC said...

Wow... he got bloated.

coffeypot said...

The first thing that hit my mind when I say the top picture was, "Humpty Dumpty."

Winter said...

I like him all round. He looks very sweet, and gay.

DutchBitch said...

WTF!!! *devastation*

Grant Miller said...

He's doing that for a role, right?

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Holy Hell, Fatman.

Ritardo said...

coookies.

mixednut said...

Iceman is now a snowman.

Jim said...

ha, nice one mixednut!

Marni said...

OMG... my fantasies are ruined.

Mel said...

Who's your Huckleberry? LOL

I cant say anything when people gain weight beacuse of my own weight. Maybe he is on heart medication too??? I blame my heart meds for my weight gain, all those french fries had nothing to do with it LOL!!!

Bloomin' Crazy said...

*sigh* He was sooooo hot! I had such a crush on him in the 80's. It's scary what 20 years can do to a person. *shudder*

Variant E said...

Too much of the good life it seems. Yikes.

Dick Small said...

He has very kind-looking eyes and probably a loving, generous heart. I'm choosing to focus on those positive aspects of Mister Kilmer instead of his weight gain, unlike the rest of you shallow bastards.

Geo said...

He's rumored to be playing David Lee Roth... I assume post-Halen. Perhaps Roth really enjoyed Krispy Kremes?

Lynda said...

I thought he already seemed to be gaining when he played in Heat.

Anonymous said...

Groover here:

The man's got 8 projects going (a lot by any Hollyweird standard)so the weight ain't hurtin' his gigs.

see; http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174

Kevin said...

Looks like a chipmunk....

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

You forget, his heroes are Brando and Orson Welles. Fat aaaaaaand fat.

Ellie said...

He's Jolly. Been that way for awhile now.