Wednesday, July 11, 2007

wtf

WTF moment of the night

It's 10:00
I'm sitting here, flicking through the channels

AND THEN
I SAW IT...

A REALITY SHOW... ABOUT...
....wait for it.... wait for it



A TANNING SALON.

And the episode that's on... there's this little girl maybe 9 years old
... getting a spray tan for her school pictures because her mother wants
her to look like Lindsay Lohan


And everyone on the show is acting all serious -
like what they are doing is so incredibly important

like they're all curing cancer


It's a Reality Show... About A Fucking
Tanning Salon









If this doesn't make you cringe
I really don't know what to say to you

You probably should go...
You've left me no choice but to ask you to leave

Don't make me call security



19 comments:

mixednut said...

Barf.
Television keeps sinking to lower and lower lows.

Sans Pantaloons said...

There was something similar here a while back; a hairdressing salon, come massage parlour, come tanning salon. I think it was just an excuse to show nudity. Reality TV both blows and sucks.

99.86% Intoxicated.
(lost a bit struggling with the word verification...)

Micgar said...

These kind of shows make me sick-i hate TV nowadays! I don't find the people featured on these shows "real" in any way shape or form. They don't seem like the real people i know, and they are often the worst examples of humankind around. Brats who want ultra-extravagant sweet sixteen parties, thugs who "fix" motorcycles and cars, near neanderthals who chase people for a bounty-etc etc. That's why i surf the internet and look at great stuff like your blog!

Dick Small said...

I think if her mom REALLY wants her to look like Lindsey, she should also give her a gram of coke, and a bunch of low-life's to hang out with. And a hooded sweatshirt.

Chris said...

I caught a little of that show. Like most modern programming, it is about one thing - boobs.

Teri said...

I have no words for this.

Dick Small said...

Don't let her fool you, Teri has the complete set on DVD. She told me.

Dick Small said...

... of course I was totally taken by surprise, as I'm sure the rest of you are.

Zed said...

I'm shocked Teri. The entire set? Wow.

Dick Small said...

She's also got a spare set, in case something happens to the first. When she first told me, I thought she was joking. I mean, it's all so abSURD...

American Scot said...

Ugh... Can it get any worse?
I fear for the future of this country!

Teri said...

what an imagination that Dick Small has.





Dick - zip it already. I don't want folks asking to borrow these fabulous dvd's. they won't return them and I won't have them to watch everyday....

Lynda said...

And everyone on the show is acting all serious -
like what they are doing is so incredibly important

like they're all curing cancer


Sounds like they are causing cancer instead.

Techsplorer (Eagan, MN) said...

Just when you though you'd seen everything...

crazedmama said...

The really bad thing is that people will WATCH the stupid crap!!!!! I know I have a LOT more important things to worry about than a tan or tanning salon!

Zed said...

Teri, may I borrow the DVDs? I promise to return them.

Happily Anonymous said...

People are nutcases.

noerb said...

The reason they have shows like these is so they can be exploited on "The Soup" On E! TV!!!!!!

JollyRoger said...

Sometimes I wonder what I'm missing by avoiding TV in general. Thank you for reminding me of why I do.