Friday, June 29, 2007
Thursday, June 28, 2007
MAGIC SAND
Am I the only
person who remembers
MAGIC SAND?
I can't be...
<---- I had red
It was a pain in the ass to get back in the bottle
I can tell you that!
he's 41
John Cusackis 41 today...
"Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up,
Ricky, guess she won't be able to eat any
spicy foods for awhile."
- Lane Myer
Better Off Dead
Microwaves are evil
My friend has been on a "health quest"
she's been eating only organic and teaching me about
all the chemicals people consume on a daily basis..
then she brought to my attention the hazards of
microwaves & how they kill all the nutrients in food
I'm never using a microwave again!
check it out..
Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven
From the conclusions of the Swiss, Russian and German
scientific clinical studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven
sitting in our kitchens. Based on this research, we will conclude this
article with the following:
1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes
long term -permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses
in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].
2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products
created in microwaved food.
3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by
continually eating microwaved foods.
4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual
[long term, permanent] within the human body.
5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced
or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human
body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.
6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals
when cooked in microwave ovens.
7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths
[tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.
8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to
increase in human blood.
9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies
through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.
10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration,
emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence. Have you tossed out your
microwave oven yet? After you throw out your microwave you can use a toaster
oven as a replacement. It works well for most and is nearly as quick. The use of
artificial microwave transmissions for subliminal psychological control, a.k.a.
"brainwashing", has also been proven. We're attempting to obtain copies of the
1970's Russian research documents and results written by Drs. Luria and Perov
specifying their clinical experiments in this area.
*www.mercola.com
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
clip
Spoiled Bitch Cries When Given Lexuswatchy here
*warning - this video may cause nausea and vomiting
feeling old
16 years later...
GET READY TO FEEL OLDThe little baby from the album cover of NIRVANA`S
"Nevermind" album is about to turn 16.
The kid who posed for the album cover is Spencer Elden.
Back in 1991, Nirvana hired a photographer named
Kirk Weddle to take a photo of a naked baby swimming for their album cover.
Weddle was friends with Spencer`s parents.
--He gave them $200, they let him take the photo of Spencer. . .
which, of course, became one of the most famous album covers
on one of the greatest albums in history.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku
I almost forgot!
And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
The countdown begins
My vacation is next week
A taste of freedom
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Transformers Movie
Transformers Theme by Black Lab: full video
I never liked this cartoon...
but I still remember the theme song
I dig this new version
watch it here
*I saw this over at wongblogger
postcard
My friend Kim sent me this postcard
So few words.. yet brilliant
The fact that she mailed it from home, only adds to the comic genius of it all
Bwahahahaha
Monday, June 25, 2007
Beer-On-A-Stick
The rednecks will be givinghigh fives like crazy in the
Southland when they get
wind of this...
Frozen Beer-On-A-Stick
Sells Like Hotcakes
full story
Sunday, June 24, 2007
amc pacer
While strolling through the streets of Wickford, RII came across this little gem..
You don't see these too often
And there's a reason for that... it's fucking hideous
BWAhahaahahah AHhah
Friday, June 22, 2007
Thursday, June 21, 2007
in the news
Yikes..Girl's Feet Cut Off
at Six Flags'
Kentucky Kingdom.
full story
I've been on that ride - It got stuck
For about 25 minutes we were strapped in
- it was 90 degrees out
I was starting to get claustrophobic..
But I guess we were lucky - we left with our feet intact!
*Cringe* Shudder*
13
Thursday Thirteen
13 random statements
you may or may not agree with
1. The nectarine is the best fruit.
2. The best 70's Tv show was CHiPs.
3. Carnivals are disgusting.
4. French Fries are best with lots of ketchup and vinegar.
5. Golf is lame.
6. People who wear fur coats are assholes.
7. South Park is far superior to Family Guy.
8. Paul McCartney should retire.
9. The ending to the Soprano's was NOT brilliant - it sucked.
10. Paris Hilton should be locked up for life.
11. Cats are better than Dogs.
12. Purell hand sanitizer is awesome.
13. Bloggers (meaning both blog writers & readers)
are more intelligent than non-Bloggers
the end
13 random statements
you may or may not agree with
1. The nectarine is the best fruit.
2. The best 70's Tv show was CHiPs.
3. Carnivals are disgusting.
4. French Fries are best with lots of ketchup and vinegar.
5. Golf is lame.
6. People who wear fur coats are assholes.
7. South Park is far superior to Family Guy.
8. Paul McCartney should retire.
9. The ending to the Soprano's was NOT brilliant - it sucked.
10. Paris Hilton should be locked up for life.
11. Cats are better than Dogs.
12. Purell hand sanitizer is awesome.
13. Bloggers (meaning both blog writers & readers)
are more intelligent than non-Bloggers
the end
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
doctors SUCK
"What do you call the guy who finished last in his medical
school class?
You call him doctor."
- that's what I'm talking about!
I loathe doctors..
I never.. ever go
unless I'm near death
or need a re-fill on my birth control pills of course..
or a re-fill on my asthma medicine so I don't DIE
but other than that.. forget it!
I have been suffering with allergies the past few months
they have never been this bad
So finally, I give in - I call the dreaded doctor
I haven't been in a few years.
This is the charming conversation that took place:
Me: "I need to make an appointment with Dr. "Fucktard""
Office Bitch: " You haven't been here in quite some time
(*said in mean voice - like she takes it as a personal insult that I haven't been in)
so I need to find you an hour slot for the 1 hour physical"
Me: uhhh ONE HOUR?! what does that entail? (*said in annoyed voice)
Office Bitch: *Pause* - IT'S A PHYSICAL! (*mean voice)
We can't fit you it until August
Me: So I am just supposed to suffer until August? That's Perfect!
Office Bitch: That is our office protocol! (*mean voice once again)
Me: Can't she just fit me in next week so I can get some allergy medicine
Office Bitch: "Do you have an allergist?"
Me: **pause** "NO" (If I had a fucking allergist why would I be calling you??)
Office Bitch - "well I don't know, hold on.." slams the phone down
- puts me on hold for an eternity
Different Office Bitch: "Can I help you?"
Me: (here we go again, apparently I was too much for office bitch one to handle)
"I need to make an appointment..can I just make an appointment and come for the
one hour extravaganza another time?"
Different Office Bitch: "Do you have an allergist?"
Me: Thinking to myself - ARE THEY FUCKING KIDDING????
(I can feel my face getting red.. blood pressure rising) -
"No.. I DO NOT have an allergist"
Different Office Bitch: "Can you come in next Wednesday?"
Me: "yes, Wednesday is fine" (did they have to make it this difficult?)
Different Office Bitch: - "Well.. okay but I am going to also schedule
your one hour physical for august"
(INSISTENT ON THE ONE HOUR - THEY MUST GET
BONUS CASH FOR EACH VICTIM!!)
Me: "whatever..."
If I worked in a doctors office I would never be this nasty
what's the deal with Nurses and doctors office employees?
Miserable fucks!!!
And can someone tell me what the ONE HOUR PHYSICAL CONSISTS OF?
Oh.. I mean the ONE HOUR PHYSICAL THAT I WON'T BE ATTENDING
What the hell do they do to you that takes an HOUR?
sick bastards..
they must sit around all day thinking of new & exciting
ways they can violate you!
no thanks.
Just give me some fucking Zyrtec and I'll be on my merry way
Pffffffft
wtf - observation
Stop the Insanity
WTF- observation of the day
There is nothing more painful
than driving behind a school bus - nothing.
The bus stops..
The bus monitor gets out..
• Runs to the front of the bus - looks under it
• Runs to the side of the bus - looks under it
• Runs to the back of the bus - looks under it
• Then back to the side - looks under it
THEN AGAIN
BACK TO THE FRONT!
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT STOP!!
Are they Kidding???!?!?
WTF
Is this really necessary???
Isn't this just a tad OVERKILL??
Are there kids coming out of the woods throwing
their heads under the wheels - that I don't know about?
I remember the good old days
when the bus barely stopped to let you out
WTF
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
The smelly mail man
Does not believe in speed stick
He likes to linger
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Sunday, June 17, 2007
just some weekend pics
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
fame again
I was going through my archivesand this video still makes me laugh so
I'm posting it again and there's nothing
you can do about it
watch it
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