Tuesday, July 31, 2007

squirrel nut


the Office

Ryan Howard
a.k.a. B.J. Novak
is 28 Today

I can't wait for next season..
Ryan takes Jans Job...
How can this NOT be funny?

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

My Hate Grows Stronger
The Sight of You - Sickens Me
Co-Worker From HELL!

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Monday, July 30, 2007


"Spider Pig... Spider Pig
Does Whatever a Spider Pig Does!"
I can't get it out of my head!

I saw the the Simpsons Movie
over the weekend.

It was good..
not the greatest movie EVER
but it was good

If you ask me,
Ralph didn't get enough screen time


Sans made me this
and I love it.

I said it once and I'll say it again...
Cherish the pantaloon

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Box Enthusiast

Boxes are his passion.

Travis is obsessed with boxes
If I bring a box into the house, his eyes immediately light up
And as I try to open the box..
he starts to cram his little head in it
before I can even take out whatever was in the box

Every time I go to the liquor store I pick him
up a new beer box like the one above
(Those are his favorite)

Friday, July 27, 2007


at Dick Small's
It's hard to keep up...
go here
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Thursday, July 26, 2007


I heard Dick & Nick
broke up... AGAIN

read all about it

in the news

Oscar has predicted 25
deaths by curling up
next to patient in final hours

full story


Ari Gold
is 42 Today

He's the only thing
makes "Entourage"
worth watching

Wednesday, July 25, 2007


There's a tree frog living on our grill...

My entire life I have never actually seen a tree frog
I've always heard them at night making their "tree frog sounds"
but never seen one until now


Every time Tim takes the cover off the grill
there it is.. clinging to the side
just hanging out

Tim picks him up and
places him in the plants - just so Mr. Tree Frog
doesn't accidentally jump into the flames
because that would be unpleasant...

The frog is welcome to live on my grill..
whatever floats his boat

But I feel bad for him - maybe he was exiled from the trees
by all the other tree frogs

or maybe it's a new species of "Grill Frog"
and I have discovered it

I shall call it the
"Slack Weber Genesis Deck Frog"

Tuesday, July 24, 2007


*This post contains more 'bad words' than usual
so I'm just giving you the heads up

See this pile of glass...

You know what it's from??

I do...

It's the passenger side window of my truck.

Why is it on the ground in millions of pieces?

Because some fucking low life, piece of shit
scumbag, asshole decided it would be a great idea
to smash it while I was at work today

And now a letter to the criminal:

Dear jerk-off,
Why don't you do yourself and the rest of the world a favor...
when you get your welfare check
use it to buy a gun
then you can blow your brains out with it
you fucking, scumbag mother fucker


Jen - Casual Slack

80's gum

I forgot all about chewels gum!
more 80's gum here

cereal boxes

Cereal Box Archive

I've never had cocoa puffs...
but I dig the box

I was more of a cap'n crunch kinda kid
even though it did cut the roof of my mouth
it was worth it..

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Bleak and oppressive
Day in.. day out... same shit
Paycheck is pittance!

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Wonder Woman is 56 Today

random find

This is one diet soda
my husband might actually drink

Monday, July 23, 2007

south park

You can watch every episode of South Park at

May I recommend
Season 10:
Make Love, Not Warcraft
Season 7: Grey Dawn
Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

simpsons pinball

They had this cool Simpson's Pinball Machine
at the hotel we stayed at in NH

I want one!

I looked it up online, apparently it came out in 2003
but since I don't hang out in "game rooms" & "arcades"
I was unaware of its existence

it's $4,999.00
can I borrow some cash?


84-sq. ft.
dream home

watch it here

*saw this over at all things cool


Never ending
scandal at Dick Small's

go... hurry

but come right back


A documentary shot at the College Republicans'
annual convention complete with pro-war
college kids who refuse to go to Iraq themselves.

great clip - watch it

Simpsons-Created Words

The Top 12
Simpsons-Created Words



Grace, the Secretary
is 56 today

"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads,
geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads
- they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

Sunday, July 22, 2007

just some pics

My tomato plants look awesome...
they're taller than me

Something ate my flowers...
I'm guessing a deer

This makes me ANGRY

sunday slack

Friday, July 20, 2007

count chocula

In case you don't have a Halloween
costume picked out...

I think you should be
Count Chocula

my blog is missing


boo boo kitty

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Personality Test

I took a "Brutally Honest" Personality Test. I found this over at
From sushi to samurais

Your Score: Pollyanna- INFP
20% Extraversion,
53% Intuition, 36% Thinking, 40% Judging


So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.

Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.

"Brutally Honest" Personality Test.

random find

Formula One Imperial Pit Crew