r.i.p

I work far too much..
I'm falling behind on current events!!

I just read that
Bea Arthur Died
and I think that sucks...

R.I.P.

flashback

I forget the year
Early 80's

I'm at Roger Williams Park Zoo
Providence, RI

I'm at the polar bear exhibit
they have this section where you can go underneath
and see the bears swimming around

So this bear comes swimming over to the glass
he just hangs out for a while lookin' at everyone

He turns
and starts swimming away...

As he turns - He looks back over his shoulder at the glass

I raise my hand and press it on the glass
similar to that scene in Star Trek Wrath of Khan
when Spock is dying.. yeah you know what I'm talkin' about

so the bear looks right at me
turns around
SWIMS.. RIGHT.. TO.. ME
AND PROCEEDS TO PRESS HIS
HUGE ASS BEAR PAW
Against the glass exactly where my hand was
and he looked right into my eyes

He lingered for a few seconds
Then he pushed off the glass and swam away.

Everyone standing in that area was looking at me
I could hear the Ooooos & Ahhhhhhhs

Like I was the fucking bear whisperer or something

IT WAS EPIC

I wanted to set him free..
He didn't belong there

I still remember this like it was yesterday.
I will always remember this.
Now you too... shall remember this...

And that's my flashback
You're Welcome


The end

does anyone know?

Does anyone know who's underwear this is?

I found them on the ground next to my garage

And it's not like I live in a ghetto...
making this "find" - even more perplexing

they look BRANDY NEW fresh out of the package!
So if they belong to YOU
I'll send them back if you send me a self addressed
stamped envelope

thanks

Jen @
casualslack

I'm starting to think

That's it man, game over man, game over

I dunno.

silly rabbit

Honestly..
What kind of evil little fuck would vote NO

new one

I took fun with pen money

and put it towards the new camcorder

Canon VIXIA HF100
Flash Memory High Definition Camcorder
with 12x Optical Image Stabilized Zoom
It's SWEET


But High Def
Files are Not
Just Sayin'

it's gone

I SOLD 'FUN WITH PEN' ON EBAY

I never used it

yet...

I miss it

Godspeed Wacom Tablet...
Godspeed

awesome too

from the great pantaloon

awesome

One of the greatest TV show INTROs

....EVER!
you know it's true - check it

random find

south park - re-draw

this just in

I shipped this back - because it sucked..
don't buy one.