Friday, June 29, 2007

random find


Happy Friday Kids!

Envy Me...
I'm On Vacation Next Week
woo hooooooooo

Thursday, June 28, 2007


Am I the only
person who remembers

I can't be...

<---- I had red
It was a pain in the ass to get back in the bottle
I can tell you that!

he's 41

John Cusack
is 41 today...
"Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up,
Ricky, guess she won't be able to eat any
spicy foods for awhile."

- Lane Myer
Better Off Dead

Microwaves are evil

My friend has been on a "health quest"
she's been eating only organic and teaching me about
all the chemicals people consume on a daily basis..
then she brought to my attention the hazards of
microwaves & how they kill all the nutrients in food
I'm never using a microwave again!

check it out..

Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven

From the conclusions of the Swiss, Russian and German
scientific clinical studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven
sitting in our kitchens. Based on this research, we will conclude this
article with the following:
1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes
long term -permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses
in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].
2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products
created in microwaved food.
3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by
continually eating microwaved foods.
4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual
[long term, permanent] within the human body.
5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced
or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human
body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.
6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals
when cooked in microwave ovens.
7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths
[tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.
8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to
increase in human blood.
9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies
through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.
10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration,
emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence. Have you tossed out your
microwave oven yet? After you throw out your microwave you can use a toaster
oven as a replacement. It works well for most and is nearly as quick. The use of
artificial microwave transmissions for subliminal psychological control, a.k.a.
"brainwashing", has also been proven. We're attempting to obtain copies of the
1970's Russian research documents and results written by Drs. Luria and Perov
specifying their clinical experiments in this area.


not smart

Top 10
Least Intelligent
are here

Wednesday, June 27, 2007


Spoiled Bitch Cries When Given Lexus
watchy here

*warning - this video may cause nausea and vomiting

ugly mutts

this is
Pee Wee Martini

and he is wicked ugly
see more ugly K9's

feeling old

16 years later...

The little baby from the album cover of NIRVANA`S
"Nevermind" album is about to turn 16.
The kid who posed for the album cover is Spencer Elden.
Back in 1991, Nirvana hired a photographer named
Kirk Weddle to take a photo of a naked baby swimming for their album cover.
Weddle was friends with Spencer`s parents.
--He gave them $200, they let him take the photo of Spencer. . .
which, of course, became one of the most famous album covers
on one of the greatest albums in history.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

I almost forgot!

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

The countdown begins
My vacation is next week
A taste of freedom

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

cherish the pantaloon

Transformers Movie

Transformers Theme
by Black Lab: full video
I never liked this cartoon...
but I still remember the theme song
I dig this new version

watch it here

*I saw this over at wongblogger


My friend Kim sent me this postcard

So few words.. yet brilliant

The fact that she mailed it from home, only adds
to the comic genius of it all

Monday, June 25, 2007

I was cool

I had this exact necklace
when I was a kid

Who's cooler than me? - that's right, nobody~

slack ad

2fools made me this slacktastic ad
thanks friend!


The rednecks will be giving
high fives like crazy in the
Southland when they get
wind of this...
Frozen Beer-On-A-Stick
Sells Like Hotcakes
full story

Sunday, June 24, 2007

just some travis

slack napping as usual

amc pacer

While strolling through the streets of Wickford, RI
I came across this little gem..

You don't see these too often
And there's a reason for that... it's fucking hideous
BWAhahaahahah AHhah


Just Some Kayaking Pics...
Wickford Cove, Wickford, RI

Friday, June 22, 2007


The 5 Biggest Pricks
in Congress

According to
go here


random find

A Family That Bikes Together....Gets Made Fun Of Together.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

in the news

Girl's Feet Cut Off
at Six Flags'
Kentucky Kingdom.

full story

I've been on that ride - It got stuck
For about 25 minutes we were strapped in
- it was 90 degrees out
I was starting to get claustrophobic..

But I guess we were lucky - we left with our feet intact!

*Cringe* Shudder*

gotta love it

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


Thursday Thirteen
13 random statements
you may or may not agree with

1. The nectarine is the best fruit.
2. The best 70's Tv show was CHiPs.
3. Carnivals are disgusting.
4. French Fries are best with lots of ketchup and vinegar.
5. Golf is lame.
6. People who wear fur coats are assholes.
7. South Park is far superior to Family Guy.
8. Paul McCartney should retire.
9. The ending to the Soprano's was NOT brilliant - it sucked.
10. Paris Hilton should be locked up for life.

11. Cats are better than Dogs.
12. Purell hand sanitizer is awesome.
13. Bloggers (meaning both blog writers & readers)
are more intelligent than non-Bloggers

the end

Wednesday, June 20, 2007


What Would Kitty Carryall Do?


in case you haven't seen it

Hillary Clinton
Sopranos Parody

is here

pic link

photo gallery

some guy has turned every
square inch of his car into a
protest against the religious right.

go here

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

doctors SUCK

"What do you call the guy who
finished last in his medical
school class?

You call him doctor."

- that's what I'm talking about!

I loathe doctors..

I never.. ever go
unless I'm near death
or need a re-fill on my birth control pills of course..
or a re-fill on my asthma medicine so I don't DIE
but other than that.. forget it!

I have been suffering with allergies the past few months
they have never been this bad

So finally, I give in - I call the dreaded doctor
I haven't been in a few years.

This is the charming conversation that took place:

Me: "I need to make an appointment with Dr. "Fucktard""
Office Bitch: " You haven't been here in quite some time
(*said in mean voice - like she takes it as a personal insult that I haven't been in)
so I need to find you an hour slot for the 1 hour physical"
Me: uhhh ONE HOUR?! what does that entail? (
*said in annoyed voice)
Office Bitch: *Pause* - IT'S A PHYSICAL! (*mean voice)
We can't fit you it until August
Me: So I am just supposed to suffer until August? That's Perfect!
Office Bitch: That is our office protocol!
(*mean voice once again)
Me: Can't she just fit me in next week so I can get some allergy medicine
Office Bitch: "Do you have an allergist?"
Me: **pause** "NO" (If I had a fucking allergist why would I be calling you??)
Office Bitch - "well I don't know, hold on.." slams the phone down
- puts me on hold for an eternity
Different Office Bitch: "Can I help you?"
Me: (here we go again, apparently I was too much for office bitch one to handle)
"I need to make an appointment..can I just make an appointment and come for the
one hour extravaganza another time?"
Different Office Bitch: "Do you have an allergist?"
Me: Thinking to myself - ARE THEY FUCKING KIDDING????
(I can feel my face getting red.. blood pressure rising) -
"No.. I DO NOT have an allergist"
Different Office Bitch: "Can you come in next Wednesday?"
Me: "yes, Wednesday is fine" (did they have to make it this difficult?)
Different Office Bitch: - "Well.. okay but I am going to also schedule
your one hour physical for august"

Me: "whatever..."

If I worked in a doctors office I would never be this nasty
what's the deal with Nurses and doctors office employees?
Miserable fucks!!!

And can someone tell me what the ONE HOUR PHYSICAL CONSISTS OF?

What the hell do they do to you that takes an HOUR?

sick bastards..
they must sit around all day thinking of new & exciting
ways they can violate you!

no thanks.

Just give me some fucking Zyrtec and I'll be on my merry way


wtf - observation

Stop the Insanity
WTF- observation of the day

There is nothing more painful
than driving behind a school bus - nothing.

The bus stops..
The bus monitor gets out..
• Runs to the front of the bus - looks under it
• Runs to the side of the bus - looks under it
• Runs to the back of the bus - looks under it
• Then back to the side - looks under it


Are they Kidding???!?!?
Is this really necessary???
Isn't this just a tad OVERKILL??

Are there kids coming out of the woods throwing
their heads under the wheels - that I don't know about?

I remember the good old days
when the bus barely stopped to let you out


Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

The smelly mail man
Does not believe in speed stick
He likes to linger

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Sunday, June 17, 2007

just some weekend pics

Camping down near the beach

My husband - trying to fly a kite

tim burn

My weekend was good.
How was yours?

Thursday, June 14, 2007


Living From Trash

When you think you're
having a bad day..
think of these people

pics here


Slow Motion
Water Balloon Pop
watch it here

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

fame again

I was going through my archives
and this video still makes me laugh so
I'm posting it again and there's nothing
you can do about it

watch it

a classic


remember when
lawn chairs
looked like this..

more dick..

Is it possible there's
more celebrity dirt
at Dick Small's?

- it's possible alright


The 13 Most Ridiculous
TV Shows to Ever Get Green-Lit

according to

go here