Sunday, August 29, 2010

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And now
the Tuesday -WORK SUCKS - Haiku

Depressing work space.
Office is full of clutter.
Most of it's my stuff...

Wednesday, August 18, 2010


I left my iced tea on the table
I went into the kitchen for 3 seconds
t h r e e .. s e c o n d s
I came back and the cat was helping herself to
my cold, refreshing beverage.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

Inspired by an old blogging buddy
the one
the only Mr. Jimmy Smash™

And now... After
A far too long hiatus

I give you
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

Working Late Again
I Never Get Paid For It
I'm On Salary

Godspeed Mr. Smash, You relit my haiku fire.

Sunday, August 08, 2010

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

thanks, so much

Dear Co-worker

I just wanted to thank you!

Thanks for getting hot wieners on your lunch today,
and eating them 2 feet away from me
spilling bits and pieces all over the floor...

And then throwing your trash under your desk
so I could smell them all fucking day..

When you left at 4:00
the stink of nasty ass, hot wieners and stale ketchup
lingered in the air, right until I finally left at 7:00

So, as if my day wasn't bad enough...
for 7 long hours, I had to endure the
stink of your rancid, vile lunch.