Friday, June 30, 2006


Freak Accident Sends

Hasselhoff to Surgery
David Hasselhoff hit his head
on a chandelier, showered
himself with broken glass and
severed a tendon.

full story

So here are Some David Hasselhoff
Videos that will Give you Nightmares -

You Need To Click This!!

Then Click This Next

**cringe** **shudder**
That was fucking horrible. I'm sorry I did that to you.

Oh Wait... No I'm Not

Okay, I Am a Little Sorry...

Tag - I'm It

Lynda Tagged me


1. Go to Wikipedia.
2. In the Search box, type your birth month and day (but not year).
3. List three events that happened on your birthday.
4. List two important birthdays and one interesting death.
5. One holiday or observance (if any).
6. Tag 5 more peoples - if u want to.

▪ 1942 - World War II: The Naval Battle of Guadalcanal between Japanese and American forces begins near Guadalcanal, will last for three days.
▪ 1992 - Absolutely Fabulous airs its first episode on BBC1.
▪ 2004 - Scott Peterson is found guilty of first degree murder of his wife Laci Peterson and their unborn son Conner after a five-and-a-half month long trial.

▪ 1966 - David Schwimmer, American actor
▪ 1970 - Tonya Harding, American figure skater

▪ 1941 - Abe "Kid Twist" Reles, American mobster

▪ National Holiday: Birth of Sun Yat-Sen (observed in China and Taiwan)
BEAT THAT! hahahahah

Now I get to tag some peoples too!


That's six - but I don't care
You're all tagged as far as I'm concerned

Rob Schneider

collapses on movie set
full story

Go Watch This

Hmmm, Maybe he realized how much he SUCKS
and was overwhelmed...

This calls for a Rob Schneider Poll!

Rob Schneider Sucks
NO! - He is a comic genius
He's Okay
Rob Who?
Free polls from

A Website Devoted to
Superheroes Eating Hostess Products
How Cool is That
Go Here

Thursday, June 29, 2006

I had heard of this site before
but never went to it

I just checked it out today
and it was worth the trip

Hitler Cats!

A blog dedicated to cats
that look like Hitler

go away

Note to Britney:
I hate you.
Please go away.
I even gave you that great
advice about finding a nice
double wide trailer in the
swamps of Louisiana
and retiring... but you
didn't listen!

full story

it's the just the
nerd watch

right here


I got this email from my friend yesterday
and I laughed at this paragraph.

So I thought I would share...

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Is he kidding?

I came home from work and I noticed this book
sitting on the table

Needless to say.. it's not mine.

We went to a book sale a few weeks ago
It's all donated books they sell them for a $1 maybe $2
Any kind of book you can imagine! Anything you want!
We went once before and got some great stuff.

But this time... out of the entire room full of books
my husband picks out this little gem

The Gathering Storm

by Winston S. Churchill

What the hell was he thinking? This is the book he picks??
Am I married to a college professor?
I feel like he should be wearing a turtle neck sweater, smoking a pipe
and sipping brandy

Yeah that looks like a great read...


Enjoy the book honey
I still love you, even though you pick out lame books.

2006 Ugly Dog Contest

This dog wasn't the winner..
but should have been

More Candidates
Here are some new blogs
I have recenlty added to the side bar &
Some that Have Been There A While Too
In case you hadn't noticed...

mish mash - her comments make me laugh
and so does her blog... So go visit.

Two Can Anne - Random! Funny!

The Watercooler - Always Entertaining

Bulletproof Bracelets - All Pop - No culture - Good stuff

Dutchylicious - Always a good read

Big Waste of Time - A blog to share "wastes of time" with the world!

Culture Kills - Pageant of the Transmundane is the best!

Sweet Nothings...and such
- Funny! And from down under - Pass the Vegemite...

In Fact - All the Links on the Side Bar Are Good!
I'm Tired of Listing them - So If I Left You Out... Don't Cry
I'll Make It Up to You On the Next "Blogs to Visit" Post

So check 'em ALL out!

The Great Pumpkin

The Great Pumpkin
one of my faves from
Robot Chicken
watch it now

sent to me from MC
from Culture Kills
thanks MC!
Anyone Seen this Movie Yet?

I Think I'll Go Next Week - While I'm On Vacation
Vacation! Vacation! Vacation!

Did I Mention I'm on Vacation Next Week?
Here is a Superman Quiz

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

twinkies - it's what's for dinner

It's the Twinkies Cookbook

With Recipes Such As:

Twinkie Sushi

Twinkie Burrito

Pigs in a Twinkie

Pumpkin Twinkie Bread Pudding

Peanut Butter and Jelly Twinkie Cake

I just don't understand why Americans are fat... oh wait.

Well I Think I'll Pass On This Book

Spider-Man is 31 Today
WOW! I'm OLDER Than Spider-Man

Tobey Maguire
I like him, he's plays a good superhero

7 years ago

Well kids,
Today is My Anniversary

7 years ago on this day we went to a little town
by the name of "Las Vegas"

Perhaps you've heard of it.. it's in Nevada...

We went to the Little White Chapel

and opted for the $40 Drive thru Wedding

So yes... I got married in a car
(mustang convertible to be precise)

I Highly Recommend the Vegas Wedding
What's Cooler Than That? - Nothing!

7 Years Already, God I'm Getting Old!

Monday, June 26, 2006

my weekend

We went to a Christening Party
Over the Weekend

Friends of ours had a baby a
few months back.

Needless to say, we skipped the church

festivities and went to the after party.

We walk in & our friend is holding the baby - we walk over to say hi.

Baby looks at me and automatically starts

as if the end of the world was drawing near.
I made the baby cry.

Mom looks at me and says - That's so strange
She hasn't cried like that all day!

Yeah... I get that reaction a lot.
I fled the scene quickly... Headed straight for the cooler full of beer.

They have really good parties. They are having another party next week
(I'll try not to make the baby cry this time, I'll let you know if I do)

And that's my weekend.

Link of the day

It's Bubbledog's
Scratch and Sniff Sticker Collection
Go Here

Make sure you click on the Mr. T
Scratch and Sniff Section
I can't belive these actually existed...

But I'm on Vacation Next Week
Woo Hooooooo!

Friday, June 23, 2006

It's the Virtual Pac-Man Museum
right here


Last Night I had This Dream
I went to my mothers house
There were baby ducks living under her bed
and I was trying to feed them dog food.

This it the type of insanity that
seeps through my brain.

Friday Nornna

Friday Nornna

1.nornna singing
2.talking about her gum line

he sucks

Last night I saw Jon Lovitz in that Subway commercial
& I realized... God, I can't stand Jon Lovitz!
He's not funny... He wasn't funny on Saturday Night Live
He's not funny now.
who's with me?

I think this calls for a Jon Lovitz poll

Does Jon Lovitz Suck?
Yes - He Sucks
Heavens No! - He's Great, Really Great!
He's Okay
Who the Hell is Jon Lovitz?
Free polls from


Possibly one of the greatest finds in Slack history.
You need to click this right now

Also Tour the Gem Sweater Museum
Click Me Now

No need to thank me.. but you can if you want to.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Behind the Music

from Robot Chicken

right here


click picture for bigger version

What the Hell is this?
My friend works in sales - so she's on the road all day long
and when she sees something stupid or crazy or humorous
she takes a pic for me
And I'm so thankful that she does.

Is this suppose to be an ad for something?
I don't get it..

Do these people actually think that we all want
to look at their family portrait???
All I can say is... wow

Has anyone else seen anything as lame as this?

link of the day

Be sure to read the descriptions next to the pics.
check it out

morning rant

This morning, I was driving to work
I slowed down and let some guy
pull out in front of me

That no good son of a bitch!
How hard is it to be polite!!! - I hope he has a shitty day.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Found this personality test
over at The Art of Losing

Take the Test Now

Apparently I am A Concerned Thinker!
"I have a vivid capacity for imagery that allows me
to see beyond my present circumstances."

This Week I'm "Renting" A Space At
Pointless Drivel
I Visit This Site Daily - As Should You.
"Mr. Fabulous"
Is Rather Demented - Just Like Me!!
That's Why I Like Him. So You Should Check It Out.

Here is a Google Video
Classic.. Tony Soberon

Sing it Tony!

morning coffee volume 3

This morning I was in
Dunkin Donuts getting my coffee
Medium Iced Hazel Nut - Milk 2 Sugars...

So.. I'm in line and these
two soccer moms decide to have
a LOUD conversation - the only problem
was they were not standing next to each
other. There was at least 6 people in between
them in the line and yes I was one of the lucky 6

They shouted back and forth... "How old is Tyler now??
Oh it's seems like yesterday they were playing soccer together!!
Megan is at URI now... she's majoring in english and Katie she's in 9th,
Tommy still plays soccer"

Note to rude soccer moms: I don't give a fuck!!!
It's 8:15 in the morning and your yelling!
And to be honest with you I don't want to hear about
Tyler playing goalie. Or what Megan is majoring in...
Nor does anyone else in line.

Everyone in the place looks like the want to kill both of you...
Can you NOT feel the stares??



Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Superfriends Office Space

Office Space!

Click Me


This Post Shows You
How to make "Microburgers"
For your Pet Hamster or Rodent

Just Go Here

"If you really love your hamster, you will do this for them."

Alien + Predator

You can never have enough

Robot Chicken
in my opinion

Alien + Predator

Tuesday Nornna

Just Some Tuesday Nornna
I dedicate this post
to stjarna because I know
he's a big Nornna Fan
Haahaha =)

1.Grilled Cheese & Making Pig Sounds
2.The Usual, Eating & Rambling
3.More Singing, Eating & Rambling

weekend fun

We stained the deck this weekend...
Absolute Nightmare.

We bought the stain over 2 weeks ago (it's been raining every weekend)
But finally a Sunny Forecast ~ Beautiful Weekend!!

So we get up at 8:00am (so we can get done early)

We open the can of stain
Hmmm It's very orange - "Natural Cedar" Okay
Well maybe it dries clear and light

We begin

Looks pretty orange to me.. Actually... It Looks like shit!
We pause.. Maybe it will look better when it dries

This looks bad.. real bad - How can this be?

We need to stop. We read the can a bit more carefully
and it reads "Solid Stain"
My husband bought the wrong stain (fantastic!!!)

We go back to the store
We have to re-buy all the rollers and brushes and trays...
(Because we're just made of money!)


- I try to return the open can
they didnt want to take it back

I tell the paint guy that one of the employees told me to buy this type of stain
(He did point to it when we asked where the deck stain was - that counts, right?)
I asked the clerk if he was going to have one of his employees come to my
house and sand the orange paint off my deck for me. He declined.

They took the open can back.

But they didn't have the stain we needed (of course not!)
so I had to go across town to another store and re-buy the stain.

Now we go back home and start all over again
7 hours we stained - in the AFRICA Hot Weather

As soon as we walked into the house
It wasn't suppose to rain...

What the FUCK?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?????!?!?!?!?

Why is my life like this? What did I do to deserve this?
- Wait, don't answer that...

And that's my "life is unfair weekend story."

Work Sucks Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

Need a Vacation
I Can't Take it Anymore
Help Me Please Help Me

Thank You

If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables - the second line seven syllables - the third line five syllables

Monday, June 19, 2006

Napoleon Bonamite

Napoleon Bonamite
from Robot Chicken

Go Here... Gosh!

Celebrities I Like Volume 2

You All Like Him Too - Right?
Yes You Do... Admit it.

Movie Review

A Casual Slack Movie Review

This weekend I netflixed
the Movie PRIME

I Think It Sucked

I Had to Shut it Off
Due to Boredom...

This has been a Casual Slack Movie Review
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Ron Burgundy
and Friends
Sing Afternoon Delight

More whining

I am a whiner... it's true.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

it's hot

It's unbelievably hot today
We're Talking

Very unpleasant.
I went outside for 5 minutes
and I almost melted.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Vince Vaughn

Doesn't Everybody? - You Like Him Too
I Just Know It.
Check Out This Blog

I'm a renter on her blog this week
Ellie is a fan of the SLACK so that
automatically makes her cool

So go visit - You're not too busy... go

When I woke up this morning and turned on the TV
there was an infomercial for this


I immediately had this vision of everyone in Arkansas & Texas
dialing the phone at the same time causing power outages

Leslie Hall would be proud