Thursday, December 09, 2010

can't wait!!!

I hope it's pure awesome!

it better be better than that last one
or I'll have to kick some asses

Sunday, November 21, 2010

trailer of the day

this looks interesting...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010


Finally a trailer

So far...I'm not diggin' the CGI look of it.
But I could be wrong.

In brightest day, in blackest night,

No evil shall escape my sight

Let those who worship evil's might,

Beware my power... Green Lantern's light

Yeah well, on a side note:

I still think

Ryan Reynold's
shoulda been the Flash instead
just sayin'...

clip of the day

Sunday, October 31, 2010

another halloween

I have a lot of candy left
I guess 37ยบ is too cold to go outside

todays kids are soft
if you ask me.

Soft I tell ya...

happy halloween

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Keep pushing buttons...
Copy machine is broken.
You're an idiot.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Stoltz as Mcfly!

I wish they had left
Eric Stoltz as Marty Mcfly in Back to the Future

Finally never before seen footage
I want to see all of it!

Thursday, October 14, 2010


U never hear much about

I've never seen it on my site meter
do they even have the internet there?
yeah... probably not

go huskers!
whatever that means..

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

a conversation

And now
a conversation I had with
with my husband this evening.

ME: So what time do you have to go in tomorrow?
HIM: Baca..
ME: what the hell does that mean?
HIM: It's land of the lost talk
ME: oh...

the end

Friday, October 01, 2010

help the cause

I want this
Who wants to donate $1200 ???

Feel free to click the donate button
Underneath the links...

Thursday, September 30, 2010

He'll save every one of us

Look! Water is leaking from her eyes.
The Emperor Ming:
It's what they call tears, it's a sign of their weakness.

He's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child, with a mighty

It was just on HBO
Kick Ass!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

don't rent this

one hour and forty eight minutes of my life
that I will never get back

Friday, September 24, 2010

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

the thumb sucker...

Scout likes her new home... We love this little animal!

She's a thumb sucker..
she sucks her paw & kneads at the same time
She's like a little kid sucking a thumb and playing with the blanket.
She does this until she falls asleep.

There's a cat in my hat... at least she's not a Yankees Fan

Wednesday, September 15, 2010


a Canadian actress best known for voicing
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in the enduring animated
1964 television special, has died. She was 88.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

a new famly member

I work with a local Animal Shelter ...
I volunteer - helping with promotions & events

I stopped in yesterday
and they had two tiny little kittens
one of them went home with me.
(I wish I could have taken both -
but my husband woulda punched me in the face)

She needs a name...

Any Suggestions?

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And now
the Tuesday -WORK SUCKS - Haiku

Depressing work space.
Office is full of clutter.
Most of it's my stuff...

Wednesday, August 18, 2010


I left my iced tea on the table
I went into the kitchen for 3 seconds
t h r e e .. s e c o n d s
I came back and the cat was helping herself to
my cold, refreshing beverage.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

Inspired by an old blogging buddy
the one
the only Mr. Jimmy Smash™

And now... After
A far too long hiatus

I give you
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

Working Late Again
I Never Get Paid For It
I'm On Salary

Godspeed Mr. Smash, You relit my haiku fire.

Sunday, August 08, 2010

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

thanks, so much

Dear Co-worker

I just wanted to thank you!

Thanks for getting hot wieners on your lunch today,
and eating them 2 feet away from me
spilling bits and pieces all over the floor...

And then throwing your trash under your desk
so I could smell them all fucking day..

When you left at 4:00
the stink of nasty ass, hot wieners and stale ketchup
lingered in the air, right until I finally left at 7:00

So, as if my day wasn't bad enough...
for 7 long hours, I had to endure the
stink of your rancid, vile lunch.


Friday, July 30, 2010

it's just a cat in the box

Riley A.K.A "the peanut"

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Link O' the day!!

For the cereal enthusiast

I loved me some halfsies!!
but my mother would rarely let me get them
yet another chapter of my shitty childhood...
Lack of Sugary Cereal = Lack of Fun

But at least I had the crazy ball... !

If they sold this in Rhode Island nowadays
they would be lining up for this shit!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

site recommendation

I wanted to buy new sneakers
I went everywhere
Dick's Sporting Goods, Modells, Sports Authority
Every God Damn place you can think of

but apparently in
Rhode Island
it's a state law
that all womens sneakers are either
pink, purple or baby blue.

outraged... agitated... distraught
I did what I should have done in the first place
consult the
the world wide web

I found this kick ass site

they're cheap
the selection is amazing
AND they ship soooo fast

if you've never heard of it
you're welcome

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

30 years???

Caddyshack Turns 30 Years Old
This Week
here's some movie facts

My Favorite quote:
"You'll get nothing, and like it"
- Judge Elihu Smails

Friday, July 23, 2010

Thursday, July 22, 2010

don't let it die

I recently read this post
"Facebook and Twitter have killed blogging. That is all."
over at Mr. Nobody's™

It made me sad...
Cuz it's true

I'm gonna post more
I miss the good ol' bloggin' days.

I Slack, Therefore I am.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Monday, July 19, 2010


okay.. so two weeks ago
I was on VACA

I was in one of my favorite states
live free... or die that's their motto

we stopped at McDonald's for some McCoffee
We're standing in line and there's this loud, annoying
family in front of us I detected a southern accent
- possibly Kentucky, Indiana?
I dunno..

There was mom, grandma, grandpa, 2 young kids, one baby.

They were yapping the entire time
annoying the shit out of me.. Y'all.. Y'all... Y'all.....

At one point Grandma yells to Grandpa - "What do you want?"
He replies.... " Well I dunno.. what do they got up there?"
(looking at the menu)
Grandma replies -
"The same dang thing that every other McDonald's in the country has."
Grandpa: "They got the same thing?"


my blood boiling..

The McEmployee says "next"
They continue yapping... Y'all.. Y'all... Y'all.....
The McEmployee has to repeat himself two more times before they notice

Finally, they order (it took a lifetime) they step aside .. they wait.

I go to place my McOrder
and grandma steps in front of me and says to the McEmployee
"Can I get some socks?"

He replies, "sure one dollar"

now.. I'm thinking.. Socks? she must have said sauce... they sell sauce for $1.00 here? Hmmm that's strange..
I wonder what kind of sauce it is???

and then it happened
something I had never seen before in my life...
something that McBaffled me...
something that should not have occurred...

the McEployee reaches under the counter

wait for it....

wait for it....

in his hand a
pair of small white McSocks

What just happened?
What did I just witness?
Where am I?

Did this person just cut in front of me
and order a pair of socks at McDonald's?

What the hell is going on here???
What else is for sale under that counter??????
Why aren't they on the menu?

She just ordered a pair of fucking McSocks at McDonald's...

Is it me? Am I out of the loop?

Monday, July 05, 2010

american way

So why are the kids of today
lazy, sluggish and super sized?

Cuz schools give 'em
Bags of Cheetos covered with melted cheese
for lunch.

It's the lunch of champions.

it's true...
it aint easy being cheesy

Thursday, June 24, 2010


there was a rainbow over my desk yesterday
I thought to myself..

This must be good luck!
Maybe things are looking up!
Maybe I'm on a lucky streak!
Maybe this is a good sign!

but no..
I had a shitty day

and today is sucking even more than yesterday

fuck you rainbow...

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

pour oil on him

(piece of shit)

if anyone needs Tony Hayward..
he's on his 52-foot yacht

yachting around...

while oil continues to pour into the gulf

Thursday, June 10, 2010

crazy ass

... oh no no

it's not..
it perfectly normal...
to pose with your dying loved one then sell the photo
to a tabloid.

she loved him very very much!!
so don't be hatin'

okay.. she's a crazy ass bitch..
Philip Drummond would not be pleased

Thursday, June 03, 2010

the rainbow

last week I bought a little bag of skittles
they were 40¢
I hadn't had skittle in years...

I ate half the bag
then the next day I ate the other half

the following week
I purchased the big bag

I still have the bag..
I eat a few here and a few there

but what I really want to do
is down the entire bag in one sitting
but that would be like 10-12 million calories
and that would be wrong...

all I want to do is taste that fucking rainbow
cuz it's awesome
it's candy CRACK

here's what you do
you get
1 yellow
1 orange
1 purple
1 green
1 red

eat them all at the same time..
that's the "rainbow" they speak of..
it's epic

sugar nirvana

damn you skittles..
damn you to hell

wait..I love you skittles - I didnt mean it

blanche died

stay gold...
1934 – 2010

Monday, May 24, 2010

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Wednesday, May 05, 2010