Wednesday, October 31, 2007

the dog

Looks Like Mullet Man is in Trouble!
Dog Chapman's
colorful rant - is here

*full story

I carved 'em

Envy my pumpkin carving skills...

Did anyone else partake in pumpkin caving festivities?

Am I the only one?

the contest

Our friends Dave & Deb
Challenged Me & Tim

They said their dog - Cuppy
is cuter than Travis


I said.. let's let the people decide
Loser has to buy dinner...

Let the voting begin.

Who's Cuter?
Travis (Cat)
Cuppy (Dog)
Free polls from

October 31st

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Happy Halloween, Kids!

*thanks MC

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

just some travis

no cats were harmed in the taking of this photo

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

I don't like your tone
Keep barking orders at me
I'll get right on that...

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

pumpkin seeds

I toasted pumpkin seeds last night
and they were wicked good

I just thought you should know

A letter to..

And now an open letter to all those people
over the age of 12

who SCREAM at haunted houses / hayrides / etc.

Hi there,
I wanted to take moment to talk to you folks
about the "screaming" that goes on at Halloween Recreational Facility's

I have visited few haunted houses in my younger days.. they were fun when I was 7
I don't go to them now because I have better things to do
and frankly I can't bare to even be around you people

Last night I saw a TV show all about extreme haunted houses
an it annoyed me in such a tremendous way
it led me to do this post...


See that kid...
the 16 year old with the mask and the fake blood he got at Walmart
well... he's not REALLY going to kill you

I know, I know...
It seems SO real with that plastic machete an all
but trust me - you're not gonna die
he's a paid actor - I'm serious...

I know you can never be 100% sure that there isn't a real
axe murderer in the mix - but the odds are slim

You don't have to be THAT scared
maybe a little but startled... hell, you can even be a bit apprehensive, anxious or
frightened.. but all the ear piercing, blood curdling screaming.. yeah that's gotta stop
Your over dramatics sicken me...

So please - I'm gonna need you to take it down a notch on the decibels meter
You're annoying the shit out of me and I'm not even there


@ casual slack

Monday, October 29, 2007

Sunday, October 28, 2007

check it out!

(click pics for larger version)

I spotted this little gem a few miles down the road
from my house...

They handcrafted a
scene from the great pumpkin

good grief

more on candy corn..

Lewis Black rants on candy corn.

Friday, October 26, 2007

slack movie review

And Now A Movie Review from Casual Slack

I netflixed Transformers

It's fucking AWESOME

I wish I had seen it in the theaters...
If you didn't love this movie - I don't even know what to say to you
other than good day..
I said good day...

This has been a Casual Slack Movie Review

i suck at math

"The Little Professor"

I had one of these when I was a kid
yet I still managed to fail math on several occasions
both in high school and college

Educational Toy - MY ASS


Thanks for nothing Texas Instruments

@ casual slack

Thursday, October 25, 2007

looks good, tastes bad

I've said it once
and I'll say it again

Candy Corn Sucks

*2fools sent me this -

movie flashback

The Beastmaster
I remember back in the day..
this movie was on HBO at least 10 times a day..

I always felt bad when the little ferret
jumped on that guy and the guy fell
off the cliff...
remember that???
ferrets were the best part of this movie)

Actually it's been so long since I've seen it
that's the only part I do remember

and Marc Singer running around half naked
battling evil
with a tiger that was spray painted black

your typical
low-budget sword-and-sorcery '80s flick

on tonight

When the Scranton branch is asked to participate in a Dunder Mifflin ad,
Michael seizes his chance to exhibit his creativity.
Meanwhile, Dwight explores the online world of Second Life.

the office

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

an email

an email

Today I emailed my friend Angela this:

"Stop working and talk to me.."

And this is the reply I got:

Okay. :) Once upon a time there was a fat girl, with fat arms. They called her
"Fat Arms Ang" Her arms were so fat that they did not fit in a regular sized
shirt, so all of her shirts had to be modified to fit her gigantic arms. At night,
her children slept upon her flabby gilatnous arms as though they were pillows.
Her husband used them to jack up the car on weekend repair jobs. One day, a
giant mosquito came and feasted upon just one of the fat arms and deflated it
like a balloon, and for the rest of her days she was no longer called Fat Arms
Ang... she was called: Fat ARM ang because just one of the arms remained
grotesquely yooj.
The end.

random find

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

I sit in traffic
Then I sit in a prison
Process repeated

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Monday, October 22, 2007


Iron Man is off the wagon yet AGAIN

Apparently he has had a problem for quite some time
Captain America is his AA Sponsor

I think Spider Man would make a better sponsor..
just sayin'

sox win

Sunday, October 21, 2007


Outstanding Clip - Watchy Here

*I stole this from Teri
*who stole this from Anne

Friday, October 19, 2007

happy friday

Happy Friday Kids!
Let's All Go to the Regal Beagle Tonight

Thursday, October 18, 2007


As Jan renovates the condo, Michael confronts his growing debt
every way he can, which includes pressuring

his employees for a loan. Pam and Jim spend a night out on
family farm, now a bed and breakfast.

Watch the Office Tonight..

random find

Wednesday, October 17, 2007


Furry Happy

Watchy Here

quote of the day

"You Know, For Kids!"

Tuesday, October 16, 2007


Check out Creed
(from the Office)

in the Grass Roots
go here

Halloween Costume Ideas 3

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Working for the man...
I'm not appreciated
My paycheck is PROOF

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Cereal Killers
"terrorfying takes on some of your favorite breakfast cereal's"
go here

Monday, October 15, 2007

Sunday, October 14, 2007

take that! TEXAS

My Team is 6-0
How's your team doin'??

Oh wait... not as good as my team
I can tell ya that!

wooo hooooooo
final score
48 to 27

Friday, October 12, 2007

random nonsense

My friend emailed me this
and I thought I'd share...

Cursing at Work

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended,
this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately
express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been
provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue
in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Hollywood Squares

I had this vision...
for the greatest cast ever assembled
for Hollywood Squares

Am I Wrong?


You know you'd watch it - admit it


It's Thursday kids!!
The Office is on tonight

The Dunder Mifflin Infinity website
is launching and Michael is excited about going to the big launch party in
New York while Angela plans a satellite party for the Scranton branch. Meanwhile,
Dwight competes against the website to see who can sell the most paper in one day.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

do it for johnny

Do me a favor?

Stay Gold

Do it for Johnny...


inspirational quotes

Well kids..
Back to work after a three day weekend!

I'm so happy to be back to work

In honor of being back
Here are some inspirational quotes:

"When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices.
When you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
-Tibetan Buddhist

"As Soon As You're Born You Start Dying"
-Someone said this - not sure who

"Our life is made by the death of others."
-Leonardo da Vinci

"Death is nature's way of saying, Your table's ready."
-Robin Williams

"Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else."
-James Matthew Barrie

"Work is a necessary evil to be avoided."
-Mark Twain

I hope these brightened your day!

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Back to work AGAIN
Long weekend was very nice
Now I want to DIE

Thank You
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Friday, October 05, 2007

A letter to...

Dear old woman
behind me in line at dunkin donuts this morning..

The girl at the counter said next please..
I heard her

I was going...

You didn't have to start frantically tapping
me on the shoulder and pointing

I was going!!
What the hell do you think I am??
the flash??

Well I'm not..
My sincerest apologies for not sprinting out of line as if
it were the start of the Boston marathon...

I know you want that french cruller

But that 100th of a second extra
you had to wait
isn't gonna make or break you

You need to settle down


@ casual slack

office toon

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