beverage

I have a new beverage obsession..

It actually replaces my usual coffee run in the morning

Smoothies

Peach Mango to be precise..

it goes like this

Frozen Peaches
Frozen Mangos
1/2 Cup of Low Fat Vanilla Yogurt
Some O.J.
and Ice

BAM!
Icy Smooth Goodness

Does anyone else have this obsession?

Got any flavor combo suggestions for me?

And don't say Bacon..
I do not want a bacon smoothie

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Then & Nows

They mostly come at night... mostly.

Gobstoppers are not everlasting...

wrong ones

So like I said...
I was really sick over the weekend

I could not keep food down
it was like a puke-a-thon

anyway
I ask my sweet, loving husband to make a run to the
supermarket for me
For 3 things
- Ginger Ale
- Gatorade
- Popsicles

I was very specific (as usual)
I said what brand of Ginger Ale
I said what flavor Gatorade
and most important - the Popsicles
"Listen to me carefully"
"I want the basic orange-grape-cherry Popsicles
and none of that twin pop bullshit
just the single Popsicle -- one stick"

He nods..

I wait anxiously.
Dehydrated and in great need of an ice cold, frozen miracle

so finally - he arrives home

I ask him to "Bring me a grape one... hurry
I am dying"

He hands it to me
it doenst look normal
rather pale in color...
I say "Are sure this is a basic grape Popsicle"
He acts all annoyed "YES!"

I taste it
It tastes like grape juice
real grape juice.. weak, watery, grape juice
Not KOOL AID fake GRAPE JUICE
like Popsicles are supposed to taste like!!!
You KNOW what I'm talking about..

I said "No way is this a Normal Popsicle"
he runs to the freezer
and yells back "POPSICLE BRAND
I told you! You just like to complain about things"

Something was off...
But in my weakened condition I could not get off the couch to
investigate the matter further
I had to live with it.. for now

I sat disappointed..
Later that night I endured 2 more watery orangey flavored ones...
I thought to myself they must have changed the formula - But WHY!?

So a couple of days later - I have regained my strength...
I decide to see for myself
I open the freezer door
and there before me is this














Do you see it?

**NATURAL COLORS & FLAVORS**
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!??!

Now - I'm all for healthy food..

BUT RIGHT NOW
I'm Dying...
This could be my last day on earth
I long for the chemical goodness of red #5 and high-fructose corn syrup
and he buys me "All Natural Popsicles"

Why didn't he buy me some brown rice
and hummus while he was at it?!

So I tell him LOOK!
This is what you bought??
You Bought the Wrong Ones!!
You Bought the Wrong Ones!!

and his reply..
brace yourself...

"THAT'S ALL THEY HAD"

you mean to tell me
out of the entire supermarket
they had only one type of Popsicles for sale?

In my 35 years on this planet
I have seen many a frozen food sections
and there's usually an ample variety of frozen novelties

Not just one lone box of healthy fucking ice sticks


Men pay no attention to detail..

I would not have made this mistake... not on my watch.


the end

today

it's a beautiful day.

been sick

Hi Kids

I've been violently ill all weekend.
It felt like this...

But today...
I ate a piece of toast - and I didn't throw up
You know what I call that?

victory

birds

The new window bird feeder
seems to be a huge success...

died

KHAAAAAAAAAAHNNNN

Ricardo Montalban
dead at 88

*full story

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Bwahahahahahaaaa

lacking

in⋅spi⋅ra⋅tion–noun
1. an inspiring or animating action or influence:
I cannot write poetry without inspiration.
2. something inspired, as an idea.
3. a result of inspired activity.
4. a thing or person that inspires.
5. Theology. a. a divine influence directly and immediately
exerted upon the mind or soul. b. the divine quality of the
writings or words of a person so influenced.

I lack in⋅spi⋅ra⋅tion

The Twilight Zone

I Love The Twilight Zone
Original Series (1959-1964)


Rod Serling:
Born December 25, 1924, Syracuse, New York, USA
Date of Death June 28, 1975
(complications arising from a coronary bypass operation)
Height 5' 4"
A former boxer, paratrooper and general
all-around angry young man
(IMDB)

Wrote the majority of the Twilight Zone scripts


Some of My Favorite Episodes:
"Night Of The Meek"
"The Invaders"
"Third From The Sun"
"Nothing In The Dark"

You're traveling through another dimension --
a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone!
You unlock this door with the key of imagination.
Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight,
a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance,
of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.


The Twilight Zone Episode Guide

Who Loves this show?
What's Your Favorite Episodes???

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The Prestige

Why the hell
hasn't anyone told Scarlet
they want the card next???
GO HERE
Why must you disappoint me??
Why???

Dale?, Someguy?, Zibbs? Anyone
gonna keep the dream alive?

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -


This Weeks Haiku Brought to you by MISS ALEX

Am I really here?
I wish I were five again.
The homeless don't work!

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

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*OUTRAGE*

Apparently Women Can`t Play Battleship...
It's Far too Complex..

They Need to be in the Kitchen, Washing Dishes.

Dear Milton Bradley,
YOU CAN GET FUCKED!

Put that in your pipe - and smoke it.

Sincerely,
Jen @ Casual Slack

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normally, I hate when the name of my blog is
associated with "pants"

~CASUAL SLACK~
it's not about pants..!
it has nothing to do with pants..!

but this pic so bad ass I had to post it

art

I noticed this artwork hanging on my moms fridge
my nephew did it..
the boy obviously has skillz!

The Prestige

Where the hell is that card?
... It's in Australia

Scarlet has it!
go tell him you WANT IT

Do it for me
Do it for America

godspeed.

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