Knievel

it's friday

flashback

5th GRADE

we had this student teacher - for a few weeks
I don't remember her name.. I do remember I hated her


anyway
one day she goes over to the maps
you know.. the ones that were over the chalk boards

she goes to pull down a map - she does it with a vengeance..
the thing falls off the wall and smashes her right in the face

she was all over dramatic and was keeled over on the floor - holding her face

she was fine...

next day

she asks if anyone had any questions about the assignment

I raise my hand
(which was unusual, because I was a really quiet/shy kid... no really! I was!)

and say in a sarcastic, yet humorous tone...
"Can you pull the map down again
so we can watch it hit you in the face?"

she didn't laugh

she gave me that silent -mean - teacher - stare - you know the one I'm talking about
and then said "that wasn't very nice."
then stared at me again for a few seconds

I guess she was looking for the "Apology"
Pfffft yeah right

a few kids laughed - it was worth it

the end




*this has been another fascinating post from casual slack

random find

xmas tv

Holiday television..
you can watch all of it !

go here

slack

Waldorf: That seemed like something very different.
Statler: Did you like it?
Waldorf: No.
Statler: Than it wasn't different.

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

You make more money?
Salesmen think they are special.
Monkey could do it...


Thank You
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funny clips of the day

the phone call

the christmas tree

*I saw these over at my favorite blog
- two can anne - and I had to swipe 'em!

love it

I love this stuff.
Do you love it too? - How can you not...

tool

cousin oliver was such a tool

poor, ugly bastard...

working

Am I the only person working today?

I am...
I know I am

Kill me now.

thursday

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Unbearable Stink
Do You EAT the Cigarettes?
You Sweat Nicotine

Thank You
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- the third line five syllables

psa

You should eat more fruit

this has been a
public service announcement

you're welcome

this just in...

Mr. Whipple Died..
he was 91
I thought he was already dead
but what the hell do I know

I enjoyed this quote from cnn...
"a man consumed with
keeping bubbly housewives
from fondling toilet paper."




*full story

random find

random find

dubya /socks / crocs

I'm speechless...

flashback

Remember in the movie war games when
Mathew Broderick used a top to a soda can to use the
pay phone for FREE

I use to do that all the time...only I used a straightened out paper clip
I would place one end of the clip into the center of the part you talk into
and then touch the metal part of the pay phone - BAM! Free phone calls!

The Moral of the story..
- WarGames saved me lots of valuable change
which I used to play pole position & pinball at the arcade in the mall


(For all you younger kids out there...
this was way back when pay phones were used
as a way of communicating)

god I'm old..

anyway..
This only goes to show
that you CAN learn a lot from 80's movies

just sayin'

Wouldn't you just love to punch him in the face
and watch his nose fly across the room

You know it would be awesome..

cool link

go here

smack talk

"Your boyfriend is so weak..
he needs steroids just to watch baseball"
-Kelly Kapoor


- smack talk is happening like.. right now

random find

clip

Talent just oozes
from her body...
Kick ASS Dance moves
go here

observation

There's a house in my neighborhood with a sign just like this

Instead of putting it at the end of their driveway
they place it practically in the middle of the street

When I see it...
I get this uncontrollable urge to
Hit the gas - floor it up to 95 - and completely obliterate it
then throw my truck into reverse and run over whatever scraps remain

Is that wrong?

do me a favor

watch this video

then make a donation

Don't be a cheap-ass

wrong road

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference


Well... I -
I took the road that everyone else takes
and it fucking sucks

just sayin'

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Staring at the screen
I'm never really awake
Glazed look in my eyes

Thank You
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random find

Defiance.

b-day

I love my co-workers
because they give me cards like this...

AND funfetti cake...

AND a gift card to Chili's



The moral of the story:
I Hate working... BUT
Love the people I work with

(most of them)

the end

November 12th

34 years Ago..

On this day
November 12th

I was born into this cold, cruel world.

I thought you should know

clip

new
Leslie Hall
video

go here

friday!

observation

Jackie Paper was a whiny little bitch
- this was a result of his parents dropping
far too much acid in the sixties

just sayin'

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

It's Busy Season
No Days Off In Sight For Me...
Burn the Building Down.

Thank You
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- the third line five syllables

photo shoot

take that! Peyton

The New England Patriots move to 9-0 on the season
with a 24-20 win over the Indianapolis Colts!

woo hooooooo!