Friday, April 28, 2006

Friday Movie Pick

Logan's Run
1976 starring Michael York

"Welcome to the 23rd
Century: A perfect world
of total pleasure,
there's just one catch...

This Is Classic 70's Sci-Fi
Netflix it Right now!! - Go...

Sometime in the 23rd century... the survivors of war,
overpopulation and pollution are living in a domed city, sealed
away from the forgotton world outside. Mankind lives a
hedonistic lifestyle but life must end at 30.

3 Ways I Annoy My Co-Workers

3 Ways I Annoy My Co-Workers On A Daily Basis

1. RECYCLING - I actually take home paper from
the office to recycle it
I have boxes all around the office. If someone throws paper in the
trash or trash in the paper box I go on a Tirade!
I mean, How hard is it People?? Put the paper in the box!

And No-that's okay I enjoy Picking spit-filled Big Red gum and
dirty kleenex out of the PAPER ONLY BOX.. Thanks!!
This annoys everyone... and I don't care.

2. I WANT TO GO HOME - Throughout the entire day I make statements like:
"I wanna go home.", "I wish it was time to go home.", "8 more hours.",
"I want to leave now.", "God, I hate working."
I know this annoys the shit out of everyone.
But I can't help it. I've tried to not say it, but it's like tourettes,
it just comes out!

- I have this nasty habit of deleting
very important emails. It just happens.
You know how it is, you start hitting that delete button
on the email and you just keep clicking it and it cleans out the 'in box'.
Sometimes you just can't stop.
This upsets people... I guess I can't blame them.

It's the Most...Wonderful Day

It's the Most! Wonderful Day
of the Week!

Happy Friday Kids.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

six fiddy

My Husband Is Selling
His PRIZE "XR650L"
I Hate To See It Go (*sarcasm)

Wanna Buy It??
Come On... Buy It!
Please Buy It...

It's Only $4000
It's A Bargain! BUY IT!!!!!!

I Want it Out of the Shed!!! There's No Room!!!

C is for COOKIE

Found this on Gorilla Mask

'V for Vendetta' spoof
performed by muppets
Check it Out

*I Always Liked
Cookie Monster the Best

New Episode Tonight

New Episode
Of The Office Tonight!

When Dwight finds half a joint in the
Dunder Mifflin parking lot, he puts
on his Volunteer Sheriff's uniform
and launches a full investigation


Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Never Fear, UNDER DOG is Here

They are filming Underdog
right here in the Ocean State
(that's Rhode Island, Kids)

Yeah I Know, It's Probably
Going to Suck. We'll See...

I just read that "Earl"
will Supply the Voice?
Full Story Here

Click THIS to See Where Underdog is Now!!! <--Funny

OR Click This
"Where Are The Toons Now" <--Funny
To see where Superman, He-Man, Plastic Man,
Speedy Gonzalez,
Marvin, Joe Camel & Smurfs are now.

I could be wrong

I don't know.. I could be wrong
But I think
Keeping a Horse

Is a Bad Idea... But that's just me

Click This Now


Find A Grave...?
Sure, Why Not.
Click Me To Find Graves

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

One More Retro Topic

One More Thing
on the 80's ...

Remember those
Public Service Announcements
of 1980's Saturday Mornings?

Click It

They're All There!

retro stuff
Here are some funny retro
commercials and other
70's, 80's & 90's stuff

check it out
click me for commercials

I'm getting old...

Tuesday "Work Sucks" Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

Friday, Where Are You?
Working Sucks So Very Much

I Deserve A Raise

Thank You

If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.

near $3.00 per gallon
Makes me angry!

Bush asked his Energy & Justice
departments to open inquiries into
whether gas prices are being
illegally manipulated...

I'm sure this will change everything!
- well maybe not.

full story

Monday, April 24, 2006

another coffee story...

The other night I went to
Tim Hortons for Coffee.
The woman working
behind the counter
was about 900 years old and
she moved in slow motion.

And when I say slow motion I mean REVERSE.
Talk about painful.

First I order my coffee... she disappears behind the coffee machine...
it took DAYS
As she makes my coffee she goes into to this convulsing death cough episode..
You know... the vibrating, echoing, my lungs are bleeding type cough...
So the entire cough episode Im thinking to myself:

*please don't be coughing right in my coffee*
*please don't be coughing right in my coffee*
*please don't be coughing right in my coffee*

Then my husband orders his. (after repeating it 3 times)
She does the same thing... disappears, coughs, etc.

Now it's time to pay
I hand her my credit card... We had no cash on us (OF COURSE NOT!)

First she looks at the card, then pushes some buttons,
then looks at the card again, then swipes the card, then looks
at the screen, then pushes more buttons, then swipes the card again,
then looks at the screen, pushes a few more buttons
mumbles something to herself. Swipes the card one more time,
Pushes some buttons. (JUST KEEP PUSHING them BUTTONS!)

(my thoughts)

I felt like I was on one of those hidden camera shows...

I glanced to my right and could see one of the kids that works there
standing to the side with a huge smile on his face,
apparently he found this humorous... That's nice.

She pushes more buttons...Swipes the card, again....
Ladies and gentlemen we have a transaction!


The ice in my iced coffee was melted.

W T F !!!

*Not as good as the first Tim Hortons Story - But a story none the less.
click here for 1st coffee post

Tim Hortons

50 Worst Things - Music

The 50 Worst Things
to Happen to Music

According to Blender Magazine

Kevin Federline is #12 -
It's sad that he's rich...

It infuriates me.
I mean, Just look at this CLOWN! He's probably sitting by a pool right now, sipping a margarita AND I have to go to work everyday?!?!...
Life is so very unfair. *sigh*

breakfast of champions

Start the morning
off right kids,

Casual Slack

It's Easy
And Good for You!


It's Going to Rain.

It's Cold.
It's Monday.
It Sucks.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

cat nap

Travis napping.

Friday, April 21, 2006

I'm bored.

In case anyone was wondering,
here are the most popular pet names...

according to

Quote of the Day

"The ratio of people
to cake is too big."

-Milton Waddams

Office Space

'Star Trek' set for '08 revival

The show that never dies.

Trekkies will be
chomping at the bit for this one...

Click It

It's Friday


woooooo hooooooo!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Do Something.

EVERY DAY, Americans buy 62 million newspapers
and throw out 44 million.
That is the equivalent of dumping 500,000 trees
into a landfill

Every Sunday, the US wastes nearly 90% of its recyclable newspapers.
This wastes another 500,000 trees EVERY SUNDAY

If Everyone in the US
Recycled Just 1/10

of their newsprint, we would save an estimated 25 million trees per year

door-to-door doctor?

Go here

This is just wrong on so many levels.
**cringe** **shudder**

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

India be crazy.

Holy Christ! - I thought
Rhode Island Drivers Were Bad...
Check This Out Click Me

can't sleep.

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night
WHY you ask?
Sleeping next to my husband is like sleeping next to a
grizzly bear
***Snoring: breathing during sleep with harsh noises caused by vibration of the soft palate.***


Actual Conversation:
ME: (*kick him* *punch him*) STOP ! STOPPPPPP!
ME: Please...Please stop snoring you're killing me! I can't sleep.
ME: Oh, okay it must be me then.
TIM: That's right it's you, stop it.

snoring continues....

ME: STOP!!!!!!!!
ME: ME shut up?!??! YOU shut up!!
TIM: Be quiet. I'm sleeping now.
ME: ***sigh***
(he has no memory of this conversation)

How do you argue with someone who is asleep
and actually win the argument?

- You Can't.

I'm tired.

when puppets turn evil

Elmo Wants
Your Soul

So watch out...

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

thetan spawn

The thetan spawn
has arrived.
Xenu would be proud.
Full Story

They Named the Baby "Suri" ............... What a Glib Name.


United 93

I think you would have to duct tape me to a chair to get me to watch this depressing movie.
United 93
Plot Outline: A real time account of the events on United Flight 93, one of the planes hijacked on 9/11 that crashed near Shanksville, Pennsylvania when passengers foiled the terrorist plot.

I think the Tagline Should Be: UNTIED 93
Because Making money on a tragedy
nothing new in Hollywood.

Tuesday Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

Working for the Man

Much Misery and Sadness
Trapped in An Office

Thank You

If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment or Email me.

Monday, April 17, 2006

how about a remake...

I think the world needs a remake of
(Terrytoons/CBS-TV 1966)

"A group of clumsy superheroes fight menaces that threaten the city."

Diaper Man, Rope Man, Strong Man,
Tornado Man, Cuckoo Man...

Who's with me?
Someone call pixar - Go...Call now.

Pretty Flowers

I took this pic in
my backyard
these flowers are everywhere.

They are called "Violas"
aka "Johnny Jump Ups"

I like them.
Beautiful Colors...
Many shades.
(You can eat them too)
I don't... but you can.

And That's Your
Flower Lesson
for Today Kids.

learn more

Live Free Or Die?

Vito is hiding out in New Hampshire...
So, You think Tony is gonna
have him Whacked or What?

Guess we'll have to wait and see.
The Sopranos

Have You Seen This?

This is "Nornna"
And she has Many
Videos of Herself
on You Tube

Very Scary.
See for Yourself.
Click Me

More Nornna


Sunday, April 16, 2006

quote of the day

"If we're still alive in the morning,
we'll know we're not dead."

-Randy Marsh

rice pie

My mother made rice pie...
and it kicked ass.

That's all I have to say.

Turkey Anyone?

Turkeys in my Yard???


Actually, There Are Turkeys in my Yard Everyday...
The neighborhood is infested with them.
One day I counted 24!

That's a lot of Turkey.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Well, I thought it was funny...

Scenes in TV shows I Thought to be Hilarious as a Kid.

- I still think it's funny. All the Muppets epsiodes made me laugh.
Minus all the Singing.

• When Yukon Cornelius would taste the Pick Axe and say "NOTHING!"
- This for some reason would have me in tears. Why, I don't know.

• When Marcie called Peppermint Patty "Sir"
- I Don't know why, But at the time... I thought this was comic genius.

• "Rabbit of Seville" epsiode on Looney Tunes when Bugs Bunny
is washing Elmers Head.

- Still Funny.

I like candy.

shows worth watching...

Deadliest Catch - follows the captains and crews of five ships on this dramatic voyage as they struggle against treacherous conditions to earn a living and, in many cases, to uphold family tradition that has lasted for generations.
More Info

Survivorman - No food, no shelter, no fresh water - one man alone in the wild for seven days with only his wits and stamina to sustain him.

This Guy Will Eat ANYTHING...

More Info

On the discovery channel

Thursday, April 13, 2006

george w. "to do list"

Oh no...
I'm in a blue state!

Just do it.

Way back when

JIM SMASH recently did a post on
and It made me remember my old INTELLIVISION
these were my 3 favorite games...
I played them until my thumbs were numb.

Good stuff.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

they're number one in her book

My friend emailed me this picture.
She recently drove through Washington D.C. on her Vacation

She made a point to stop at the White House to show
an expression of gratitude and tell them they are #1 in her book!
And to keep up the great work!

I think that's swell.

Good luck with all that.

Harvard Telescope Looking for Aliens...
A Massachusetts observatory unveiled a powerful new telescope on Tuesday designed to capture possible light signals transmitted to Earth by extraterrestrials. full story
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