Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Monday, December 21, 2009


"She lives in God's house; with Jesus and Mary
and the ghost and the long eared donkey and the talking walnut."

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Tuesday, December 15, 2009


"A lavish, five-star awards ceremony
hosted by television personality Matt Lauer
is scheduled for the very near future."

After 23 years of waiting
it finally happened.

A highly coveted Drysdale Award.

Dreams really do come true

I'd like to take this moment to thank all the
Kitties that made this possible
I couldn't have done it without you.

Also I'd like to add
It's about fucking time.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009


I still have a dream
to someday
win the prestigious Drysdale

Blog with most swears
Blog least updated
Blog with most kitties

go here

bless you.

while you're there...
do me a fave and vote for my buddy
"Some Guy"
for Dullest Blog

Monday, November 30, 2009

Friday, November 27, 2009


the Flash mug
makes the coffee taste better

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

it's not that good

Stopped for some McCoffee yesterday..

Get a load of this...
look how happy the people are
on the pie box

It ain't that good

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

buy me one

I want one of these cats...
"The Singapura"
is one of the smallest breeds of cats,
noted for its large eyes and ears, brown ticked coat and blunt tail.

but they cost like.. $900

Riley cost me $10

that's an $890 savings

"The Riley Shelter Cat"
is one of the smallest breeds of cats in my home,
noted for her ability to steal objects that don't belong to her and carry them off,
scratching the shit out of the couch, and always
looking sweet, innocent and adorable.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

random find

golden girls action figures

Thursday, November 12, 2009

thirty six

On his day in history
36 years ago
I was brought into this shitty world

not by choice, mind you...
I didn't ask to be born.

In honor of my b-day
my pal Ann made me my fave
Cream Cheese Brownies
with Cherry stuff inside - I think she invented it

Behold it's glory...

Thursday, November 05, 2009


I decided to unleash my potential...

Wednesday, November 04, 2009


Riley says.. "W'sup"

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Another Halloween

Another Halloween
come and gone

Gotta carve a pumpkin

Pumpkin goodness...

Not much left...

How was your Halloween?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Friday, October 16, 2009

clip of the day

I wish my office was like this..

If I suggested to my co-workers we make a music video
it would be frowned upon

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


Yeah.. so, I don't wanna brag or anything.. BUT
I had a BIG sale on ebay
over the weekend

I know..
pretty fucking awesome

I haven't decided on how I'm spending the money yet..

Thursday, October 08, 2009


Lt. Ellen Ripley

" I say we take off, and nuke the site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure."

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

sick of it

Shut the fuck up.
You both suck.


Jen@ Casual Slack

Saturday, September 19, 2009


I just ordered a
Nikon 85mm f/1.4D IF AF Telephoto Nikkor Lens

(now I'm poor - & accepting donations - thanks!)

B e a u t i f u l
aint it

I can't wait to get it
(2-4 long business days)

It better not suck...

Monday, September 14, 2009


Patrick Swayzee


Wednesday, September 09, 2009

this just in

I just read that the creator
of this vile substance died today
see for yourself

And now an open letter to the creator:

Dear Syvlia,
I'm sorry you died...
You were 92, so I guess you had a good run.
But I gotta tell ya..
this shit is just a nasty, foul beverage
and I find it grossly offensive

Have I ever tried it? - no
but that's beside the point



Monday, September 07, 2009

random find

I laughed out loud at this...

my life
is similar to this photo
on a cosmic level...

just sayin'

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

dumpster diving

Today's pics
brought to you by my husband's iphone...

He said I thought he heard something in the dumpster
then he saw a black nose peaking around the corner

He tossed them a bagel...

They'll probably move in now.. it's a pretty nice place
roomy...spacious...ample trash

What more could you want?

Friday, August 21, 2009

you're kidding.. right??

Oh for fucks sake...
please.. please.. please
Let it just be a rumor

Oh.. the horror

Friday, August 07, 2009

Thursday, August 06, 2009


John Hughes

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Saturday, July 25, 2009

random find

Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca,
Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, R2D2

Thursday, July 23, 2009

random nonsense

I snapped this photo over the weekend...
Who's Sweet Ride Is This?

Is it Yours?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

it's not hard

It's not that difficult
just put a new roll on...

Easy right?

I even made a SIGN for my co-workers
but did they get the message???

Lazy motherfuckers.

Friday, July 17, 2009


this one was titled
"More free swill!!!! Hahahaha"


Wednesday, July 15, 2009

random nonsense

Everyday my husband sends me pics
from his iphone
of random nonsense

Today's was titled "FREE SWILL"
I wish I had me some free french fries...

Sunday, July 12, 2009

weekend fun


New Kayaks!
(green one is mine)

Love it.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

just some riley

chillaxin' on the couch

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

poor Janet

Apparently Janet had a little too much at
the Regal Beagle the other night...

My question is.. Where the Hell was Larry???

"The 60-year-old former "Three's Company" star was arrested on July 4
in El Segundo, Calif., for suspicion of driving under the influence.

DeWitt was stopped by police after officers say they witnessed her drive
past a barricade intended to keep away traffic.
Officials say they administered a field sobriety test
on the actress after police officers say they observed signs of alcohol intoxication.
Her bail was set at $5,000."

Monday, June 29, 2009

I don't care

I don't
wanna hear anymore
about it.

Friday, June 26, 2009