Wednesday, February 28, 2007


new clip
from LooinLondon
Day in the Life of Loo
(no auditions)
watch it here

clip of the day

the Clip of the day
is right here


it's been a while since
I posted any Nornna
- I played these for my friend at work -
& She enjoyed the pancake song on#2
She suggested that post them:
(no need to thank her)
1.Angry Nornna Clip Here
2.Big Thanks Clip Here

Tuesday, February 27, 2007


College students
are assholes..

full story is here

“We need to stop endlessly repeating
‘You’re special’ and having children repeat that back,”
“Kids are self-centered enough already.”


As I was driving home this evening - this thought popped into my head...
(for no apparent reason)

- TV Shows -
Why do they always put raw steak
on black eyes

What's with that?

That's fucking gross.. If I had a black eye
the last thing I would reach for is a hunk of raw meat.

Should you keep cheap steak on hand.. just in case you get a black eye?

Why don't they use steak at hospitals?

Can you substitute pork chops?

How about fish... would fish work?

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Morning was awful
Afternoon sucks just as much
Is it time to leave?

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Monday, February 26, 2007

flashback - link

Handheld Games Museum!
go here

pic of the day

the rarely photographed
"Florida Squirrel"

*thanks kim

it's monday

It's Monday - The most horrific day of the week

This morning I awoke to Hootie & The Blowfish
at maximum volume - quite disturbing
I managed to control my rage and
NOT smash my alarm clock into millions of pieces

I was listening to TV this morning and they were talking about
the academy awards and I heard some bitch proclaim
that her shoes cost 1 million dollars
"each shoe is $500,000"
Are they fucking kidding? I have to go to work like a schmuck
and this asshole is wearing million dollar shoes because
she has a job playing "make believe" in hollywood - WTF!!!

It's snowing out... I head out to work in the slushy, cold nastiness
and I get stuck behind a sanding truck and spend half of my commute
driving 20 miles per hour

I am here.. WORK
work sucks - monday sucks - everything sucks

how's your day going?

Saturday, February 24, 2007

fortune cookie

We had Chinese food last night
and this was my fortune cookie...

So true.

link of the day

Mermade sent me this great HOFFLINK - go here

I know this will be Dick Small's new favorite site!
The next best thing to waxing Nick - is waxing the Hoff...

Thursday, February 22, 2007

it's just dinner

I had smart dogs, they were good.
What did you have?

the office

Hey Kids, it's
You Know what
that means
is on Tonight!

*Chris already beat me to it
But I'll repeat it in case you missed his post..

- Michael and Jan go public with their relationship during a party
at their CFO's home. At the party, Jim meets Karen's ex. Meanwhile,
the rest of the office decides to go to happy hour for drinks.

Reno 911

Hey Kids!
Can you feel the excitement?

Wednesday, February 21, 2007


George Takei
responds to Tim Hardaway's
thoughts about

go here

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

just some travis

you can't deny the cuteness

woo hooo

I Can't Wait!
Trailer 3 is here - Watch it


Just in case you missed that
Anna Nicole Wacked Out
Of Her Mind

In Clown Makeup clip

here it is


My mother lied to me - volume 1

circa 1981

On this particular occasion, I was sick...
I had a bad cough and did not want any cough syrup
because I hated the way it tasted
My mother was always pushing the fucking cough syrup...
- as usual, I refused.

And then she tried to scam me, It went something like this:

mom: You want some soda?
me: YEAH! (Who doesn't want soda when they're a kid?)
mom: okay, go watch tv and Ill bring it in to you
(I should have known something was up when she offered to bring it to me...)

She brings it in... I take a BIG mouth full of pepsi
**GAG** followed by **DRAMATIC PAUSE**
(shocked look on my face)
'this tastes very similar to cough syrup, I thought to myself'

Could it be?? Could my mother have done this to me???

I run to the kitchen - full speed

her reply: no. there is nothing in it - go drink it!
mind you, the bottle of medicine was still sitting on the counter next to the pepsi
(not the first time - nor the last)
Yet ANOTHER example of my parents thinking I was an absolute fucking idiot

She put vile, disgusting, cough syrup in my pepsi.
Ruining a perfectly fine beverage.

What the hell kind of warped universe was my mother living in
that she didn't think I was going to notice?

She still cannot be trusted.

But I'm not bitter..
Okay, maybe just a little bitter.

Did your parents scam you?

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Hope it goes by fast
If not... I might kill myself
I'm about to snap

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Monday, February 19, 2007

WABAC machine...


Chad Vader

Episode 6
is here

bad clip

This morning my friend
was singing a really
lame-ass sounding song

I had never heard of it..
So I immediately went to YouTube
to find it... and to my horror
this is what I found - go here

How would you rate this video?


FACT: Monday Sucks.
Presidents' Day - Most people have today off
NOT ME!!!!!

I can't stand Britney Spears

so... Britney
what do you call that?
a BuzzMullet?

You shaved it ALL off...
I personally would have kept that stylish BuzzMullet
But that's just me.

It's nice.. it looks really good on you
you've outdid yourself once again! You're so classy.


Friday, February 16, 2007

slack product review

What is the Greatest Engineering Achievement
of the Twentieth Century?
The airplane? - no...
The assemble line? - no...
Air Conditioning & Refrigeration? - no...
The Mr. Coffee Iced Tea Maker? - YES

I love my Mr. Coffee Iced Tea Maker
just toss in 8-10 tea bags
fill it up with water- let it run
repeat the process - place in refrigerator - then wait
BAM fresh brewed tea!

If you love iced tea and don't own this product
you need to go buy one immediately -

*this has been a casual slack product review - you're welcome

it's Friday

Happy Friday!
and now... a Friday haiku

It's finally here
I wait all week for this day
Cherish the weekend

If you have a Friday Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Thursday, February 15, 2007

the Office

Hey Kids, the Office
is on Tonight!
Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his
business school. Meanwhile, Dwight battles a bat
that gets loose in the office while
Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

I got a present

this is "Bert"
he's a salesman where I work..

real name: Robert
but I managed to get the entire office to call him "Bert"
He hated it at first.. but I think it grew on him

we also refer to him as
"Bertholomew" & "Bertrum Van Shultz"

Bert says things like:
• "what are you talking a boot" (he's Canadian)
• "cool your porridge"

• "Oh my soul!"

• "WELL DARLIN' that's the way it is"
• Along with many other unintelligible phrases
(he's a bit of a mumbler)

He amuses me.

Anyway... today
He bought me a take 5 candy bar
for Valentine's Day..

I just thought you should know.

field trip

An American Professor in China

clicky on my renter! --->

Field trip kids!!

We're going to China
so dress accordingly... I think it's cold
but how the hell would I know - just dress in layers you'll be fine

As usual refreshments will be served
immediately following your visit:

This week:
Pudding (assorted flavors), pop rocks & fortune cookies,
Bud Light and Champagne
as always - clamato juice available upon request


Hey Kids
Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day

Tuesday, February 13, 2007


Mike Tyson
has a way with words.
he's lovely
here are some of his
finest moments

watch it & enjoy

slack recommendation

I was flicking through the channels
yesterday and I came across this show..

Has anyone seen this?
It's about Tom Sizemore hitting rock bottom
and trying to take back his life

The guy is a total train wreck!
You gotta see it...

I've only seen one episode but I DVR'd the entire season

you should check it out

this has been a slack recommendation - you're welcome

I don't like them

I don't like jolly ranchers.

I said it.

My co-worker chomps on them all day long
and it makes me want to gag
I hate the way they smell- I hate the way they taste

she makes that "hard candy hitting your teeth sound"
then she makes that "mouth smacking" sound...

help me.
someone make it stop

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

I am so sleepy
I want to go back to bed
eight hours of hell

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Monday, February 12, 2007


this cat
is talented...

check it out

slack movie review

I netflixed
You, Me and Dupree...

it wasn't good
I rented it because
I liked everyone that was in it
but it was boring.. not funny
...and a waste of time

Here are some thoughts that
went through my mind as I watched it

• Why doesn't Owen Wilson just get his nose fixed?
He would look so much better...

• wow.. Matt Dillon has been around a while, remember him
as Dallas in the outsiders "Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny!"

• Kate Hudson left her husband for Owen Wilson...
I wonder if they broke up yet?...probably

• I can't stand Michael Douglas

• They showed all the funny parts in the Trailer .. and they weren't THAT funny

• This sucks

- lately
everything that I have rented has sucked
anybody have any good movie suggestions?


The weekend went by way too fast

1. bleak - without hope or encouragement; depressing; dreary
2. oppressive - distressing or grievous
3. suffocating - to become suffocated; stifle; smother.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

it smells

My husband ate this nasty, meat like substance for dinner
as if the regular one wasn't bad enough..
they went and added 'bacon'

And let me tell you
there isn't a scented candle or incense on this planet
that can remove the stench of this rancid product from the air...

I had to open the windows and it's 23 degrees outside

How I fucking hate
s p a m

Friday, February 09, 2007


"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."
- John Bender


Hey Kids...
It's Friday!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

this just in...

this just in...
Anna Nicole Smith dies

But I'm sure NO DRUGS
were involved..
Oh wait... maybe just some heroin, crack
and a little cocaine oh and some crystal meth
But that's it!

or maybe it was all the trim spa?
full story here

**Watch some of her movie acting outtakes HERE


Thursday Thirteen
13 random
places I have been... and lived to tell about

ready.. set... go.

1. New York City, NY so what if it smells like urine & trash
in the summer... it's NYC! So much to do... So little time. I dig this city.
2. Boston, MA Definitely my favorite city
3. Memphis, TN Beale Street... what's cooler than that?
4. Orlando, FL It's hot
5. Lexington, KY Lots of horses & fences... but beautiful
6. Cincinatti, OH meh..
7. Juneau, AK Everyone should visit Alaska at least once before they die..
8. Las Vegas, NV Love it..I got married there (as should everyone)
- But it's far too hot for me... we're talking Africa Hot
9. Gettysburg, PA Non stop excitement in this town*.. (*sarcasm)
10. Stowe, VT Quiet, beautiful, ample supplies of cheese and maple syrup
11. North Conway, NH Extremely touristy, fun none the less
12. Bar Harbor, ME Moose & lobster
13. Providence, RI *sigh*

the office

Hey Kids,
the Office is gonna
be good Tonight!

Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at
her wedding after several embarrassing moments.
Pam has flashbacks of her own wedding planning
when she sees Phyllis's decorations. Meanwhile,
Dwight is determined to catch wedding crashers.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Internet Superstars

the 40
Internet Superstars

are listed at
webjunk - go here

He's Funny

Eddie Izzard
is 45 Today...

If you haven't seen
Eddie Izzard- Dress to Kill
Go Put it in your
Netflix Queue Immediately

clip here - from dress to kill