Fayva

Maybe if you kids are good...
I'll take you all to
FAYVA for a new Pair of Olympian Sneakers

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a conversation

So.. this morning
I'm at McDonald's getting
My Paul Newman Iced Coffee..(YUM!)

Anyway
there's this guy in front of me in line

and this is the conversation that took place

McGirl: Hi can I help you?
Strange Dude: Yeah hi, can I get chocolate chip pancakes?
McGirl: *PAUSE* * BLANK STARE* We don't have chocolate chip pancakes...
Strange Dude: Can I get blueberry pancakes?
McGirl: We don't have blueberry pancakes..
Strange Dude: What do you have?
McGirl: Points to jumbotron menu board towering behind her
that can be seen for miles and miles.. We have plain pancakes
Strange Dude: Okay, I'll take two with jelly


WHAT PLANET IS THIS GUY FROM
IT'S FUCKING McDONALDS!!!!!!

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T GET CHOCOLATE CHIP
FUCKING PANCAKES THERE

NOT TO MENTION LOOK AT THE MENU
IT'S RIGHT THERE!! YOU CAN'T MISS IT!!!

YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE
I NEED MY COFFEE

YOU NUMBNUT SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!

CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES....FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

the end

slack

I've been sooooo busy at work
I've been slackin' on my blog

I'll be back soon kids.

Don't abandon me.

just a thought

If I Won Powerball

the first thing I would do is hire a
Mariachi band to deliver my resignation to my office
to the tune of
of the Mexican hat dance
(if you're not familiar with the Mexican hat dance click here)

It would be so fucking beautiful.

I'd have them bring a box of donuts too..
I'm not totally heartless.

valentine

still goin'

Click the Flag ... Aye

pancakes of joy

I haven't had a pancake post in a long time

Tonight my husband made BLUEBERRY pancakes
and they were the best!

You need to make these
ASAP

Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon white sugar
1 1/4 cups milk
1 egg
3 tablespoons butter, melted
1/2 Cup (Heaping) of Blueberries (We used frozen)


Directions:
1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar.
Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter;
mix until smooth.
2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat.
Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup
for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

You're Welcome.

when kittens go bad

Someone chewed my husbands iphone charger cord...

the cat cost us $10
the cord cost us $35

you do the math

random find

Mickey & Mothra

trailer

I CANNOT WAIT
Check It - - Go Here

Riley

Riley + Kleenex Box = Entertainment

go cardinals

I'm rooting for the Cardinals tonight..
fuck the Steelers..

On a side note
I hear Bruce Springsteen is playing at half time

If Bruce Springsteen was having a concert
in my driveway
I wouldn't get off my couch to look out the window

just sayin'