Do Something.

EVERY DAY, Americans buy 62 million newspapers
and throw out 44 million.

That is the equivalent of dumping 500,000 trees
into a landfill EVERY WEEK

Every Sunday, the US wastes nearly 90% of its recyclable newspapers.
This wastes another 500,000 trees EVERY SUNDAY

If Everyone in the US
Recycled Just 1/10
of their newsprint, we would save an estimated 25 million trees per year

door-to-door doctor?

Go here

This is just wrong on so many levels.
**cringe** **shudder**

India be crazy.

Holy Christ! - I thought
Rhode Island Drivers Were Bad...
Check This Out Click Me

can't sleep.

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night
WHY you ask?
Sleeping next to my husband is like sleeping next to a
grizzly bear.
***Snoring: breathing during sleep with harsh noises caused by vibration of the soft palate.***



HE EVEN ARGUES WITH ME
IN HIS SLEEP!!

Actual Conversation:
ME: (*kick him* *punch him*) STOP ! STOPPPPPP!
TIM: Huh? WHAT?...WHAT? Huh?
ME: Please...Please stop snoring you're killing me! I can't sleep.
TIM: I'm NOT
ME: Oh, okay it must be me then.
TIM: That's right it's you, stop it.

snoring continues....

ME: STOP!!!!!!!!
TIM: I'm NOT SNORING, Shut up
ME: ME shut up?!??! YOU shut up!!
TIM: Be quiet. I'm sleeping now.
ME: ***sigh***
(he has no memory of this conversation)

How do you argue with someone who is asleep
and actually win the argument?
- You Can't.

I'm tired.

when puppets turn evil

Elmo Wants
Your Soul
So watch out...

thetan spawn

The thetan spawn
has arrived.
Xenu would be proud.
Full Story


They Named the Baby "Suri" ............... What a Glib Name.

Scientology

United 93

I think you would have to duct tape me to a chair to get me to watch this depressing movie.
United 93
Plot Outline: A real time account of the events on United Flight 93, one of the planes hijacked on 9/11 that crashed near Shanksville, Pennsylvania when passengers foiled the terrorist plot.

I think the Tagline Should Be: UNTIED 93
Because Making money on a tragedy
is nothing new in Hollywood.

Tuesday Haiku

And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

Working for the Man
Much Misery and Sadness
Trapped in An Office

Thank You

If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment or Email me.

how about a remake...

I think the world needs a remake of
THE MIGHTY HEROES
(Terrytoons/CBS-TV 1966)

"A group of clumsy superheroes fight menaces that threaten the city."

Diaper Man, Rope Man, Strong Man,
Tornado Man, Cuckoo Man...
YOU REMEMBER!!

Who's with me?
Someone call pixar - Go...Call now.

theme song

Pretty Flowers

I took this pic in
my backyard
these flowers are everywhere.

They are called "Violas"
aka "Johnny Jump Ups"

I like them.
Beautiful Colors...
Many shades.
(You can eat them too)
I don't... but you can.

And That's Your
Flower Lesson
for Today Kids.

learn more

Live Free Or Die?

Vito is hiding out in New Hampshire...
So, You think Tony is gonna
have him Whacked or What?

Guess we'll have to wait and see.
The Sopranos

Have You Seen This?

This is "Nornna"
And she has Many
Videos of Herself
on You Tube

Very Scary.
See for Yourself.
Click Me

More Nornna

YouTube.Com

quote of the day

"If we're still alive in the morning,
we'll know we're not dead."

-Randy Marsh
Geologist

rice pie

My mother made rice pie...

and it kicked ass.

That's all I have to say.

Turkey Anyone?

Turkeys in my Yard???

Yep.

Actually, There Are Turkeys in my Yard Everyday...
The neighborhood is infested with them.
One day I counted 24!

That's a lot of Turkey.

Well, I thought it was funny...

Scenes in TV shows I Thought to be Hilarious as a Kid.

• Any Episode of "PIGS in SPACE" or "VETERINARIANS HOSPITAL"
- I still think it's funny. All the Muppets epsiodes made me laugh.
Minus all the Singing.

• When Yukon Cornelius would taste the Pick Axe and say "NOTHING!"
- This for some reason would have me in tears. Why, I don't know.

• When Marcie called Peppermint Patty "Sir"
- I Don't know why, But at the time... I thought this was comic genius.

• "Rabbit of Seville" epsiode on Looney Tunes when Bugs Bunny
is washing Elmers Head.
- Still Funny.

I like candy.

shows worth watching...

Deadliest Catch - follows the captains and crews of five ships on this dramatic voyage as they struggle against treacherous conditions to earn a living and, in many cases, to uphold family tradition that has lasted for generations.
More Info



Survivorman - No food, no shelter, no fresh water - one man alone in the wild for seven days with only his wits and stamina to sustain him.

This Guy Will Eat ANYTHING...

More Info


On the discovery channel

george w. "to do list"

Oh no...
I'm in a blue state!













t-shirthumor.com

Just do it.

Way back when

JIM SMASH recently did a post on
VIDEO GAMES: THEN AND NOW
and It made me remember my old INTELLIVISION
these were my 3 favorite games...
I played them until my thumbs were numb.

Good stuff.

they're number one in her book

My friend emailed me this picture.

She recently drove through Washington D.C. on her Vacation

She made a point to stop at the White House to show
an expression of gratitude and tell them they are #1 in her book!
And to keep up the great work!

I think that's swell.

Good luck with all that.

Harvard Telescope Looking for Aliens...
A Massachusetts observatory unveiled a powerful new telescope on Tuesday designed to capture possible light signals transmitted to Earth by extraterrestrials. full story

Letterman is old

David Letterman
is 59 Today.

He's the coolest.

The Entenmann's shim-sham

My Favorite Seinfeld Episode of all time: "The Frogger"
Originally aired: Thursday April 23, 1998 on NBC

George discovers that he still has the high score on the Frogger machine in a pizza place him and Jerry used to go to in high school. Jerry goes out with a friend of Elaine's, but when he wants to break up with her, news of a serial killer in the area makes him reconsider. Meanwhile, Elaine is overwhelmed by how frequently there is an occasion to eat cake at work. When she finally refuses to partake, she ends up eating something that she shouldn't - for a variety of reasons.

Full Episode Script

PETERMAN: Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

ELAINE: Uh, I guess I hadn't--

PETERMAN: Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.

FACT: Seinfeld - One of the greatest tv shows of all time.

Tuesday Haiku

I think it's time for a
Tuesday Haiku Poem

It's not Friday yet.
Oh Tuesday, how I hate you.
Working makes me sad.


thank you.

I know you are... but what am I?

they're useless

I always hated these two...

"FORM OF: A PUDDLE!"
"SHAPE OF: A WATER BUFFALO"

Yeah thanks, that's helpful...
go play with your monkey.

Talk about useless...

Why the hell am I thinking about the wonder twins anyway?
I don't know... Mondays are strange.

What the hell is that?

Sorry it's blurry, But I took this pic while driving.
I noticed it in someones yard on the way work.

I think I want one...

there's nothing to eat

yep...
This is what's
in our fridge.

We Only Have 3
Food Groups
- Condiments
- Beverages
- And I think there's some
cheese in the drawer

We're All About
"Healthy" Living!

You Can't Do That.

Don't even think about kissing anyone in public in KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia

Couple faces year in jail for kissing in park
full story

yikes...

37 pieces of flair

"Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself."

- Stan, Chotchkie's Manager





If I had to wear flair,
here are some of the pieces I would choose.


office space

it's Friday

casual: Being without ceremony or formality; relaxed
slack: Lacking in diligence or due care or concern; negligent: a slack worker

we would've been state champions

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind."

- Uncle Rico

Feed the Kitty

I think this is one of the greatest cartoons of all time.
"FEED THE KITTY"
from Warner Brothers

Plot Outline: A bulldog, charmed by a kitten, tries to keep her hidden from his human guardian.
Directed by
Chuck Jones 1952

*First appearances of Marc Antony and Pussyfoot.

This is back when cartoons were good...
None of that BRATZ, SPONGE BOB Crap

Progress

Now that's what I Call Progress Kids..


Everything is growing!
And no... it isn't weed.

I think I missed my calling in life. I could have been a Horticulturist.
It's peaceful. It's relaxing. I'd be good at it.
I just never gave it any thought. And now it's too late.

Unless of course anyone wants to pay my mortgage while I go back to school...
URI has a great program.
Anyone? ... Anyone? I do accept paypal.


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Don't let -Shoulda • Coulda • Woulda- Happen to you.

Gary Larson Rules

The Far Side-
the greatest single-panel cartoon strip ever created!


Gary Larson

Closet Napping

I was looking all over the house for my cat last night.
Found him napping on this sleeping bag in the closet.
I guess I can't blame him for not coming when I called him.
I would have kept napping too... Looks comfortable.
He has a real tough life - as you can see.

Because you CAN'T - That's why.

Don't even THINK about flying a kite
in ISLAMABAD, Pakistan

YAHOO news
Pakistanis Say Kites Are Health Hazard

They must have some hard core kites over there...

Elrond is 46 Today

Or Agent Smith if You Prefer.
(Not a MATRIX fan myself)

He was there three thousand years ago, the day the strength of Men failed.

- Good for him.

imdb.com

Star Trek Karaoke

Star Trek Karaoke

I'm not a Star Trek Fan
But this is funny.

Too bad it's so short.

DUBYA

If you're not a big
"DUBYA" fan
You might like this site...

whitehouse.org

Godzilla raps

In reference to that last Godzilla Post
here is Godzilla's rap video

Courtesy of
Gorilla Mask

Pillsbury Expires...

*Click pic for larger version.

Man in Black

Spiderman is all in black
for the next movie
opening in theaters
on May 4, 2007.
Hopefully in this movie
a large, heavy object
falls on Kirsten Dunst
and Spidey isn't there to
save her.

I like the black suit.
But what I want to know is... who makes his suit?
Maybe he got it on ebay.

spiderman.sonypictures.com

The Simpsons MOVIE

July 2007 Release Date
See msnbc

I don't want to wait that long!

I hope
Ralph has a lot of screen time...