I bought this

I just ordered this on Amazon
Wacom Intuos3 6 x 8 Pen Tablet

and I'm eagerly anticipating its arrival
woohoooo!

Did I ever tell you how much I love
amazon.com?

Everything is cheaper on Amazon
- EVERYTHING!! -

a conversation

a conversation
overheard at work today
between to of my co-worker / pals
Ann & Jo-Ann




Ann: Heading towards the door - on her way out for the day...

Jo-Ann: (with great urgency in her voice) "ANN!! ANN!!
Wait! Don't Leave!!!!! I need to ask you something before you leave -
how do you want me to put the toilet paper on the holder??
I don't want to get it wrong again..."

Ann: runs over to the bathroom door " like this... over.. not under Over
under is just wrong because when you grab it - the slack goes on the floor..
on the dirty floor.. that's no good"

Jo-Ann: "OKay some people like it the other way, I wasn't sure
but I'll do it over - as long as it's all right with you"

Ann: "that's fine"

Me: Thinking to myself: We can all breathe easy now that this toilet
paper dilemma has been averted


the end

he's dying

I'm no Patrick Swayze fan...
he's a a dancing, singing sprite
if you ask me..
but I just read he has
pancreatic cancer and it spread..
that sucks..

The "Road House" fan club members will
be devastated when they hear of this news

WOLVERINES!

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Yeah.. I'm late AGAIN
I "overslept" this morning
Won't be the last time...!!

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

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random find

It's A Never Ending Story Van...

wow..

a conversation

A conversation between
my husband and I
on Sunday morning


Tim: You look rough..

Me: What?

Tim: You look like you were up all night drinking

Me: I do?
I guess 13 hours sleep wasn't enough
should I go back to bed?

Tim: Did you comb your hair?

Me: fuck you...
lets get a coffee

Tim: okay

*All Hail The Pantaloon!

clip

Mountain Dew Blues
Go Here

*Hunter Woo

eight

teri the great
TAGGED me

ready.. set.. go

8 Things I’m Passionate About -
- Sleeping
- Laughing
- Hating Work
- Having Fun
- My Back Yard
- Animals
- Bagels
- Procrastination


8 Things I Want to Do Before I Die -
- Write a Book
- Go to Alaska Again
- Swim with Dolphins
- Build A Time Machine
- Cure Cancer
- Obtain Super Powers
- Climb Everest
- Win the Lottery

8 Things I Say Often -
- Hola
- Fuck
- Whatever
- No..
- Ya know what I mean?
- Wicked Good
- Not it!
- I wanna go home

8 Books I’ve Read Recently -
I'm not a book reader - sorry to disappoint all of you


8 Songs I Could Listen to Over and Over -
- What I've Done - Linkin Park
- Audioslave - I Am The Highway
- Defy You -The Offspring
- Epiphany -Staind
- Come Undone - Duran Duran
- Shadow of the Day - Linkin Park
- Black - Pearl Jam
- Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

8 Things That Attract Me to My Best Friends-
- Humor
- Send me gifts in the mail
- They bathe on a regular basis
- Humor
that's about it..

8 People I Think Should Do Crazy 8’s
- Fonzie Sox
- Chris
- 2fools
- Skylers Dad
- Mel
- Jerk
- Micgar
- Hapabukbuk

and the rest of the world too...

clip

And now...
a fascinating clip
brought to you by casual slack

it's probably the
most exciting video
you'll see this year..
enjoy




*you're welcome

random find

clip

Espanol for
Your Nanny
go here

clip

Jimmy Kimmel is F@cking
Ben Affleck Response

This made me laugh
in case you haven't seen it yet
watch it here

no like

Even though I vowed never to try any type of sushi...
While dining at a Japanese Restaurant over the weekend
with some friends, I said - what the hell..
and tried a piece of their
"California Roll"

my reaction:

**Shudder
*Cringe
****Gag
"Bllllleeeeeccccchhhpppppffffffff"
**Gag
**Cough
*Wipe Tearing Eyes
**Drink Water
**Cough
**Drink More Water
the end

I'm still having flashbacks


What the hell do you people see in this crap?

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

I'm not sending it
You asked me to email it
I'm not your monkey

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

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random find

We have a clipart service at work...
I found this little gem doing a search for "romantic couple"

that's some romantic hair alright..
BwAhAHhahaha

a conversation

And now..
a conversation
that took place this morning
at work

Between Me and two co-workers
Bert and Jo-ann







Bert answers the phone...

Bert: "Hello... yes!
please hold...Ann, Frank - Ann! Frank is on line one"

Me: "ANNE FRANK she was famous"

Bert: "She was blind"

Me: "What?"

Bert: "Anne Frank" "She was blind, right? Famous for being blind"

Me: "You Canadians don't know what the hell you're talkin' a boot"

Bert: "Anne Frank.. she was blind AND deaf"

Me: "Nooooo, no... she was the one locked in the cabinet"

Jo-Ann: "Cabinet... Bwhahahaha"

Me: "I mean attic.. attic!.. she was locked in an attic.. she was hiding
from the Nazi's"

Jo-Ann: "You said cabinet because I'm working on a kitchen
cabinet ad, that's hilarious, Bwahahaha"

Bert: "She was the blind girl"

Me: "Noo Bert, she was Jewish ...with the book!! the book , remember the book?"

Bert: "She wasn't blind?"

Me: "No, I think you're thinking of Helen Keller..."

Jo-Ann: "Cabinet - HAhahahahha locked in a cabinet"

Bert: "Helen Keller??- was she Jewish?"

Jo-Ann: "I don't think so.. she was from South"

Bert: "The SOUTH? that's a shame"

Me: "I know"


This is just one more example
of how my life at times...is similar to
a three stooges episode

the end

observation

Men with ponytails:

Where do I stand on this issue?

I'm against it.

customreceipt.com

random find

clip of the day

Seth`s Bar Mitzvah
September 1993

go here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

The clock stopped moving
I think I might be in HELL
No one can save me

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

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she's 40

Molly Ringwald
is 40 Today.

"I have a dance to go to at school.
It's a very important dance...
we're being graded on it for Gym."

- Samantha Baker

clip

New Marbles Video
The Oscars!

go here

it's friday

flashback

Christmas
circa 1998

My mother in-law purchased this for me..











Why.. it's the Snowbabies:
Friendship Club Membership Kit 1998-99!

Now.. Let me ask you this
Do I come off as the type of person who would enjoy
a Snowbabies Friendship Club Membership Kit???

yeah.. I didn't think so either
most people would be able to determine this
after knowing me for about 5 minutes

this is hands down the worst present
I have ever received in my life entire life

I tried to sell it on ebay
but nobody wanted it

However the trash can willingly accepted it

I guess I should have kept it
as a Casual Slack Prize Give-Away!

damn..



the end

trailer

Indiana Jones
in theaters May 22
teaser trailer - here

swill

The Worst Food
in America
Top 20
go here

2/14

link

Famous People
Who Look Like They Smell

go here

in the news

Meet the world's
smallest bodybuilder
go here


*On a side note
I don't agree with their
shoe & sock choices

just saying...

it's just dinner

I like grilled cheese

just sayin'

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Some co-workers SUCK
BEAT them! use office items
Keyboard, whatever..

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

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lemons

This makes me angry
No more lemons for me...

clicky here

a conversation

And now..
a conversation that
took place yesterday
between a family member
and myself...




Family Member: Lemme ask you a question,
what do you think of a guy who does the
"stiffs" hair - doing my hair?

Me: Huh?

Family Member: Anthony, the guy who does the hair on the
corpses down at the funeral parlor...
I was gonna have him do my hair, what do you think?

Me: Do you have to lie down while he does it?

Family Member: What?
Don't be an idiot.. He has his own salon

Me: oh, well I guess it's okay as long as he doesn't have funeral music
playing at the "salon"..

Family Member: Thanks for your input

Me: Anytime

He died

Chief Martin Brody
died yesterday
full story here


"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Andy made this for me

I think Andy outdid himself.
All hail the pantaloon

amen.

fever

Clip of the Day
Dance Fever
circa 1981
Clicky Here

Because true talent like this
is hard to find.

burgertime

Burgertime was the greatest.

rascal

I was just sitting here
wondering how Alfalfa's life turned out
after his stint on the little rascals

(As I'm sure most of you have been wondering
the same exact thing)




Apparently he was shot in the chest and killed when he was 31

life's a bitch ain't it...




Maybe things turned out better
for Buckwheat...
I'd look it up..

But I've already lost interest

I bought this

Looky what I bought!

At Last..
I can finally start training for the Olympics

a conversation

A conversation
that took place in the office
this morning



Co-Worker: I saw on tv that Anne Murray is coming to Providence
with the Philharmonic.

Me: BWHAHAhahahHAHaahaha

Co-Worker: I was listening to the commercial and thought to myself
wow..I know all these songs.. Maybe I'll...

Me: BWahahahhahahahahahah **wheeze** cough**
HAhahhahahBWhahaha *tears in eyes* BWhahahaaaaaa

Co-Worker: I hate you

Me: BWHahahah BAwhahahahaha

Co-Worker: I really hate you

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Alone at my desk
Fluorescent light flickering
No one hears my screams

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
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- the third line five syllables

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revelation

I was just reading my last post
when it hit me

typographical errors... sometimes I got a lot of 'em


but don't love me any less
thanks
jen @ casual slack

flashback

Co-worker Flashback
circa 1998

I use to work with this girl "Melissa"
years back..

She made me laugh -

Melissa would to drive to work...
then a few hours later she would leave
drive her car back to her apartment so her husband could take it
then she'd get on a bus and come back to work..
I never understood why she just didnt take the bus to begin with

Things Melissa told me:

• Her husband, O'bul (He was from pakistan)
would spit in paper towels and leave them all over the house..
this made Melissa angry.

• She would be late for work everyday - Her reason:
She had to make tea for O'bul and she had to wait for him to
finish it before she could leave the house or he would get mad.

• Her grandmother would get random items
in the house like a stapler or whatever was lying around
and she would put them in cereal boxes
and give it as a gift for Birthdays or Christmas or for no reason

AND her grandmother would throw herself down the stairs
from time to time just to get attention.

• She was ashamed that she knew all the words to "Livin La Vida Loca".



One day Melisa went to lunch
and never came back to work

but before she left
she made me this picture
and I'll always treasure it - I keep it in my desk at work


















I miss her - she made me laugh


the end



*this has been another fascinating post from casual slack

I'm devastated

Losers.
They played like shit

worst super bowl.. ever

more eli

the Eli Manning Gallery

A few were photo-shopped by yours truly
the others.. obviously were not