It's 10:00
I'm sitting here, flicking through the channels
AND THEN
I SAW IT...
A REALITY SHOW... ABOUT...
....wait for it.... wait for it
A TANNING SALON.
And the episode that's on... there's this little girl maybe 9 years old
... getting a spray tan for her school pictures because her mother wants
her to look like Lindsay Lohan
And everyone on the show is acting all serious -
like what they are doing is so incredibly important
like they're all curing cancer
It's a Reality Show... About A Fucking
Tanning Salon
If this doesn't make you cringe
I really don't know what to say to you
You probably should go...
You've left me no choice but to ask you to leave
Don't make me call security
19 comments:
Barf.
Television keeps sinking to lower and lower lows.
There was something similar here a while back; a hairdressing salon, come massage parlour, come tanning salon. I think it was just an excuse to show nudity. Reality TV both blows and sucks.
99.86% Intoxicated.
(lost a bit struggling with the word verification...)
These kind of shows make me sick-i hate TV nowadays! I don't find the people featured on these shows "real" in any way shape or form. They don't seem like the real people i know, and they are often the worst examples of humankind around. Brats who want ultra-extravagant sweet sixteen parties, thugs who "fix" motorcycles and cars, near neanderthals who chase people for a bounty-etc etc. That's why i surf the internet and look at great stuff like your blog!
I think if her mom REALLY wants her to look like Lindsey, she should also give her a gram of coke, and a bunch of low-life's to hang out with. And a hooded sweatshirt.
I caught a little of that show. Like most modern programming, it is about one thing - boobs.
I have no words for this.
Don't let her fool you, Teri has the complete set on DVD. She told me.
... of course I was totally taken by surprise, as I'm sure the rest of you are.
I'm shocked Teri. The entire set? Wow.
She's also got a spare set, in case something happens to the first. When she first told me, I thought she was joking. I mean, it's all so abSURD...
Ugh... Can it get any worse?
I fear for the future of this country!
what an imagination that Dick Small has.
Dick - zip it already. I don't want folks asking to borrow these fabulous dvd's. they won't return them and I won't have them to watch everyday....
And everyone on the show is acting all serious -
like what they are doing is so incredibly important
like they're all curing cancer
Sounds like they are causing cancer instead.
Just when you though you'd seen everything...
The really bad thing is that people will WATCH the stupid crap!!!!! I know I have a LOT more important things to worry about than a tan or tanning salon!
Teri, may I borrow the DVDs? I promise to return them.
People are nutcases.
The reason they have shows like these is so they can be exploited on "The Soup" On E! TV!!!!!!
Sometimes I wonder what I'm missing by avoiding TV in general. Thank you for reminding me of why I do.
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