walken

He's 65 today


"I don't need to be made to look evil.
I can do that on my own."
- Christopher Walken

unsexy

the 100 unsexiest
men on the planet..
go here

<---------------------- this dude should be #1
I hate that friggin' commercial!!

quote

best quote of week

I was at a birthday party for my friend Jo-Ann
over the weekend
she just turned the big 5-0

So she starts opening her presents...

She starts with this little box..
Feverishly unwraps it..
She looks at it for a moment - not quite sure
she reads it..

I.... pod... shuf-fle!!

OHHHHHH it's an Ipod Shuffle!
it's an Ipod Shuffle!
**EXCITEMENT ** JOY**GLEE**

look everybody .. I got an ipod shuffle!!!



pause...

DO I need an Ipod to run this?



**priceless

I was wrong

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

when I was a kid

I always thought his name was

"Rosco Peako Train"

not until years later..
I was flicking through the channels
and there was some show about
"obsessed Dukes of Hazzard Fans"
(- I know.. I couldn't believe it either)
They interviewed the guy who played Rosco


and it was then
I realized I had been wrong
all those years

just sayin'

YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS...
Driving Behind a Bus
on your way to work
10 miles per fucking hour

that sucks

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Shackled to my desk
Clock ticking slow... tick tock tick
Loss of hope... despair

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

miller

Where did he really go?

www.grantmillermedia.com

sanspantaloons.blogspot.com

random find

clip

Matumbo Goldberg
A trendy, none-too-bright
couple adopts an African baby

go here

clip

Creedence
Clearwater Revival
- misheard lyrics

watchy

Italian Day

HAPPY ST. JOSEPH'S DAY!

my boss brought in Zeppoles

envy me

flashback

flashback
circa 1985


I wanted to play the piano
so my parents did the most logical thing..
they went and bought...

wait for it...
wait for it....








this.














yeah..
they bought an ORGAN

They said - "go to practice,
and learn this first - it has a piano sound on it -
it's the same exact thing!!"


*sigh*

So I went to take some lessons at the mall
(because apparently - my childhood just wasn't disturbing enough)

The teachers name was "DOT"
she wore sweaters like Bill Cosby...
had a raspy, chain smoker voice...
and reeked of nicotine and perfume...

She often talked about her BINGO game
from the previous night..

I made you this kick ass visual:


















"Dot" would sit behind me at a table
facing the wall
And every lesson she would bring in soup

and every lesson I had to listen to
the soup ritual

1. The Smashing of the Crackers
it was one of those little bags of oyster crackers
and she would smoosh it around in her hand
and it would make that cellophane paper - crinkle sound
it went on... and on... and on...

2. The Cooling of the Soup
FFffffhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooo
FFfffhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Fhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooo
FFfffhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

3. Slurp & Consume
Slurp.. chew chew.. Swallow
Slurp.. chew chew.. Swallow
Slurp.. chew chew.. Swallow

and as if this wasn't painful enough....
In between all of this she would bark out orders

"C C C!
G G G!"

"YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PRACTICING
YOUR CHORDS!"

"I can tell ya know"

"whhhhoooooooaaaa! that was off key"



Although I could play a mean rendition of
"deck the halls" and "happy birthday"
my future as a professional organist just wasn't in the cards

I quit




the end

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Unclear objectives
Lack of communication
Low motivation

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

clip

The Leprechaun Brothers
perform Danny Boy in honor
of St. Patrick’s Day

watch it - I insist..

just some O'Travis

tagged

T-SHIRT TAG!
Tagged by Micgar

1. Link back to the original post.

2. Describe two t-shirts that you own.

3. If you design your own vanity t-shirt what would it say?

4. Where would you wear your vanity t-shirt?

5. Tag three of your best blogging buds.




1. I own this...












WHY? I think it does a fine job expressing
my true feelings toward mankind


2. I also own this...












WHY? Because it makes people laugh.. including myself.


3. If you design your own vanity t-shirt...
I would make this













WHERE WOULD I WEAR IT? - All family functions


I TAG 4:
I tag Teri
I tag the Pantaloon
I tag Special K
I tag Mr. Nobody™

irish

I made this

Monday Morning Art Showcase

*thanks to my friend Ann
for the inspiration

trailer

I like documentaries

This looks cool
check out the trailer here

famous people

Brush with Fame

Volume 3

Circa 1991-1992
I met some of the cast of "Lost in Space"
at a Toy Show in Boston

and it was just as cool - as you think it would be


Mark Goddard -"Maj. Don West"
He was cool...
He looked like he just wanted to get the hell
out of there and get a beer

June Lockhart- "Maureen Robinson"
She was blinded by the love of herself. She arrived late...
and made this dramatic entrance it was all quite nauseating

Jonathan Harris - "Dr. Zachary Smith" -
He was great, he made everyone laugh


Regrets: I didn't bring a camera - I was young and foolish

night stalker

yeah...

I made it to the invisible robots level
Circa 1982

Billy Mitchell ain't got nothin' on me

hulkster

It's probably gonna suck
trailer here

Ed Norton And Marvel In 'Hulk'-ing Feud
full story here


Don't make me angry...
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
classic hulk intro - here

16

**new record overheard this morning**

The guy in front of me ordered his coffee:
LARGE ICED - LIGHT - SIXTEEN SUGARS

woo hooooooo

now that must be one tasty sweet beverage

Gilligan would be proud

Mary Ann Got Busted for Weed

full story here

more fun with pen

I made you a visual

This is what the guy
who waited on me at Walmart last night
looked like..

He was practically drooling on himself

I had a coupon for gum..
He held it about a half inch from his face
and stared at it for a while with a baffled look on his face
like I had just given him a sanskrit tablet to decipher...

He was probably up all night playing grand theft auto
and eating hot pockets

so he was too tired to stay focused
it's understandable...

random find

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

What did you just say?
That's sexual harassment...
I will sue your ass!

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

trailer

this movie
just might kick ass

watchy here

mondays

This morning
I'm getting my coffee

and I give the cashier my credit card
and she swiped it
then she sneezed on her hand
with my card still in her hand
then she gave me my card back
and said " 'scuse me.."

needless to say
I scrubbed it down with purell
to remove any bio-hazard remnants

A great way to start my Monday off.

I made you a visual

So accurate...
It's like you were right there with me!!

for you

I got my Pen Tablet!!

and I made you this sweet graphic

I know..
It's pretty fucking awesome..

I bought this

I just ordered this on Amazon
Wacom Intuos3 6 x 8 Pen Tablet

and I'm eagerly anticipating its arrival
woohoooo!

Did I ever tell you how much I love
amazon.com?

Everything is cheaper on Amazon
- EVERYTHING!! -

a conversation

a conversation
overheard at work today
between to of my co-worker / pals
Ann & Jo-Ann




Ann: Heading towards the door - on her way out for the day...

Jo-Ann: (with great urgency in her voice) "ANN!! ANN!!
Wait! Don't Leave!!!!! I need to ask you something before you leave -
how do you want me to put the toilet paper on the holder??
I don't want to get it wrong again..."

Ann: runs over to the bathroom door " like this... over.. not under Over
under is just wrong because when you grab it - the slack goes on the floor..
on the dirty floor.. that's no good"

Jo-Ann: "OKay some people like it the other way, I wasn't sure
but I'll do it over - as long as it's all right with you"

Ann: "that's fine"

Me: Thinking to myself: We can all breathe easy now that this toilet
paper dilemma has been averted


the end

he's dying

I'm no Patrick Swayze fan...
he's a a dancing, singing sprite
if you ask me..
but I just read he has
pancreatic cancer and it spread..
that sucks..

The "Road House" fan club members will
be devastated when they hear of this news

WOLVERINES!

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Yeah.. I'm late AGAIN
I "overslept" this morning
Won't be the last time...!!

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

*thanks 2fools

random find

It's A Never Ending Story Van...

wow..

a conversation

A conversation between
my husband and I
on Sunday morning


Tim: You look rough..

Me: What?

Tim: You look like you were up all night drinking

Me: I do?
I guess 13 hours sleep wasn't enough
should I go back to bed?

Tim: Did you comb your hair?

Me: fuck you...
lets get a coffee

Tim: okay

*All Hail The Pantaloon!