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Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And now

the Tuesday -WORK SUCKS - Haiku


Depressing work space.
Office is full of clutter.
Most of it's my stuff...

tea

I left my iced tea on the table
I went into the kitchen for 3 seconds
t h r e e .. s e c o n d s
I came back and the cat was helping herself to
my cold, refreshing beverage.

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

Inspired by an old blogging buddy
the one the only Mr. Jimmy Smash™


And now... After
A far too long hiatus

I give you
the
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

Working Late Again
I Never Get Paid For It
I'm On Salary


Godspeed Mr. Smash, You relit my haiku fire.

don't press your luck

thanks, so much

Dear Co-worker

I just wanted to thank you!

Thanks for getting hot wieners on your lunch today,
and eating them 2 feet away from me
spilling bits and pieces all over the floor...


And then throwing your trash under your desk
so I could smell them all fucking day..

When you left at 4:00
the stink of nasty ass, hot wieners and stale ketchup
lingered in the air, right until I finally left at 7:00

So, as if my day wasn't bad enough...
for 7 long hours, I had to endure the
stink of your rancid, vile lunch.



awesome