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Dentyne: The Poor Man's Trident

Top 10 Poor Man's Versions

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I can't wait for
Curling Season either
go here

vacation over

back to work tomorrow

just sayin'

my only question is..
Do some people drive directly at the moose full throttle?

BACK FROM REHAB

Hey Kids

I'm back from rehab (rumored)

Well, we had big plans to go to Bar Harbor, Maine
but apparently so did everyone else.. the entire town was booked
so we packed up and headed to our favorite place
Jackson, NH

We stayed here, it was nice.

We had perfect weather - great vacation.

a lot of pics to bore you with...
(click on pics for larger version)

views from the top of Mt. Washington
6,288 Feet

Canoed down the Saco River again

Highlight of the trip...
Mountain Biking Down Bretton Woods

The trails were wicked nice!
Some were steep
I crashed twice
just some scratches, scrapes & bruises
and it hurts when I move
but other than that I'm Great!

beautiful view from the ski lift

Tim demonstrates - here

Slack recommendation:
If you ever find yourself in the great state of New Hampshire
You need to Mountain Bike Bretton Woods
(If you don't have a Mt. Bike you can rent one)

Ciao

Posting will resume on Wednesday
talk amongst yourselves

Ciao

transmundane

TWO time winner...

that's me.

Twice is Nice

Pageant of the Transmundane

*thanks MC

Dick Small

Dick Small
in the news
yet AGAIN

go here

64 - You talkin' to me?

De Niro
is 64 today
"When you love someone, you've gotta
trust them. There's no other way. You've got
to give them the key to everything that's yours.
Otherwise, what's the point?"
- Ace Rothstein

last dog fight

Michael Vick is a piece of shit.
Hopefully he'll get raped & beaten in prison - let's all keep our fingers crossed

*I saw this cartoon
over at quantum leaps

it's friday

Did I mention..
I'm on VACATION next week?

Woo Hooooooooooooooooo

random find

45

Steve Carell
is 45 today

All Hail Steve

New Trailer for
Steve's Next Movie - Dan in Real Life

bear lies

he lies.


watch it here

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Sci-Fi talent agency

Sci-Fi has been
talent agency spoof

watch it here

my toast fell

Yesterday I went to breakfast with my husband
now... just so you have a visual,
this is what the waiter looked like..















the waiter brings us the food
he places my plate in front of me
- one of the pieces of toast in teetering dangerously
on the edge and before I could save it... it somersaults
over the side and landed on the filth infested floor

I looked down with sadness
then I did what most people would do
I looked to my husband and said "FUCK!"

now.. the waiter is standing there pouring coffee and he says...
"such language"

*I think to myself.... first off pally, I wasn't talking to you
and secondly I don't value your opinion so fuck off ..
third... you should really concentrate more on taking care of that uni brow
rather than what I have to say
fourth, you're a shitty waiter.

I looked at him and said..
"I dropped my toast
and that provoked profanity"

he replies "oh I'll get you more toast"
then he walks away.. never to return

He didn't bring me more toast - that lying son of a bitch

I was tempted to tip the entire table over when we were
done eating, then jump up and down in the middle of the restaurant
and yell fuck a few times..

but I refrained.


*this has been another fascinating post from casual slack

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

On MY Phone AGAIN??
You germ infested filth bag...
Nothing kills the stentch

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

monday

It's MONDAY

but I have the day off

my deepest sympathy
to all those who are working today

130

Feeding Frenzy
there's only 130 of them...

watch it here

random find

superman is superhot...

HUGO Man Of A Thousand Faces

I came across this toy in my internet travels

"HUGO Man Of A Thousand Faces"

It made me laugh... Just look at it!

It looks vaguely familiar to me..
maybe my brother had it, I'm not quite sure

or maybe I just had a nightmare about it

it looks like the type of toy that would kill you
in your sleep

Did anyone actually own this little gem?
Tell me about your fond Hugo memories.. won't you?

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In memory
of shithead

watchy here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Stop talking to me...
Trying to read my email
Get lost...You bore me

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

sans

Cherish the pantaloon

sanspantaloons.blogspot.com

Tagged by Lynda

Lynda tagged me over a week ago..
What can I say...
I'm slow

Ready ... Set.. go

5 People who will be annoyed that you tagged them:

1. Mixednut
2. Dirty
3. Amy
4. YGF
5. Sans

4 things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth.

1. People who enjoy watching the 700 Club
   
2. All the participants of children's beauty pageants
   
3. Hicks/White Trash
   
4. Ted Nugent
   

3 things people do that make you want to shake them violently.

1. Push their religion on me
   
2. Grown Men who play with toy choo choo trains
   
3. Harley owners who make their motorcycles REALLY LOUD
   

2 things you find yourself moaning about.

1. The news
   
2. The alarm clock
   

1 thing the above answers tell you about yourself.

1. I'm kind and thoughtful
   

Question #1: What Were You Doing 10 Years Ago?
Living in a smaller house in a different town, working the same shitty job

Question #2: List 5 Snacks You Enjoy:

1. Cookies
2. Potato Chips
3. Candy
   
4. Candy
   
5. Cookies
   

Question #3: List 5 Songs You Know All The Lyrics To:

1. Flintstones theme song
   
2. Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
   
3. Star Spangled Banner
   
4. Bugs Bunny Theme Song
   
5. Hotel California
   

Question #4: List 5 Things You Would Do If You Were A Millionaire:

1. Buy my friends & family stuff
   
2. Sleep late everyday
   
3. Have more pets
   
4. Buy a mansion with a huge gate and guard dogs
   
5. Tell a lot of people to get fucked!!!!
   

Question #5: List 5 Bad Habits:

1. Procrastination
   
2. I swear a lot
   
3. Not putting things away after I use them
   
4. Not returning phone calls
   
5. Blowing off things that are important
   

Question #6: List 5 Things You Would Never Wear Again:

1. Denim Jackets - I hate denim jackets
   
2. High Top Sneakers
   
3. Big Glasses
   
4. Ghost Busters T-Shirt
   
5. Neon / Fluorescent colored anything
   

Question #7: List 5 Favorite Toys:

1. Macbook
   
2. Nikon D-50
   
3. Sony Cybershot
   
4. Shark Kite
   
5. The snoopy sno-cone machine I never got - I bet it's great!
   

monday sucks

May the power of superballs compel you!

1950's fun

cool gallery!
"gag gifts that
were manufactured
in the late 1950's"

check it out

bob

one of "the Bobs"
is 48 today

"Well, just a second there, professor.
We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*.
So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore,
so it'll just work itself out naturally."
- Bob Slydell

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Musical Vegetables...
This guy can make
musical instruments

go here

Whiplash

Snidely Whiplash

"Whiplash is the stereotypical villain of the silent movie era"

more WHAM-O

yet another WHAM-O product I was deprived of

well.. I never liked clowns
so I guess it's no great loss.

WHAM-O

WHAM-O TOYS

Gallery - Go Here

I was never fortunate enough to have a water wiggle
but I'm not bitter...

Knock-Offs Gallery

the Star Wars
Knock-Offs Gallery

Go Here

that's all, Ethel

Th-th-th-that's all, Ethel

Jerry's Bro

This is Jerry's brother
(Jerry is my other cat)

His Name is Franklin and he lives with my aunt
along with Jerry's other two litter mates

Apparently Franklin enjoys knocking over trash on a regular basis
and stealing food off your plate when you're not looking

He also bites

And I thought Jerry was unpleasant...!

wicked good

The other night..
I had some carrot cake
and it was wicked good

I thought you should know

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The 10 Creepiest
TV Roommates

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