Friday, June 16, 2006
Thursday, June 15, 2006
I was just about to postA CRAZY ASS SCIENTOLOGISTS STORY
And I noticed Jimsmash
posted on the same subject - so go read his post instead!
JIMSMASH
Another Version of the Story at WWTD.COM
And I noticed Jimsmash
posted on the same subject - so go read his post instead!
JIMSMASH
Another Version of the Story at WWTD.COM
Chuckles
You Know What's Awesome?
CHUCKLES...
Who's with me on this?
Let's Take A Chuckles Poll, Shall We?
I Can't Stand Britney Spears
I caught some of thatBritney Spears Interview with Matt Lauer
this morning
READ SOME OF THE INTERVIEW HERE
I actually felt a little bad
for the whitetrash/bumpkin superstar
-Only a little.
Note to Britney:
Ummm, Hellooooo, You Married THIS dude
Of course the paparazzi is going
to follow you everywhere!!!
Just look at this guy!
He looks like he should be running
the corn dog stand at the local carnival
Why dont you just go find yourself a nice double wide
in the swamps of Louisiana and retire!!
It's that simple!
Bonus: Maybe Kevin will get eaten by a Gator!
P.S. Chewing Gum On Your Interview
Made it Extra Special & Extra Classy!
this morning
READ SOME OF THE INTERVIEW HERE
I actually felt a little bad
for the whitetrash/bumpkin superstar
-Only a little.
Note to Britney:
Ummm, Hellooooo, You Married THIS dude
Of course the paparazzi is going to follow you everywhere!!!
Just look at this guy!
He looks like he should be running
the corn dog stand at the local carnival
Why dont you just go find yourself a nice double wide
in the swamps of Louisiana and retire!!
It's that simple!
Bonus: Maybe Kevin will get eaten by a Gator!
P.S. Chewing Gum On Your Interview
Made it Extra Special & Extra Classy!
jello fun time
Here's NornnaEnjoying Some Jello
You're Going To Click This - You can't NOT Click it
I can't remember if I posted this before.
My deepest apologies if I did.
He's the Hottest Bachelor?
Are they Kidding?Taylor Hicks is ranked as the No. 1
"hottest bachelor" by People magazine
full story
No Thanks...
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
tonight show
I Might Have to Stay Up Past My Bedtime
for This...
"Jay Leno might want to consider wearing referee stripes
on Wednesday's show when
Ann Coulter and George Carlin are his guests."
full story
for This...
"Jay Leno might want to consider wearing referee stripes
on Wednesday's show when
Ann Coulter and George Carlin are his guests."
full story
George W Jedi
Here's another
Robot Chicken Clip
George W Bush Jedi
watch it - it's funny
You Gotta Love
Robot Chicken...
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Seth MacFarlane's Speech
Seth MacFarlane's Speech to Harvard
Graduates.
Featuring the voices of
Peter, Stewie,
and Quagmire.
Go Here
Tuesday "Work Sucks" Haiku
And Now... The Tuesday HaikuI Sat in Traffic
Everyday I Suffer
It's Only Tuesday
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables - the second line seven syllables - the third line five syllables
it's in my head
Driving to Work this Morningthe Scooby Doo Theme Song Invaded my Brain
Over and Over Again In My Head!!
Why? - I Do Not Know.
Watch The Opening Credits Here
Over and Over Again In My Head!!
Why? - I Do Not Know.
Watch The Opening Credits Here
Monday, June 12, 2006
poor ben
That HAD to Hurt.Ben Roethlisbergerseriously injured in
motorcycle accident
full story
Get Well Ben.
*You Wear a Helmet with 300 pound Linemen Coming at You
BUT You DON'T Wear a Helmet with 3000 pound Cars Coming at You?
I Don't Get It..
Side Note:
I guess Ben used up all of his LUCK
winning the Superbowl...
because that's all it was- Luck! LUCK I tell Ya!!
GO PATS!
Lunch
I had Peanut Butter & Fluff for LunchAnd it was pretty damn good.
Not to Mention All the Health Benefits.
It's Really Good For You.
Oh Wait...
No it's Not, Oh Well.
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Leaves the Scene...
Paris Hilton
Leaves Accident Scene
“She was swarmed
by paparazzi,” he said.
“The intensity of the lights,
flashbulbs, momentarily
disoriented her." skank...
Full Story
Ever see the South Park Episode with Paris Hilton? Priceless!!!
the kid from brooklyn
I'm now a fan of"The Kid From Brooklyn"
-on gay marriage
-on gas prices
-on terrorists
-on starbucks
ALL VIDEOS
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Friday, June 09, 2006
White Pizza is good
There are no satisfactory restaurants in my townBUT
The Pizza Joint Down the Street is
Actually Good - YAY for me!
flashback
flashback
I was in kindergarten maybe 1st grade
It was winter. I had my winter jacket & pom pom hat on.
The bus stopped in front of my house.
The bus driver smiled, said bye & have a nice day.
I said bye.
I step down the 1st stair
then the next
as I was about to exit the bus
the DOORS CLOSED
JAMMING ME IN THE MIDDLE
(I made this visual for you)
It started to drive down the street
I was painfully shy as a child and didn't want to make a fuss
So I stood there silently hoping the driver might notice my dilemma
I could see my mother running from my house screaming
the bus eventually stopped
I was okay
The bus driver felt bad
She was a nice lady, I didn't mind
And that's my flashback.
I was in kindergarten maybe 1st grade
It was winter. I had my winter jacket & pom pom hat on.
The bus stopped in front of my house.
The bus driver smiled, said bye & have a nice day.
I said bye.
I step down the 1st stair
then the next
as I was about to exit the bus
the DOORS CLOSED
JAMMING ME IN THE MIDDLE
(I made this visual for you)
It started to drive down the street
I was painfully shy as a child and didn't want to make a fuss
So I stood there silently hoping the driver might notice my dilemma
I could see my mother running from my house screaming
the bus eventually stopped
I was okay
The bus driver felt bad
She was a nice lady, I didn't mind
And that's my flashback.
Captain Jack Sparrow is 43 Today
FACT: Johnny Depp Rocks
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Sleepy Hollow
Blow
Pirates of the Caribbean
Edward Scissorhands
IT'S ALL GOOD
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
God, That SUCKED!! Volume 2
I fell down at Target
It was last year or the year before
I can't remember.
Anyway, it was at Christmas time
I was frantically shopping with my husband
I had to pick up one of those "Light Up Reindeer" for outside
It was for my mother and it was in a huge box
Getting the Reindeer was a mission in itself
there weren't any on the shelf so I had to ask one of the
expert staff for assistance - yeah, you know how that goes.
It was some scrawny little man with a bad comb over
and a pocket protector. He stood scratching his head
"I think we got one of them in the back..."
Okay, I'll wait... I waited what felt like an eternity
He came back... "nope none in the back,
but I think there's one left on the very top shelf
it says we have one in stock on the computer
and the computer don't lie, but I'll need to go get the ladder."
OKAY GREAT, GET THE LADDER
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE FUCKING LADDER
WITH YOU EINSTEIN
I continue to wait.
He comes back with the ladder and some 16 year to climb it
He goes up - And brings down, you guessed it!!
THE WRONG ONE
AAAAAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
They both stand there and look at the box
reading the side of it
While I am saying - "It's not it"
"It's not the right one" - "That's not it..."
The Guy looks at me and says:
"I don't think this is the right one, I think it's the other one up there"
I am SCREAMING on the INSIDE.
Finally I have the Reindeer
So I'm trying to carry this huge ass box and I was pulling
a shopping cart behind me with my other hand and My husband was also
carrying stuff. There are people EVERYWHERE
it was a week before Christmas.
We are in this HUGE RUSH - I can't remember why
But I had to get out of there. I was in this panic
Especially after it took Barney Fife 25 minutes to get the fucking reindeer
We go up to the registers - it was Express 10 items or Less.
It had just opened so I say to my husband hurry let's go to that one
the line isn't that long yet. We scramble over.
I can't really see because this huge box is in my face
Apparently someone thought it would be a good idea to abandon
their little red shopping basket in the middle of the floor
I trip over the basket - the reindeer goes flying, I'm down, Im horrified.
The cashier just keeps chewing her gum and scanning items,
doesn't say a word and the lady in front of me
looked down with this disgusted look on her face and muttered
"Oh my, are you okay?"
Yeah, lady like you give a shit. "Yep, fine"
Oh My God, I just fell on the Floor at Target
My husband pulls me up by the arm and says
"What the hell are you doing?
(Like I threw myself on the floor on purpose)
Are You Okay?"
I fell on me knee & it hurt like hell, but I got up and got on with it.
My husband wanted to sue them for leaving baskets on the floor.
But all I could picture was the lawyers and the insurance people
playing the security camera footage over and over again
laughing their asses off.
We're NOT suing.
I wanted to SMASH the reindeer in the parking lot but I didn't.
When I brought in to my mothers
she said oh thank you, did you have any trouble getting it?
no.
God, That Sucked
I can't remember.
Anyway, it was at Christmas time
I was frantically shopping with my husband
I had to pick up one of those "Light Up Reindeer" for outside
It was for my mother and it was in a huge box
Getting the Reindeer was a mission in itselfthere weren't any on the shelf so I had to ask one of the
expert staff for assistance - yeah, you know how that goes.
It was some scrawny little man with a bad comb over
and a pocket protector. He stood scratching his head
"I think we got one of them in the back..."
Okay, I'll wait... I waited what felt like an eternity
He came back... "nope none in the back,
but I think there's one left on the very top shelf
it says we have one in stock on the computer
and the computer don't lie, but I'll need to go get the ladder."
OKAY GREAT, GET THE LADDER
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE FUCKING LADDER
WITH YOU EINSTEIN
I continue to wait.
He comes back with the ladder and some 16 year to climb it
He goes up - And brings down, you guessed it!!
THE WRONG ONE
AAAAAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
They both stand there and look at the box
reading the side of it
While I am saying - "It's not it"
"It's not the right one" - "That's not it..."
The Guy looks at me and says:
"I don't think this is the right one, I think it's the other one up there"
I am SCREAMING on the INSIDE.
Finally I have the Reindeer
So I'm trying to carry this huge ass box and I was pulling
a shopping cart behind me with my other hand and My husband was also
carrying stuff. There are people EVERYWHERE
it was a week before Christmas.
We are in this HUGE RUSH - I can't remember why
But I had to get out of there. I was in this panic
Especially after it took Barney Fife 25 minutes to get the fucking reindeer
We go up to the registers - it was Express 10 items or Less.
It had just opened so I say to my husband hurry let's go to that one
the line isn't that long yet. We scramble over.
I can't really see because this huge box is in my face
Apparently someone thought it would be a good idea to abandon
their little red shopping basket in the middle of the floor
I trip over the basket - the reindeer goes flying, I'm down, Im horrified.
The cashier just keeps chewing her gum and scanning items,
doesn't say a word and the lady in front of me
looked down with this disgusted look on her face and muttered
"Oh my, are you okay?"
Yeah, lady like you give a shit. "Yep, fine"
Oh My God, I just fell on the Floor at Target
My husband pulls me up by the arm and says
"What the hell are you doing?
(Like I threw myself on the floor on purpose)
Are You Okay?"
I fell on me knee & it hurt like hell, but I got up and got on with it.
My husband wanted to sue them for leaving baskets on the floor.
But all I could picture was the lawyers and the insurance people
playing the security camera footage over and over again
laughing their asses off.
We're NOT suing.
I wanted to SMASH the reindeer in the parking lot but I didn't.
When I brought in to my mothers
she said oh thank you, did you have any trouble getting it?
no.
God, That Sucked
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
she's BaaAck
Nornna Updated:I know you've been waiting...
So here they are!
Nornna1
Nornna2
Just Added Nornna3
*They are long....scroll thru for the highlights Nornna2 - Strangest stuff
is near the end. "Pig Sounds" before bath... She's insane.
God, That SUCKED!! Volume 1
Age 20I was making this
Hot Chocolate / Cappuccino Type Drink
In the microwave.
The Microwave beeped.
I opened the door.
It didn't look that hot...
I took a big mouth full. My face turned beet red.
I spit it out all over the floor & myself
My tongue was on fire.
Scalded.
I spent the rest of the night sitting on the couch
with a ziplock bag filled with ice on my tongue
I thought I would never be able
to taste anything again.
I think I cried.
I eventually recovered.
Ever since that day - I fear hot beverages
I'll drink hot tea if I'm sick
- after it's been sitting for a while of course -
a "warm" coffee once in a great while...
I'm not a fan of scalding liquid... no thanks.
God, that SUCKED
Hot Chocolate / Cappuccino Type Drink
In the microwave.
The Microwave beeped.
I opened the door.
It didn't look that hot...
I took a big mouth full. My face turned beet red.
I spit it out all over the floor & myself
My tongue was on fire.
Scalded.
I spent the rest of the night sitting on the couch
with a ziplock bag filled with ice on my tongue
I thought I would never be able
to taste anything again.
I think I cried.
I eventually recovered.
Ever since that day - I fear hot beverages
I'll drink hot tea if I'm sick
- after it's been sitting for a while of course -
a "warm" coffee once in a great while...
I'm not a fan of scalding liquid... no thanks.
God, that SUCKED
Tuesday "Work Sucks" Haiku
And Now... The Tuesday Haiku
Rather Be Napping
Seven More Hours To Go
It is Depressing
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables - the second line seven syllables - the third line five syllables
Monday, June 05, 2006
wait one year
He's such a scumbag...Now we have to wait a friggin year
for the last 8 episodes
Damn You HBO!!!
DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!
X-men - More after the credits?
Did I Miss An Extra Four Minutes?I just heard that there's 4 extra minutes after
the credits of X-Men
What the Hell!!
Did anyone see this??
What Happens?
I'm Guessing it's an intro for a Wolverine Spin-Off
Am I Right?
the credits of X-Men
What the Hell!!
Did anyone see this??
What Happens?
I'm Guessing it's an intro for a Wolverine Spin-Off
Am I Right?
Hello, Peter. What's happening?
Ron Livingstonis 38 Today
"I'd relax, I would sit on
my ass all day,
I would do nothing."
- Peter Gibbons
I saw a preview for this movie before X-MenAnd It looks funny (Stupid Funny That Is)
Go Watch The Trailer
TWO REASONS WHY I HAVE TO SEE IT
1. "Dwight Shrute" is in it
2. Luke Wilson is in it
(I'm a fan of the Wilson brothers!...there, I said it)
Go Watch The Trailer
TWO REASONS WHY I HAVE TO SEE IT
1. "Dwight Shrute" is in it
2. Luke Wilson is in it
(I'm a fan of the Wilson brothers!...there, I said it)
I saw it
I must say, I agree with most of the reviews
It wasn't as good as the first two...
And Everyone Dies!!
Cyclops...DEAD (and only had about 30 seconds screen time)
Xavier...DEAD
Jean Grey...DEAD..Again
Magneto...Left Powerless (That's just wrong)
Mystique...Left Powerless (That's just wrong)
Not much room left for X-Men 4...
Bonus:
The movie's sound went out for about 10 minutes
So we got FREE tickets for next time. Sweeeet.
I think I'll save them for Superman!
Free X-Men Wallpaper Here
It wasn't as good as the first two...
And Everyone Dies!!
Cyclops...DEAD (and only had about 30 seconds screen time)
Xavier...DEAD
Jean Grey...DEAD..Again
Magneto...Left Powerless (That's just wrong)
Mystique...Left Powerless (That's just wrong)
Not much room left for X-Men 4...
Bonus:
The movie's sound went out for about 10 minutes
So we got FREE tickets for next time. Sweeeet.
I think I'll save them for Superman!
Free X-Men Wallpaper Here
Sunday, June 04, 2006
My New Tenant
I thought I'd try the "Blog Rental" Thing On Blog Explosion
Here is My Very First Tenant!!!
Here is My Very First Tenant!!!
So Check Out
Scooter McGavin's 9th Green
"Your one-stop place for music, TV, sports, politics
and anything else he deems worthy."
You Must Do This for Me
Go.. Go Now
Scooter Wants Some New Traffic!
And What Scooter Wants
Scooter Gets
Scooter McGavin's 9th Green "Your one-stop place for music, TV, sports, politics
and anything else he deems worthy."
You Must Do This for Me
Go.. Go Now
Scooter Wants Some New Traffic!
And What Scooter Wants
Scooter Gets
Friday, June 02, 2006
Evil Test
| You Are 66% Evil |
 You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. |
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