movie news

"The Gyllenhaal siblings have been approached with
the idea of playing Jayna and Zan, the Wonder Twins.
One of them can turn into water. They other can turn into an animal
(let the jokes commence).
It’s not known whether they would be using their powers on screen,
but they are being added as a source of humor to the film."

The Wonder Twins in a movie..
is just wrong
on oh so many levels.

*source- movieweb.com

just some travis

Travis Wishes All You Kids
A Happy Three Day Weekend...

ewww

I'm staying away from Texas

Monster spider
web spun in Texas..
full story

thievery

vending machine
thievery - here

pay washing machine
thievery - here

let me know if these tips
work out for you...

random find

t-shirt

T-shirt of the day.

clip

Finnish YMCA cover

watch it here

*if you can get through the entire video
- you deserve a reward of some kind

tick tick

It wasn't that perfect...
Rather stressful if you ask me

TICK TICK TICK

Just Sayin'

captain crazy

Run everybody! The skipper's lost his mind...
He'll kill us all

search words

The Most Recent Words
People Googled
That Brought them to my site...

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this post inspired by teri

a letter to owen

A letter to Owen Wilson














Dearest Owen,
I have been a fan your your work for some time.
It's come to my attention that you recently tried to commit suicide
and it breaks my heart, really it does.

Sure you're not as good looking as your brother Luke,
and you have that crooked nose thing going on
- but hell, you could get your nose fixed

I can't imagine what's troubling you
it must be all the pressures of being a celebrity
like deciding whether to vacation in Maui or South of France
or the painstaking choices like... do I take the Porsche or the Ferrari?
Which Mansion should I stay at this week...
Which famous model should I have sex with tonight... and so on.

You poor, poor man.. I know it must be so hard to be rich and famous.

Life can be full of despair when you're a ZILLIONAIRE celebrity.
Oh boo hoooo hooo hoooo

Listen Nancy, most people would kill to have your life
So why don't you BUCK UP and be a man
you pansy ass, pathetic fuck

If you need to talk
please don't hesitate to call me..
anytime

your pal, always

Jen at Casual Slack

random find

clip

Fat kid on
a moped crashes..

watch it here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Nothing pains me more
Back to work - detestation
Wickedness... torment

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

it died

and now

I would like to have a moment of silence

yesterday
I was vacuuming my bedroom
I moved the nightstand and then it happened..

My Sony Dream Machine Alarm Clock
Circa 1989
plummeted 3ft to the ground

I attempted resuscitation -
The radio wouldn't shut off and all it played was a Spanish station
and flashed 12:00


Time of Death 4:15pm

customized with snoopy stickers - a one of a kind timepiece

You served me well. You will be missed.
Farewell old friend.


the replacement.


My husband also has a dream machine
circa 1987
still going strong

Mine would have lasted another 100 years
AT LEAST
if it wasn't for the god damn vacuum




* this has been another fascinating post from casual slack

Tagged

Tagged
by C3 Fun

ready .. set.. go

Four jobs I have had or currently have in my life:

1. Graphic Designer - that's me

2. Digital Imaging at a Photo place - My boss smelled real bad

3. Supermarket Employee - Fun time - those were the days!

4. Nature Store at the Mall - Lame, my job was to stand there and annoy people

Four Countries I have been to:

1. The United States of America!

2. Canada

3. I guess I need to get out more...

4. Meh... I don't really care - GO USA woo hooooooo

Four places I would rather be right now:

1. In my time traveling delorean

2. Wonka Chocolate Factory

3. Picking up my Powerball winnings

4. New Hampshire - Live Free or Die

Four foods I like to eat:

1. Bagels

2. Nachos

3. Pizza

4. French Toast

Four personal heroes-past or present:

1. Bugs Bunny - He was always there for me

2. Ponch & Jon from CHiPs

3. Aquaman - He can talk to dolphins.. cool

4. Ed Begley Jr. - He's the Ultimate GREEN

Four books I have read or are currently reading:

1. I'm not a big reader

2. **GASP**

3. I know... it's shocking

4. I hope you can find it in your hearts, to still love me.

Four to Tag :

Zed
Mel
Variant E
E. Craig

weedwacker

On my way home from work
I spotted this little gem...

Apparently

Don's weedwacker ran away from home.

It's sad, really...

random find

top 10

Dentyne: The Poor Man's Trident

Top 10 Poor Man's Versions

clip

I can't wait for
Curling Season either
go here

vacation over

back to work tomorrow

just sayin'

my only question is..
Do some people drive directly at the moose full throttle?

BACK FROM REHAB

Hey Kids

I'm back from rehab (rumored)

Well, we had big plans to go to Bar Harbor, Maine
but apparently so did everyone else.. the entire town was booked
so we packed up and headed to our favorite place
Jackson, NH

We stayed here, it was nice.

We had perfect weather - great vacation.

a lot of pics to bore you with...
(click on pics for larger version)

views from the top of Mt. Washington
6,288 Feet

Canoed down the Saco River again

Highlight of the trip...
Mountain Biking Down Bretton Woods

The trails were wicked nice!
Some were steep
I crashed twice
just some scratches, scrapes & bruises
and it hurts when I move
but other than that I'm Great!

beautiful view from the ski lift

Tim demonstrates - here

Slack recommendation:
If you ever find yourself in the great state of New Hampshire
You need to Mountain Bike Bretton Woods
(If you don't have a Mt. Bike you can rent one)

Ciao

Posting will resume on Wednesday
talk amongst yourselves

Ciao

transmundane

TWO time winner...

that's me.

Twice is Nice

Pageant of the Transmundane

*thanks MC

Dick Small

Dick Small
in the news
yet AGAIN

go here

64 - You talkin' to me?

De Niro
is 64 today
"When you love someone, you've gotta
trust them. There's no other way. You've got
to give them the key to everything that's yours.
Otherwise, what's the point?"
- Ace Rothstein

last dog fight

Michael Vick is a piece of shit.
Hopefully he'll get raped & beaten in prison - let's all keep our fingers crossed

*I saw this cartoon
over at quantum leaps

it's friday

Did I mention..
I'm on VACATION next week?

Woo Hooooooooooooooooo

random find

45

Steve Carell
is 45 today

All Hail Steve

New Trailer for
Steve's Next Movie - Dan in Real Life

bear lies

he lies.


watch it here

random find

Sci-Fi talent agency

Sci-Fi has been
talent agency spoof

watch it here

my toast fell

Yesterday I went to breakfast with my husband
now... just so you have a visual,
this is what the waiter looked like..















the waiter brings us the food
he places my plate in front of me
- one of the pieces of toast in teetering dangerously
on the edge and before I could save it... it somersaults
over the side and landed on the filth infested floor

I looked down with sadness
then I did what most people would do
I looked to my husband and said "FUCK!"

now.. the waiter is standing there pouring coffee and he says...
"such language"

*I think to myself.... first off pally, I wasn't talking to you
and secondly I don't value your opinion so fuck off ..
third... you should really concentrate more on taking care of that uni brow
rather than what I have to say
fourth, you're a shitty waiter.

I looked at him and said..
"I dropped my toast
and that provoked profanity"

he replies "oh I'll get you more toast"
then he walks away.. never to return

He didn't bring me more toast - that lying son of a bitch

I was tempted to tip the entire table over when we were
done eating, then jump up and down in the middle of the restaurant
and yell fuck a few times..

but I refrained.


*this has been another fascinating post from casual slack

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

On MY Phone AGAIN??
You germ infested filth bag...
Nothing kills the stentch

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

monday

It's MONDAY

but I have the day off

my deepest sympathy
to all those who are working today

130

Feeding Frenzy
there's only 130 of them...

watch it here