Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

It's Busy Season
No Days Off In Sight For Me...
Burn the Building Down.

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Teri said...

I think you should start planning your "Office Space" escape.

there's got to be more disgruntled coworkers that could help you out.

Anonymous said...

Some one took my red swingline stapler...I couldn't help myself!

cube said...

work, it always sucks
not only on a Tuesday
that's why it's called work.


Moderator said...


M@ said...

Hmmm, I had the WORST fucking day at work at my job as a WRITER.

I'm too fucking wiped out to write a haiku right now but I can relate.

Unknown said...

LMAO! I love your haiku. :-)

Anonymous said...

I don't think I could go on without this.

Anonymous said...

The company car
Was mine for the whole weekend
It was a jaguar

It went really fast
From zero to ninety-five
In 15 seconds

I misjudged the space
In the mcdonald's drive-thru
And gouged the paint job

My boss was angry
It almost got me fired
Yeah, it was that bad

A good thing for me
I knew about his girlfriend
And his wife didn't

To buy my silence
He also gave me a raise
I love phone cameras

2 fools said...

Dick Small - you're such a story teller. I think the "girlfriend" was you!

Tee Hee - That being said: Here's MY HAIKU (albeit, Late - as usual)

United Way wants money
taken from my check
I'll take that raise first, bitches!

Anonymous said...

Well I'm not tellin'....

Anonymous said...

Dick Small, You mean the Taurus, and the Boss's trip to Thailand

Anonymous said...

Awww, you guys think I'm just making this up, don't you. Well, that's okay. At least I believe me.

Matthew said...

Work no longer sucks for me... Well, the whole getting up at 6:30am sure does. Anyway, the little Chinese-style propaganda work poster is great. I may have to get one and hang it up at home.