So yesterday...
I'm at work
and I hear a
RUCKUS outside in the alley way
YELLING, SHOUTING, SCUFFLING
I figure it's the guys who live in the house next door
IT GOT LOUDER
so drag myself to the window to investigate
and I see this on the ground...
uh oh..I figure there's a gang war going on
so I sprint to the front door and lock it
then sprint to the other end of the building
to lock the back door
I run back to the window
I see 3 cops
with black t-shirts that read
TASK FORCE
then I hear sirens
then about 8 cop cars come tear
assin'
up to the building
So, I figure it's all clear to go outsideI walk out the door
and there's a cop all out of breath
on the ground next to him was some dude with a bad
afroand baggy pants hanging off his ass
laying face down on the ground
I say to the cop"how ya doin"
he replied"good how u doin"I say"What's Goin' On?"
He replies.."Nuthin"He smiles
I laugh..He gets the guy to his feet
the guy says
"I didn't do shit"He's thrown into a police car - and driven off
I wave**BYE BYE SCUMBAG ASSHOLE**
I
coulda been shot!!
What if
afro decided to run through my building
and take a hostage???
The moral of the story?
Work Sucks.