So yesterday...
I'm at work
and I hear a RUCKUS outside in the alley way
YELLING, SHOUTING, SCUFFLING
I figure it's the guys who live in the house next door
IT GOT LOUDER
so drag myself to the window to investigate
and I see this on the ground...
uh oh..
I figure there's a gang war going on
so I sprint to the front door and lock it
then sprint to the other end of the building
to lock the back door
I run back to the window
I see 3 cops
with black t-shirts that read
TASK FORCE
then I hear sirens
then about 8 cop cars come tear assin'
up to the building
So, I figure it's all clear to go outside
I walk out the door
and there's a cop all out of breath
on the ground next to him was some dude with a bad afro
and baggy pants hanging off his ass
laying face down on the ground
I say to the cop
"how ya doin"
he replied
"good how u doin"
I say
"What's Goin' On?"
He replies..
"Nuthin"
He smiles
I laugh..
He gets the guy to his feet
the guy says
"I didn't do shit"
He's thrown into a police car - and driven off
I wave
**BYE BYE SCUMBAG ASSHOLE**
I coulda been shot!!
What if afro decided to run through my building
and take a hostage???
The moral of the story?
Work Sucks.
and I hear a RUCKUS outside in the alley way
YELLING, SHOUTING, SCUFFLING
I figure it's the guys who live in the house next door
IT GOT LOUDER
so drag myself to the window to investigate
and I see this on the ground...
uh oh..I figure there's a gang war going on
so I sprint to the front door and lock it
then sprint to the other end of the building
to lock the back door
I run back to the window
I see 3 cops
with black t-shirts that read
TASK FORCE
then I hear sirens
then about 8 cop cars come tear assin'
up to the building
So, I figure it's all clear to go outsideI walk out the door
and there's a cop all out of breath
on the ground next to him was some dude with a bad afro
and baggy pants hanging off his ass
laying face down on the ground
I say to the cop
"how ya doin"
he replied
"good how u doin"
I say
"What's Goin' On?"
He replies..
"Nuthin"
He smiles
I laugh..
He gets the guy to his feet
the guy says
"I didn't do shit"
He's thrown into a police car - and driven off
I wave
**BYE BYE SCUMBAG ASSHOLE**
I coulda been shot!!
What if afro decided to run through my building
and take a hostage???
The moral of the story?
Work Sucks.
7 comments:
I like when they say "I didn't do shit!" Well kind fellow with the odd coiffed 'fro, why did you run from me like you had a penis full of meth?" There...I said it...and have no idea what the hell it means!
Damn.
Whoa, that's exciting!
I have a rule not to die at work. Might I recommend the same to you?
Second moral - When you see a free gun laying on the ground, run like hell to get it before the cops do.
Like Dave said, you may need it to protect yourself the next time.
It sounds like a typical day in Sunny California...crime is rampant and the cops don't seem to be able to do anything about it. Underfunded and understaffed doesn't make them overly concerned with their jobs nowadays.
I was in Carlsbad Cal. a couple of summers ago and the cops are all satndin at the corners of the bank buildings there so they had a clear view all around this one block....later I told the guy at the head shop...."Yeah, they do that!" was all he said...OKAYDOACKY
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