last week I bought a little bag of skittles
they were 40¢
I hadn't had skittle in years...
I ate half the bag
then the next day I ate the other half
the following week
I purchased the big bag
I still have the bag..
I eat a few here and a few there
but what I really want to do
is down the entire bag in one sitting
but that would be like 10-12 million calories
and that would be wrong...
all I want to do is taste that fucking rainbow
cuz it's awesome
it's candy CRACK
here's what you do
you get
1 yellow
1 orange
1 purple
1 green
1 red
eat them all at the same time..
that's the "rainbow" they speak of..
it's epic
sugar nirvana
damn you skittles..
damn you to hell
wait..I love you skittles - I didnt mean it
they were 40¢
I hadn't had skittle in years...
I ate half the bag
then the next day I ate the other half
the following week
I purchased the big bag
I still have the bag..
I eat a few here and a few there
but what I really want to do
is down the entire bag in one sitting
but that would be like 10-12 million calories
and that would be wrong...
all I want to do is taste that fucking rainbow
cuz it's awesome
it's candy CRACK
here's what you do
you get
1 yellow
1 orange
1 purple
1 green
1 red
eat them all at the same time..
that's the "rainbow" they speak of..
it's epic
sugar nirvana
damn you skittles..
damn you to hell
wait..I love you skittles - I didnt mean it
7 comments:
I can't buy the big bag, cause I eat all of them little fuckers in one sitting.
I would say they're more like uppers than crack.. but that's just my opinion..
.. or stimulants..
I didn't see skittles on the list of drugs on Fee Feesible!?!?!?
NOERB
good thing i dont like them huh cuz i would either 1. go into a diabetic coma 2. be a target for you or nobody when ya'll run out and i have some.
What kind of dream world are you living in where Skittles cost 40 cents a pack!?
that's what made it such a magical day
they were on s a l e
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