Friday, March 10, 2006

they're baaack


And it's about damn time.
It's been so long, I can't even remember how last season ended!

So if you don't have HBO What the hell are you waiting for?

Order it.
Call now.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

It's Thursday


You know what this means kids...
THE OFFICE is on tonight.

Hold all my calls.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Cool Link



Someone Sent me this Link for Sign Generators
Check it Out
Sign Generators

Over 50 Different Ones.

the 25th Century


Remember this tv show
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
It was on in 1979
I was 6
I can't actually remember any specific episodes
I just remember that annoying little robot named TWIKI

This show just popped in my head last night.
I have no idea why.
My friends say it's because I'm Mental
They could be right.

It was the usual bad 80's sci-fi
poor acting thing.
Plot Outline: A 20th century astronaut emerges out of 500 years of suspended animation into a future time where Earth is threatened by alien invaders.

LEARN MORE ABOUT BUCK

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

I was young once.


No really... I was, A long time ago.

What the HELL Happened to Madonna?



I found this post online
What the Hell happened to her?
Look at her FACE
I thought it was funny ~ and scary.
YIKES!


by the way - this is a great blog
filled with Hollywood nonsense
wwtdd.com

Thank You Monster.com

Dear Monster,
Just when I starting to lose faith in you,
Just when I thought all was lost.
You posted a job... Tim sent his resume.

Tim got a new job.



Monster.com

Kirby Puckett Died


Baseball Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett, who helped lead the Minnesota Twins to World Series titles in 1987 and 1991, died Monday after suffering a stroke over the weekend, the team announced.
He was 45.

Why Blog about it you ask? I dunno...
I Grew up watching baseball with my father. (Red Sox Fans)
My father would swear at the TV and throw the remote across the room when the Sox were losing. But that's an entirely different blog...

I'm not much of a basball fan anymore.
I think the players are nothing but over paid cry babies.
I've turned to football and proud to be a fan of the great New England Patriots!

Anyway, I'll always remember Kirby Puckett from those days and his "trademark smile."

So long Kirby.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Make Your Own Church Sign



Found this online
Useless? - Yes
Amusing? - Yes

Make Your Own

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Don't Bother...



I Netflixed these two movies.
Watched them over the weekend.
All I can say is
I want those
4 hours of
my life back.


**Yawn**

Thursday, March 02, 2006

I hate this weather.



My Haiku Poem:

Why Can't it be Spring
I Hate This Nasty Weather
I'm So Cold, This Sucks



Thank You.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

5 things that upset me

1. Screwing Up my Coffee Order
Medium Hazelnut Iced- Milk 2 Sugars on the Light Side - Easy Right??
I repeat this at least 3 times. Then I get a medium non-hazelnut with
cream dark... then they get MAD when I tell them it's wrong.

2. Passing on the Right
Driving home from work is like being on a NASCAR track.

3. When People Say "You Wouldn't Understand"
What am I?? a fucking monkey?
How do you know I wouldn't understand??
So unless you work for NASA, you're a nuclear physicist
or a mathematician -Don't Tell ME I wouldn't UNDERSTAND! thanks.

4. Being Shhhssshhhed
How old am I, five ??
Don't Shssssssssh ME - I'LL KILL YOU

5. Going to Work
I prefer to stay home, but then I won't have a home if I don't work.
See my dilemma? - this upsets me.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I thought you should know

It's Captain Stubing's
Birthday Today - 76


Did anyone send him a card?
I think you should send him a card...

Hey -This was the best thing in the news today.
Well... other than the dog wedding. (see archives)

I'm So Thankful That I Live in America.

I came across this in the news...
thought I'd share.

worst president ever



The polar bear could be driven to extinction by global warming within 100 years, warns an ecology expert.
The animal, which relies on sea ice to catch seals, is already starting to suffer the effects of climate changes in areas such as Hudson Bay in Canada.

As the sea ice disappears, so will the polar bears.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Two Visitors




Looked out the window around 5:30
here's what I saw.
I Wish the pics came out a little better!
(click on them to make bigger)
Oh well, I'm sure they will be back!

GOOD RIDDANCE OLYMPICS



the Winter Olympics are over and for this I am thankful.
I had to miss two weeks of "the Office"
the only tv show I enjoy watching...
Every morning I put the TODAY show on while Im getting ready for work. What are they talking about? Why TORINO of Course!
Every night it's on the news.

WHO GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT THE OLYMPICS????
WHO CARES???



AND WHAT ABOUT THIS "CURLING" THING?
- ARE THEY KIDDING?
This is a SPORT? Who Watches this Trash?
I seriously would rather watch paint dry.
What's next?? Chess as an Olympic sport? How about Hopscotch... That could be a sport, right?
Then maybe even big wheel racing... What do you think of that?


Apollo Anton Ohno, Emily Hughes, Shani Davis, Michelle Kwan
and all the rest can kiss my ass. I am tired of you.
Go pose for your wheaties boxes, film your NIKE commercials and get the hell out of my sight!

Italy spent over spent $107 million on security alone...
What a waste of money. What a waste of time. **SIGH**
GOOD RIDDANCE WINTER OLYMPICS

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Tim WINS Big

Tim Won "THE PRIZE PACK" from 94 HJY
That includes this lovely "Mini Fridge"



Also A Final 4 Hat and Final 4 Long Sleeve Shirt.
TOO BAD WE HATE BASKETBALL

The Bright Side : He is now registered to win a trip to MIAMI

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Happy Little Trees...


Remember this Guy?
He use to say things like
"We don't make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. We want happy, happy paintings. If you want sad things, watch the news. Everything is possible here. This is your little universe."

When I was a kid I always thought... WOW he's really good at painting happy little trees.


"The Joy of Painting" TV-Series 1983-1995
Bob Ross
• 6' 2"
• Born 29 October 1942 Daytona Beach, Florida
• Died 4 July 1995 (cancer)
• Wife Jane, Son Steven
• Had a pet squirrel named Peapod

Monday, February 20, 2006

Trident Watermelon Twist



If you haven't tried this gum, stop what you're doing
and go buy some right now. I'm serious... go.

This is a quality gum.
I know what I'm talking about.
A Tangy Mix of Watermelon, Cantaloupe and Honeydew Melon Flavors.

Friday, February 17, 2006

My Desk at Work
















This is my desk. There are many like it but this one is mine. My desk is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my desk is useless. Without my desk I am useless.

This is where I waste 8 hours of my life each day.
Please God, let me win powerball.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

God, I love this show


WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?
“The Office takes a painfully funny look at the interactions of the cubicle jockeys at Dunder Mifflin paper supply company in Scranton, Pennsylvania."

If you haven't seen it... You need to see it.
Not since Seinfeld have I found a show worthy of praise.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

My Breakfast


Strawberry Yogurt, Bananas and Kashi Cereal.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Bellini Cocktails Are Yummy...




2 Ounces Peach Nectar
1 Ounce Peach Schnapps
3 Ounces Prosecco, or Dry Champagne or Asti

Mix the Peach Nectar and Schnapps
In a Cold Glass. Add a bit of Crushed Ice
and Stir... Then Add the Champagne.

DRINK UP

Friday, January 20, 2006

Happy "Bertday" to You!



This is Bert... I work with him.
Last week was his Birthday.
HE IS THE KING!

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Black Gold - Good For The Earth


Compost is the decomposed remnants of organic materials. It improves soil structure, increases the amount of organic matter, and provides nutrients. Biodegradation is the means by which organic matter is recycled in its environment. You can reduce the amount of garbage you generate by 25% or more.


TIM IS STIRRING IT UP - This adds oxygen, a key component to composting.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

I Wish It Was Spring.




I took this with my new camera

I can't wait till spring.
More pics to come!

Thursday, September 22, 2005

This Is How I Feel Today.


This Pretty Much
Sums Up My Day.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

I like it a lot...


AND it's good for you.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Cats are Better Than Dogs...


This is my cat
TRAVIS.

He's a Cat Genius.