1. Screwing Up my Coffee Order
Medium Hazelnut Iced- Milk 2 Sugars on the Light Side - Easy Right??
I repeat this at least 3 times. Then I get a medium non-hazelnut with
cream dark... then they get MAD when I tell them it's wrong.
2. Passing on the Right
Driving home from work is like being on a NASCAR track.
3. When People Say "You Wouldn't Understand"
What am I?? a fucking monkey?
How do you know I wouldn't understand??
So unless you work for NASA, you're a nuclear physicist
or a mathematician -Don't Tell ME I wouldn't UNDERSTAND! thanks.
4. Being Shhhssshhhed
How old am I, five ??
Don't Shssssssssh ME - I'LL KILL YOU
5. Going to Work
I prefer to stay home, but then I won't have a home if I don't work.
See my dilemma? - this upsets me.
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3 comments:
I am also a childhood friend of Jen's and I have only one thing to say:
SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
It's like ordering the hamburger without the hamburger at McDonald's
Hi, everyone. My name is Angela I'm a childhood friend of Jen's. First let me say that I sympathize with your frustration, friend. Something must be done about this coffee shop incompetence...There are only three possible ingredients in a cup of coffee... how hard could it be?
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