it doesn't make sense

I never really understood the
Fred & Ethel Thing

What the hell was she doing with a fat, old, bald dude..?
Ethel could have done better...

Just sayin'

finally

Tonight is the night kids...
the Office is BACK

THE RUN FOR THE CURE-SPECIAL ONE-HOUR PREMIERE
A freak accident causes Michael to feel the office is cursed.
He explores the religious beliefs of his employees before deciding to hold
a charity 5K fun run. Meanwhile, further developments in the
romances of Pam and Jim, and Dwight and Angela are explored.

never had one

I never had a bike like this...
I feel cheated.

Inspirational

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"Spider Cow... Spider Cow
Does Whatever a Spider Cow Does!"

last meal

This morning...
on the radio they were talking about some
execution that took place in Texas...
and what the guy had for his last meal
- I think it was fried chicken and ice cream

Anyway...
It made me think of what I would want

My last meal would definitely consist of

• PAPA GINOS PIZZA
(it's a chain around here - a lot of people hate it - screw those people!)

• PIE - Multiple Varieties of Course

• MOUNTAIN DEW

What's better than that? - nothing

What would you want???

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how to

I had some inquiries on how to
find Top search queries:

Go to Google and type in webmaster tools
Then Create a google account

Add your Blog
Then go to manage








Then go to statistics
Then go to Top search queries

Top search queries

The Most Recent Words
People Googled
That Brought them to my site...

1. firetrucks
2. gabalot high phone calls
3. entemins
4. captain crazy
5. sierra mist caffeine
6. hugo man of a thousand faces
7. happy bertday
8. small dick
9. fonzie socks
10. fireman
11. willy waterbug
12. clamato chips
13. costanza slack
14. casual fall fashion
15. hugo man of 1000 faces
16. mondays sucks
17. robot chicken swedish chef
18. swedish chef robot chicken
19. bear gyrills
20. linda november galaxy glue theme song

gum

This is my desk at work

This is gum on my desk at work

I never have less than 12 packs
What can I say... I like variety

Want some?

sans

Another gift from the great sans
Can ya dig it?

http://sanspantaloons.blogspot.com/

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old

Luke Skywalker
is 56 Today

"If there's a bright center to the universe,
you're on the planet that it's farthest from."





AND



Superman
would have been
52 Today

Christopher Reeve
(1952-2004)

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

That's MY parking spot
You best not park there again
I will smash your face

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

movie deaths

Top 10 Movie Deaths
according to cnn.com

1. Janet Leigh in Psycho
(Alfred Hitchcock, 1960)
It's Hitchcock's shots and Bernard Herrmann's shrieking score that construct the terror
in this, the ultimate slasher movie. Simple ingredients -- a shadow, a knife, a scream, a
stream of blood -- expertly constructed had to make this our #1 killer.

2. King Kong in King Kong
(Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1933)
The noblest of apes meets his tragic destiny atop the Empire State Building. Plagued by
a swarm of fighter planes, Kong fights until the end, but ultimately tumbles and falls at the
hands of lesser men. Oh, the pathos.

3. James Cagney in White Heat
(Raoul Walsh, 1949)
Following his mission to avenge his mother's death, Oedipal psychopath Cody Jarrett
(James Cagney) sets out on a dangerous heist. Picked out by police snipers, he empties
his gun into a chemical tank, sparking his incandescent exit: "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

4. Paul Newman and Robert Redford, Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid
(George Roy Hill, 1959)
It's their last stand: even the quick-draw Sundance Kid can't outshoot a hundred Bolivian
marksmen. Surrounded by police, doomed bank robbers Paul Newman and Robert Redford
go out in one final blaze of glory.

5. Sean Penn in Dead Man Walking
(Tim Robbins, 1995)
"I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of love, so you look at
me when they do this thing. I'll be the face of love for you." Rapist and murderer
Matthew Poncelet (Sean Penn) is executed by lethal injection for his brutal crimes
while death penalty campaigner Sister Helen Prejean (Susan Sarandon) looks on.
A painful, honest and brave acknowledgement.

6. Bambi's mother in Bambi
(David D. Hand, 1942)
Doe-eyed, spindly-legged Bambi, absolutely alone, lost in a dark forest: no film has
communicated the simple grief and terror of an abandoned child like Walt Disney's
classic tearjerker. A vivid exposition on the anguish that death leaves behind.

7. John Hurt in Alien
(Ridley Scott, 1979)
John Hurt gives unnatural birth to a monster. As he convulses on the dinner table,
blood spurting from his stomach, his swollen belly tears open and the alien makes its
escape. An explosive and gory death that's the harbinger of worse to come for Ripley
and co.

8. 'Marvin' in Pulp Fiction
(Quentin Tarantino, 1994)
Tarantino gives us rich pickings when it comes to memorable exits, but there's none
more shocking than Marvin's accidental dispatch in Pulp Fiction. As the contents of his
head splattered the inside of Vincent and Jules's sedan we were speechless, then in
stitches, then shamefaced at what we'd laughed at. And what a cleanup operation...

9. Susan Sarandon and Geena Davies,
Thelma and Louise
(Ridley Scott, 1991)
Swindled by Brad Pitt and chased down by Harvey Keitel, killer girl duo Susan Sarandon
and Geena Davies bow out in style rather than face prison. And what better way to go
than shooting a '66 Thunderbird into the Grand Canyon? Death as the ultimate liberation.

10. Various in Raiders of the Lost Ark
(Steven Spielberg, 1981)
Sometimes you just need a hero. Indy dispatches his foes with inimitable panache:
the guy backed into an airplane propeller, the swashbuckling swordsman dismissed
with a single bullet, or the fabulous face-melting Nazi finale. Take your pick.

*source

sans

Andy is my hero

sanspantaloons.blogspot.com

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who buys?

Question of the day:
WHO BUYS THIS CRAP?

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It's a bird... it's a plane
Oh wait...

Never mind

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*they live

bad tv

Apparently.. it was
30 years ago yesterday,
The Fonz jumped the shark

Pure crap television - at it's finest!
Watchy here

"Since then, it has become a metaphor that has been used by
U.S. TV critics and fans to denote the point at which the characters or plot
of a TV series veer into a ridiculous, out-of-the-ordinary storyline."

I remember watching this.. but in 1977 I was only 4...
So I guess It was the re-run I remember watching

You know you watched it too - don't lie

Chuck Jones

Chuck Jones
would have been 95 today
(1912-2002)

"Starting as a cel washer, Chuck Jones worked his way up to animator
and then director at the animation division of Warner Bros.
He is famous for creating such beloved cartoon characters as Wile E. Coyote,
Henery Hawk, Pepé Le Pew, Marvin the Martian, Ralph Wolf, Road Runner,
Sam Sheepdog, Sniffles, and many others, as well as adding to the development of
Warner favorites such as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and countless others."

*imdb

Thanks Chuck.

You made my childhood
bearable

Watch "feed the kitty" here

13 sugars

Overheard in line at Dunkin Donuts
This morning:

"Yeah.. How ya doin'
Gimme a 'Laahge' Iced - Extra Cream - Thirteen 'Sugas'
and two of dem Chocolate Frosted"

Apparently a real health fanatic...
Thirteen Sugars???

old

"Holy nightmare! That's Old, Batman"

Batman is 79 today
a.k.a Adam West
a.k.a Mayor Adam West

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Transformers
More than meets the eye
Transformers
Robots in Disguise

happy bunny says...

Happy Bunny
Sums Up My Feelings On This Day
Tuesday, September 18th
Two Thousand And Seven

Happy Bunny has a way with words - it's poetic, really.

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Stab You With Pencil!!!!
Not Interested, Don't Care
Is It Over Yet?

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Leave him alone

Leave Bill Belichick Alone!!!
watchy here

why??

WTF?

It's the
"Electronic Spin the Bottle Game"
I saw this on Amazon...

Because a regular bottle isn't good enough

Just more landfill fodder
LAME..

mocking the Britney fan

Clip 1

Clip 2

*clip 1 -thanks Lynda

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A letter to..

A letter to the fireman who lives in my neighborhood.

I don't know your name - nor do I care
Enough already, we get it.. you're a firefighter.. we all get it.

The kids have mini firetrucks they drive around the yard
and always have on fireman uniforms or hats - ALWAYS.

Dad only wears Fireman T-shirts
Just in case anyone wasn't sure if he's a fireman or not...

There are numerous firefighter stickers all over the back of your SUV.

You had a fire truck mailbox for a while (I think someone smashed it)

You have firetruck posters in the garage.

To tell you the truth - frankly I am shocked you don't own a Dalmatian yet.
Maybe you're allergic?

I can just imagine what the inside of the house looks like
You probably have a fucking pole to slide down.

One day we were burning some leaves in my yard and you immediately hopped in your
truck and drove by our house 3 times really slow - probably praying it would get out of
hand so you could rush in and save the day.

It's a common occurrence to have Firetrucks ripping up the street with the sirens
blaring and pull into your driveway for the kids to play on.
(which I might add - MY tax dollars are paying for )

Yesterday, I was coming home and I passed your wife walking with the two kids...
Both kids were dressed up - Hat, Overalls, Boots, even an axe... the entire ensemble
YES... WE ALL KNOW THAT YOUR HUSBAND
IS A FIREMAN - WE GET IT

ENOUGH WITH THE FIREMAN THEME - YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK

You don't see dentists kids walking around with white jackets pushing floss..

You don't see plumbers kids walking around with tool belts showing the
crack of their ass...

You don't see me wearing "I'm a graphic designer T-shirts"

So what's the deal???

I have a news flash for you pally: Guess what- you're not ALL heroes
Sure, many firefighters are heroes... 9/11 those guys who went up the stairs when
everyone else was running down - THAT my friend, is a HERO

But that doesn't MAKE YOU A HERO

You're just a firefighter in a country town - Last time I checked -this town didn't have any
high rise buildings.. or huge abandoned mills.. or out of control brush fires
You just sit around on your ass all day... watch TV and eat chili and THEN go on strike
because you feel you're just not making enough Money.

So dear Mr. firefighter up the street. Nobody gives a shit that you are a firefighter
Please.. for the love of christ - Give it a fucking rest

Thanks

Jen
Casual Slack

clips

good stuff kids...
Remember all these TEX AVERY shorts?


Car of Tomorrow
(1951)
watch it here




House of Tomorrow
(1949)
watch it here




T.V. of Tomorrow
(1953)
watch it here

Farm of Tomorrow
(1953)
watch it here




One Cab's Family
watch it here





the Cat that
Hated People
watch it here

clip

This lame ass, cares
about Britney...
He really, really does...
watch here

*warning - may cause nausea
and vomiting

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Depressing wasteland
In a pissed off mood today
Nothing else to say

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables