Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Depressing wasteland
In a pissed off mood today
Nothing else to say

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Zed said...

Work sucks big time, Jen
Crap co-workers, ugly boss
Must win lottery!!

Geo said...

Two meetings today
You'd think that'd be ok
But my soul is crushed

mocha23 said...

there is emptiness
between cubicles and life
office flowers fade

Anonymous said...

A smart-ass intern
Joined the company last month
He's so annoying.

He wants to be boss
So he sucks-up to The Brass
It's embarrassing.

He pulls double-shifts
And even works during lunch
He makes me look bad.

"Yes sir". "Thank you sir".
"You're so right, sir. Yes indeed".
"Yes yes yes yes yes".

One day I'll kill him.
But for now, must bide my time
And wait patiently.

SkylersDad said...

Left my cube behind
Home bound worker that is me
Sit here in the nude

Teri said...

BRAVO, dick!

Teri said...

skylers dad, thanks for the visual.

Mel said...

how many syllables in bored?

Zed said...

Dick Small, if you need the services of my cousin Rocky to pull of the hit, let me know. He's got lots of experience.

dirty said...

investment banker
was polishing pennies
annoying fucker

So fun to have a job and be able to participate!

cube said...

Work can be a drag.
This is why they call it work
Not hilarity.

Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

work always sucks now
kiss the crack of my ass man
and like it fucker