a conversation

A conversation
which took place this evening
between my husband and I

Tim: "Hey!!"

Me: "What?"

Tim: "You are not that little girl in the movie -
how many times do I have to tell you that?"

Me: "Huh?"

Tim: "You know what girl.."

Me: "Oh.."

Tim: "Yeah...Go around and PICK UP ALL the GLASSES
of water you've abandoned"

Me: "Yup, BUT they might just save your goddamn ass someday"

Tim: "uhuh.. run along now - don't make me smash you
with a baseball bat..


















okay - so I have a bad habit of leaving glasses
half filled with water all over the house
- it just happens.. I'm thirsty, yet forgetful

but If I remember correctly ..
in that movie
that water saved everybody's ass

so when the aliens come
.. the ones that have a bad reaction to h2O
who's gonna be ready for them? -yeah, that's right!!

pffffffffffft


Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away..

cool link

Over 100 artists reinterpreting classic cult films
crazy4cult.com
&
crazycult2.blogspot.com

this one is my fave

clip

Do you believe this shit...
go here

I can't stand this guy!

I bet...

I bet these two would hate each other

Butter Girl: Nice Hat Bitch

Raisin Girl: Go have another butter cookie - your ass needs it

Butter Girl: Raisins suck.. they ruin everything
everyone loves butter.. only dirty hippies like raisins

Raisin Girl: THAT'S IT - I'LL KICK YOUR
NATIVE AMERICAN ASS
RIGHT NOW

Butter Girl: I'd like to see you try

Raisin Girl: whore!!

Butter Girl: slut!


the end


I got my money on the butter girl..
Who you got?

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -
brought to you by MISS ALEX

email box too full
customers want work done now
want to smash their face

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

never liked

I never liked froggy.

a thought

I came across this pic in my internet travels
and it occurred to me..

Mel Gibson Was Cool Once
A long, long, loooong time ago

But how did he go from this
to this?

random find

optimus prime + balloons = one busy-ass clown

this had to take all day..

Birthday Clown: "And what would you like Timmy? A dog? A hat?"
How about a nice kangaroo?

Timmy: "NOOOOOOOOO
I want OPTIMUS PRIME!!!
My Mommy is paying you.. DO IT!!
DO IT NOW!!!"

link

yearbookyourself.com

I chose not to yearbook myself
but I encourage you to..
so I can laugh

thanks
Jen @ Casual Slack

this just in...

My mom just told me..

That Randy Moss bought a house in her neighborhood..
RANDY MOSS
(wide receiver for the New England Patriots)

I'm going on a stakeout...!

fine art

My boss has had this hanging in his office for years...

Apparently it was given to him as a gift
A GIFT!
someone actually picked this out.. wrapped it up with ribbon
and said
"Here.. I got you something, I think you're gonna like it"

I personally would have burned it - it's what nightmares are made of

What are your thoughts on this fine art?

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -

Work - Day in - Day out
Thirty more years - I retire!
I can't wait that long...

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

"cha-cha"

My co-worker & friend Jo-Ann
sings along with the radio everyday...
but she replaces
all the words with
"Cha-Cha"
See for yourself.. clicky here
I hear this all day long


I'm thinking about making this
a weekly post.. anybody got any requests?

yeah... it's monday

Productivity At Work

I cleaned my desk today

R.I.P.

Sandy Allen
died today
she was 53

"World's Tallest Woman"
full story

clip of the day

Little House
on the Prairie Intro
remake
clicky this

random find

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -

We all have to work
Money doesn't grow on trees
My mom told me so...

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


*thanks Ann

poll results

Last week there was a poll
and the people voted

FUNNY BONES VS. DEVIL DOGS

well kids, the results are in...
it's no surprise

VICTORY

FACT: Funny Bones ARE Better than Devil Dogs

the end

don't care

Tonight is the

opening ceremony of the 2008
summer olympics

and I could give a rats ass

**yawn**

another clip

Sex in the City
starring Bea Arthur..

clicky here

clip of the day

Okay..
I have no idea who
Ari & Woori are..

I found this on
You Tube




*But they did an outstanding job
recreating a conveyor belt using a table cloth

enjoy.. clicky here

clip

Paris Hilton
Responds to McCain Ad

clicky here

he'll be okay..

Mr. Freeman
still in serious condition -
his car overturned twice before
landing upright in a ditch.
full story




thankfully,
Miss Daisy was unharmed..

trailer

Watch the trailer here

Normally - I would be against any Terminator sequel
the first one - is the best one
T2.. it was good.. aside from that whiny little bitch
Edward Furlong almost ruining it for me with his bad acting

Third Movie - forgettable

This new movie adds Christian Bale into the mix...
So, I have no choice but to give it a chance!


"Set in post-apocalyptic 2018, John Connor is the man fated to lead the human
resistance against Skynet and its army of Terminators. But the future Connor was
raised to believe in is altered in part by the appearance of Marcus Wright, a stranger
whose last memory is of being on death row. Connor must decide whether Marcus
has been sent from the future, or rescued from the past. As Skynet prepares its final
onslaught, Connor and Marcus both embark on an odyssey that takes them into the
heart of Skynet’s operations, where they uncover the terrible secret behind the
possible annihilation of mankind."


meh...
we'll see

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -

So many people
They work their whole lives away
Plan for fun - then die

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


*thanks Ann

random find

What the hell is this?

I like that fact that mom has to work..
while the rest of the family enjoys their magical bicycle machine

"hey mom,
when you're done sewing...
there's some laundry that needs folding
then some dinner that needs cooking
get on it!"

pffffffffftttttttt

link

Maddox:
The E True Hollywood Story
go here

clip

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
at Comic-Con

clicky here

movie review

The Dark Knight
Loved it..
it ranks up there with the best superhero movies of all time
All the previous Batman Movies pale in comparison
I never liked any of them

I was never a huge batman fan
I mean - the guy has a tool belt.. that's about it

But Christian Bale gave new life to
this character as far as I'm concerned

BATMAN BEGINS & THE DARK KNIGHT
both make me forget all about that trash batman movies
that came before them


Comparing Nicholson to Ledger -is a "JOKE"












Ledger ruled the screen - outstanding performance
it made me sad to think it's the last we will see of him

Aaron Eckhart - "Harvey Dent" - in my opinion cast perfectly -
I have always liked Eckhart - he's just a likable actor
I think he would be a great "Captain America" - if they ever make the movie

Gary Oldman - "Gordon"- love Oldman he masters any role

Michael Caine -"Alfred" - cast perfectly

Morgan Freeman - "Lucius Fox" - I just wish he had more screen time
You know my love of Mr. Freeman..
he could play ALL the characters and I'd be cool with that

Maggie Gyllenhaal - "Rachel Dawes" - I liked her - and I didn't miss
Mrs. Crazy Holmes - not one bit!

This move doesn't disappoint - you should check it out

*this has been a slack movie review


MOVIE RUMORS:
according to comicbookmovie.com
Batman 3
"Batman producers are convinced that, "The role of The Riddler
is perfect for Depp. And what better Penguin is there than
Philip Seymour Hoffman?"a source said. This right on the rumor
heels of Angelina Jolie as Catwoman!"

"Unnamed sources" usually means that the following bit of
news is just rumor mongering, but several insiders are saying
that producers of the Bat-franchise have their sights set on
Johnny Depp to take the role of Riddler in the next sequel.

Depp as the riddler - would kick ass

let us vote

Okay..
There has been much debate
over Good (Funny Bones) VS. Evil (Devil Dogs)

So I have decided to take this vote to the people

Which do you prefer?
The tasty, two great tastes that taste
great together food of the gods - Funny Bones
OR
The stick to he roof of your mouth, dry,
need a gallon of water to wash them down, cake all
stuck to your fingers - Devil Dogs

Even if you've never tried these products
which do you think you would prefer...

FUNNY BONES: Frosted Peanut Butter Creme Filled Devil's Food Cakes
DEVIL DOGS: Creme Filled Devil's Food Cakes


Results will be posted one week from today

Let the voting begin

Godspeed.

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