which took place this evening
between my husband and I
Tim: "Hey!!"
Me: "What?"
Tim: "You are not that little girl in the movie -
how many times do I have to tell you that?"
Me: "Huh?"
Tim: "You know what girl.."
Me: "Oh.."
Tim: "Yeah...Go around and PICK UP ALL the GLASSES
of water you've abandoned"
Me: "Yup, BUT they might just save your goddamn ass someday"
Tim: "uhuh.. run along now - don't make me smash you
with a baseball bat..
okay - so I have a bad habit of leaving glasses
half filled with water all over the house
- it just happens.. I'm thirsty, yet forgetful
but If I remember correctly ..
in that movie
that water saved everybody's ass
so when the aliens come
.. the ones that have a bad reaction to h2O
who's gonna be ready for them? -yeah, that's right!!
pffffffffffft
Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away..
7 comments:
I wish I could live invisibly in your house for a day.... just ONE DAY... and I bet I would have enough comic relief to last me for the rest of my days on earth.
I don't do the water glasses, but I do swing a mean bat.
My kids do that too! Drives me nuts!
I loooved that movie!
The only place I ever leave glasses is on the floor next to my bed. Then, the next night, I put a new one down and place the old one on the heater. Once I counted 12 glasses on the heater.
well I top you.. I run around with tin foil on my head during full moons.
wink wink
but your hubby has a point...the glass thing...ug, it's just as bad as the baby bottles spread throughout the house. too many to count. icky stuff stailing up in them..sigh
Shouldn't that read, "My husband and ME?"
I dunno. I always fuck it up.
That is awesome! I do the same thing. Today when I was cleaning I seriously found 10 glasses randomly over the house that were half full. I clean pretty often, btw.
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