best pizza ever

envy my white pizza
Little Country Pizza, Exeter, RI

clip of the day

right here

my own Marine Park

After seeing the movie Jaws 3 in 1983
I immediately decided that I wanted to someday own
my own Marine Park..

I built a small scale model of my plans
using cardboard and magic markers..

as you can see - it never panned out for me
due to a lack of financial funding

Valentine

This is what Riley
thinks about Valentine's Day...

Velvet Jogging Suit

So...
I'm at the post office over the weekend
I'm in line..

Girl in front of me..
early 30's
velvet jogging suit.. maroon with black racing stripes
huge designer sunglasses covering most of her face...
hair pulled back in ponytail
orange jersey shore tan
fake nails with tiger stripe design

she reeked of money..

in her hands - A package
a Christmas present to be precise

All wrapped up - picture perfect - in red and green xmas wrap,
cute reindeer
and a big shiny red bow








"next"
the postal worker proclaims..

Velvet jogging suit prances up to the counter and places the large
beautifully wrapped package on the counter..

the look on postal workers face ***PRICELESS**

everyone in line got real quiet...
looking forward to this transaction..

Postal Worker: just stares - disgusted look on her face..
Velvet Jogging Suit: stares back... empty... stupid
Postal Worker: Can I help you?
Velvet Jogging Suit: I need to ship this.
Postal Worker: umm, you need to package it.
Velvet Jogging Suit: Huh?
Postal Worker: You need to package it… in a box.
Velvet Jogging Suit: But I need to ship it.
Postal Worker: You need to package it…
you can't just ship a Christmas present..
There are priority boxes in the back of the store.
Velvet Jogging Suit: Wanders to the back of the store
Fusses with some boxes then yells across the room..
ummmm how am I suppose to seal it??

Postal Worker: **sigh**
there is tape over there too
but you have to BUY IT

Velvet Jogging Suit: Oh..
*with a look on her face like she is the victim*


Oh poor, poor Velvet Jogging Suit..
How dare that mean postal worker tell you what to do..




How is this possible??
How can someone be this stupid?
She probably never worked a day in her life
YET she's sportin' around town in a Mercedes and her jogging suit probably cost more
than I make in a month...

What did I do wrong in life?

heroes

So...Saturday

I'm at Tim Horton's
Drinking coffee with my husband..

We look out the window and see a firetruck com tear assin'
up the street.. sirens blarin' horns honkin

I make a remark..
"Must be out of chili and headed to the supermarket"

we laugh

we drink our coffee

we leave

as I walk to the car
I look up the street and there I see the firetruck parked
at the Bakery
and two fireman - all dressed up with their fire coats
and fire helmets

come struttin' out with 4 boxes of pastry
they get back in the firetruck

Lights On - and Away they go...

my tax dollars hard at work

Hurray for the heroes!
yay!

unfuckingbelievable

nothing

You'll get nothing, and like it

loathe

I've said it before..
and I'll say it again

I CAN'T FUCKING STAND JOHN MAYER









Here are the actual lyrics to an awful song
I'm forced to listen to every day on the radio:

Just when I had you off my head
Your voice comes thrashing wildly through my quiet bed
You say you wanna try again
But I've tried everything but giving in
Why you wanna break my heart again
Why am I gonna let you try
When all we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
I bought a ticket on a plane
And by the time it landed, you were gone again
I love you more than songs can say
But I can't keep running after yesterday
So why you wanna break my heart again
Why am I gonna let you try
When all we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
We say goodbye
We say goodbye
We say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye


HE SAYS THE SAME SHIT
OVER AND OVER AND OVER

and people love it!!!

WHY????????? WHY????????????
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THIS??? WHAT???????

*sigh*