Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku












And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -


The Day-to-Day Grind
Under Paid and Overworked
Quitting - Just a DREAM


Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Monday, October 20, 2008

it's stupid

What's the deal with that commercial?
The one with the couple sitting in bathtubs
on a beach.. with no plumbing
staring out at the water
patiently waiting for a hard-on.

What the hell is that?

Yeah... everyone has decorative ceramic bathtubs
set up on platform over looking the ocean...

WHAT? - YOU DON'T???


the stupidity of it all - infuriates me

What are your thoughts on this fine commercial?





just sayin'

Anyone who watched the SOX game on
Saturday night knows...
Technical difficulties prevented TBS from showing the
first 20 minutes or so of Game 6 of the ALCS
instead replacing it with a rerun of
"The Steve Harvey Show"


I had never seen the Steve Harvey Show.

Okay..
can I just say - that this was the most agonizing
20 minutes of my life
watching this show was like TORTURE

I frantically called the cable company FIVE times
and all I got was a busy signal... - of course!

Has anyone seen this show?

It's Pure Crap.
The writers should be ashamed of themselves
and the actors... well acting just isn't their thing


Just Sayin'

random find

losers

as my father used to say..
"No good, Fuckin' Red Sox"

Then he would throw the remote across the room.
Then he would rip up the TV guide and throw it across the room.
Then he would throw all the stuff that was on the coffee table across the room.

Then he would yell out random profanities.
for example: "Mother Fuckers!!!!"
Then he would mumble more random profanities.

ahhhhh memories.

ANYWAY...
thanks for nothing RED SOX!!



Saturday, October 18, 2008

this just in...

Mr Nobody™
has the card...


You NEED to go Here - Tell Him You Want it Next!!!
We gotta keep it going people!

godspeed..



Friday, October 17, 2008

clip of the day


Clip of the Day
go here

it's friday

fridayFACTS
1. The Office was friggin' HILARIOUS last night!!!
2. I'm so goddamn sick of hearing about Joe the Plumber!!!
3. The Red Sox truly ARE the comeback kings!!!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

halloween costume ideas

In case anyone is having trouble picking
out
a Halloween Costume

As usual... I have some slacktastic ideas for you...

tattoo

father murphy

frankenberry

gabe kaplan




You're Welcome


random find

now that's a BIG Wheel..

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

slack ads



slack ads brought to you by the
great pantaloon™



Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku











And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -


We work way too hard
We're wasting away our lives
Because we have to...


Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


just some pics

Just some weekend pics

Scituate Art Festival
Scituate, RI
October 12, 2008

nice leaves

Beer Bottle Art - I wanted one... but didn't get one.

I love me some Del's Frozen Lemonade

$6.00 for a Bag of popcorn
I never had Kettle Corn before - It was goooood

They played a mean Polka

random find

Sunday, October 12, 2008

this just in...

Skylers dad
has the card...


Go Here - Tell Him You Want it!!!
We gotta keep it going people!

godspeed.



Friday, October 10, 2008

I cried today

A Tribute to the KING

About 5 years ago
A guy named "Robert" took a salesman
position where I work

I asked if he minded if I called him
"Bert"

He said "yes, I hate that name..it's Robert"
so of course I continued to call him Bert
eventually the entire office did
nobody EVER called him Robert again

He was also referred to as "the king"
because he always got his way..

Other Nicknames He Earned Through The Years

"Sweet Cakes"
"Bertrum"
"Bertum Van Schultz"
"Bertie"
"Bertholomew"

"The Canadian King"

Bert's Favorite Sayings:
• "what are you talking a boot"
• "cool your porridge"
• "Oh my soul!"
• "WELL DARLIN' that's the way it is"
• Along with many other unintelligible phrases
(he's a bit of a mumbler)

Bert's last day was today
He had to quit
because he can't afford to live in this shitty state anymore
when he eventually sells his house he's headed to PA.

I've seen so many people come and go over the years
so many that I've lost count
but Bert... Bert was special and I will never forget him

There will never be another Bert

He made me laugh
He will be missed
Work will never be the same

He will always be the King

He liked his card...

Bert's Cake
"So Long... Live the King"



The King Has Left the Building


Thursday, October 09, 2008

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

random find

Godzilla vs Titanic
it makes perfect sense

clip of the day


Clip of the day
or should I say HICK
of the day..

go here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku









And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -


Co-workers- babble
I'm not in the mood today
I hate all of you


Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Monday, October 06, 2008

Sunday, October 05, 2008

dish network - unsatisfactory

Mr.Nobody is having issues with his
Dish Network
Go here

This is why I don't have satellite tv
we have digital cable

Friday, October 03, 2008

love

I Love Keith Olbermann

Watch Him!
msnbc at 8pm weeknights

seriously...
watch it!!!

Check out his show here


Tagged


Clip of the Day


What he's really
thinking..

Go here

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

clip of the day

America's Finest Minds - Talking Politics
clicky here


*I saw this over at avitable's

where's that card?

Teri's got it..
tell her you WANT it!
go here
hurry...


Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku














And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -
brought to you by MISS ALEX

hate for employees
ratted on me to the boss...?
stab your F*&#i@% face


Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Monday, September 29, 2008

new family member

We went to the animal shelter on Sunday
and we came home with this...


we named her "Riley"
mischievous is an understatement.


Apparently some woman in town
had her house foreclosed on and she decided
to abandon all of her animals
a few dogs and a couple litters of kittens
she left them all outside...
her neighbors were feeding them

there's a word for this type of person
"fucking-scumbag"

I hope Karma catches up to her
and kicks her ass


Anyway..
I think Riley likes it here
She's
already acting like she owns the place!


Saturday, September 27, 2008

died

Paul Newman
1925-2008


let's all raise a cookie
in his honor


Friday, September 26, 2008


the great pantaloon
sent me this slacktastic ad
all hail Andy!!



Thursday, September 25, 2008

presto magix

who remembers
Presto Magix?


I loved these things!
My mom would always let me get one when
we went to the supermarket


They came in a little pack
which included a sheet with an illustrated background
to rub your decal on.

The decals were like the material of temporary tattoos,
and when you rubbed with a pencil over the back of the sheet,
they would adhere to the surface of the page
You make characters appear wherever the hell you wanted them to
on the provided canvas.

I would also use them on my note books,
bedroom door decorations.. wherever!


I still had them all over my door - right up until I moved out
My mom took the door down and re-finished it
and turned my room into a guest room
do you believe that shit??
Those were classic!!! - She obviously doesn't know what good is.
..



it's back - tonight!

It's BACK!!
The Office
WEIGHT LOSS | 09.25.2008
For the first time, we see what happens
over eight weeks of the summer, as a
Dunder Mifflin weight loss initiative causes
the branch to diet and become obsessed
with their weight. Michael pursues a
friendship with his new HR rep, Holly.
Jim misses Pam who attends art school in NY.
Dwight, Andy and Angela attend to unfinished
business.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

random find

this tattoo - kicks ass!