I like it

I'm adding another show to my favorites list...
Man Vs. Wild
Have you seen this show?
You Gotta See it..

It's on the Discovery Channel
Fridays at 9 p.m. ET/PT

This guy Is crazy..
His name is Bear Grylls

and he will eat anything - he bites into live fish
like he's biting into a sandwich
watch this clip

Watch How He "Stays Cool" - It's Lovely...
Clip Here

Clip 3 - Making Fire

" In each episode of Man vs. Wild
Bear strands himself in popular wilderness destinations
where tourists often find themselves lost or in danger.
As he finds his way back to civilization, he demonstrates local
survival techniques, including escaping quicksand in the Moab Desert,
navigating dangerous jungle rivers in Costa Rica,
crossing ravines in the Alps and surviving sharks off Hawaii."

I highly recommend it - Check it out

tagged

Tagged by the The Boob Lady
Have you checked out her blog? - it's hilarious...
What the hell are you waiting for??

5 things you don't know about me..

1. I went to a catholic college
(I'm not a religious person) I just picked this college
because it had good parking and a pretty campus
My family wanted me to go to Rhode Island School of Design
.. there's no where to park in the city - fuck that..
Actually I didn't want to go to college at all - my parents made me
I wanted to take time off and chill .. not an option
I majored in art & photography and after one semester I knew I didn't
want to be a photographer. - Money Well Spent

2. The day I graduated from college I was so depressed I thought
I was going to die.. because I knew I had to get a job.. I was
Jobless for over a year - I would stay up all night.. sleep all day and
my parents would SCREAM at me everyday to get a job
The thought of actually working "Full Time" made me physically ill
(it still does..hahaha)

3. Ever since I was a kid I have had this fascination with fire
I always wanted to light the candles.. or I would want to start the fire
in the fireplace.. I would sit in the kitchen and strike matches and blow
them out and my mom would yell at me -
(and NO.. I never tried to set the curtains on fire)
Anyway My mom still calls me "the Pyro" (notice the campfire up top)

4. I don't really like to talk on the phone..
Don't get me wrong.. I do talk on it -
I just don't enjoy it, I'd rather talk to someone in person
We NEVER answer our home phone - ALWAYS let the answering
machine get it. I don't like leaving messages either
if I get an invitation that says RSVP.. I never call.. HAAHhaha

5. I don't believe in fate..
I don't believe things happen for a reason..
I believe in luck

Tags - if you feel like it
Scarlet
Sans
JimmySMASH
Amy
hapabukbuk
stjarna
and everyone else..
that means you too Teri

an email

I have this tradition with my pal Angela

- since we were kids

We send each other free samples & catalogs
(of anything)
addressed with funny names
we're mental.. what can I say

For instance.. last week
I received 2 Free Condoms & 1 Adult Diaper
also... A Free sample of Acne Cleansing Cream

This is an email that I received this morning from Angela...
she even included some pics

Subject line: Special Thanks to You
Dear Jen:

I just wanted to extend my heartfelt thanks from me
(& also from Nanna Canoli)
to you for the wonderful catalog you signed me/us up for.
I received it in the mail just yesterday. It's called: "Brigade Quartermasters"
and it is filled with the most wonderful military tactical training gear any woman
could ask for. Inside I found a few items I'd like to find under my christmas tree
this year... like the "Bali-Song Butterfly Knife" and the "Fortis Convert Stab Vest"
In fact, there's something in it for the whole family! Jack spied some
"Seven Oceans Emergency Rations" that we'll be secretly stuffing in his
stocking this year. A little something special on the way for the wonderful man
in my life, too... the "Field Surgical Implement Kit with Pouch" and the
"Emergency War Surgery Handbook". Yes, there will be no visions of sugarplums
this Christmas Eve, my friend... only that of Kevlar and Meals-Ready-To-Eat.

...and the best part is... I am now on the United States government terrorist hitlist.

Thanks a bunch.

Love 'n Kisses,

Angela

he eats a lot

We had Chinese Food tonight

All you can eat

And this is what my husband ate..

No need to call Richard Simmons just yet...

He only weighs 205 lbs. (6' tall)

I don't know where he puts it all

What did you have?

do the dew

The Mountain Dew Christmas Tree!
check it out

feasible

A 2fools & Slack
collaboration

http://feefeasibleprophecies.blogspot.com/

because it's funny..
that's why

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

No Christmas party
Because we are not worthy
They gave us some coal

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

for Dick

I dedicate this picture to Dick Small
I snapped this pic tonight at the supermarket - just for you
you're welcome
http://sheer-lunacy.blogspot.com/

roach update

OKay
I took the roach back
And as expected I was not
compensated for
my grief..



Unfortunately the manager that was working
is really nice.. So I didn't want to yell at her
She is always so nice to me!!

DAMN!!! I WANTED TO BE MEAN!!
I WANTED TO CAUSE A SCENE!!

So I walk in and she's sitting at a table with
two other employees
I tell her I have a complaint
she replies "why?? what's wrong honey??"

And here is the conversation that followed:

Me: You know I come in here all the time
Manager: I know.. I know you do

Me: Holding up the roach container -
"There was a roach with my bagel"

Manager: *GASP* jumps out of her chair
grabs the container

"This is gross"

Me: "Yeah"

Manager: "No.. this is really disgusting"

Me: "Yeah"

Manager: "I am so sorry .. this is gross.. I am so sorry"

Me: "Yep"

Manager: For a while..when you come in it's on me- no charge

Me: thinking to myself... umm no
I don't want anymore roach infested shit..no thanks, I'm all set with that.

Manager:*Now she's in this Panic mode*.. I ... I.. have to go call pest control
I have to call pest control

Me: "I just want my money back - I don't think I'll be back"

Manager: "when you come in it's on me- no charge
I have to go call pest control"

Me: Good luck with that...


Tomorrow.. I am having cereal for breakfast

Horrific Morning

it's monday morning once again
And I can't think of a better way
to start my morning off
than finding a roach on my bagel

Yes kids you read it right

THERE WAS ROACH ON MY BAGEL
A NASTY, FILTHY, DISGUSTING, FUCKING ROACH

I unwrap my bagel
I apply the cream cheese
I start eating it

When I picked up one of the halves
a roach came running out from underneath
and was scampering around in a circle

I jumped out of my chair
and stood - paralyzed with horror

It was just sitting there looking at me
then it did a few laps around my bagel

now.. I have never seen a roach in real life
on tv yes.. books.. yeah
but never up close and personal like this..

so Im thinking to myself
IS THIS... REALLY A ROACH??
It couldn't be a roach.. no way
....This seriously looks like a fucking roach...
how can this be???

So I call to my friend who's in the next room
She comes over and says..
"Maybe it's a beetle.. remain calm."
"Find a picture online an compare it"

ME: I'm gonna throw up

FRIEND: Don't throw up

ME: I'm gonna throw up
(I had to stop myself from puking all over the floor)

FRIEND: Please Don't throw up - It's just a bug

ME: A roach is more than just a bug

So I call more people down from upstairs to help me confirm

now there's 5 people standing around my bagel
Shouting out things like...

"I think it's a roach" "Kill it ... Kill it..!"
"NO save it so you can bring it back" "Euuu"
"Don't kill it" "Get a paper towel" "I'm going to kill it"
"NO DON'T KILL IT" "Take its picture"
"Put it in that plastic container"

the roach is just sitting on the paper...staring at all of us
So finally one of the salesmen puts it into a container

My stomach is still churning
When I get out of work... I'm taking this mother fucker
back where I got it...
there's gonna be some yelling at Tim Horton's tonight kids...

I have never in my life been this disgusted..
This incident is going to scar me for LIFE
I AM SO DISTURBED - YOU HAVE NO IDEA

And it's not like I went to A Tim Horton in the Ghetto
I live out in the country... The place looks clean
I go there all the time!
Let me re-phrase.. I use to go there all the time

I feel ill.
Hold me.


My friend was kind enough to do
a photo shoot.

Enjoy...

***Cringe***

***Cringe*** ***Shudder*** ***Gag***

Joe Blogs #6 Interview

Joe Blogs Interview
'On The Blogspot'

tenant time

Have You Visited

Tom Jackson Online?

Why the hell not???
Please... Please go visit

Hurry...

As always - refreshments will be served
Immediately following your visit
This week...
Ring Dings, Juice Boxes, & Pop Rocks

**Clamato Juice available upon request

See where it says
This Weeks Tenant - Top Right
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Click That - Click it!! Click it!!

pimped it

I'm a winner..

that's right.. a WINNER
I pimped that bathroom

Here are my two entries...
click on pics for larger version

go check out the other great pimped bathrooms

http://dutchyful.blogspot.com/

Andy did a motorcycle USA bathroom
a must see...

Now that was a fun contest! - thanks Dutchy

peanut heroes

When the Worlds
of Peanuts and
Marvel Comics
Collide

go here

wear what you want

10 Jobs
that let you dress
like a slob...

go here

blistex

If your lips are chapped
like mine are right at this very moment..
- Because it's 30º and windy as hell out -
god, I hate winter

- forget CHAPSTICK

Fact: Blistex is the Greatest
whoever invented it should be
given some type of award or medal

just sayin'

name

My friend Angela A.K.A 2 Fools
found out today that she is having a girl...

She's due in May

She hasn't picked out a name yet
any name suggestions?

2 fools needs your help...

my list

Things I want for Christmas
but won't get...

Nikon-70-300-Lens

navigation

x-5

game

Play the
Sober Santa
game

go here

just some joke

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly
and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter
requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received
the letter to God, USA,
they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed
his secretary to send the
little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be
a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill
and sat down to write a thank-you note to God,

which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for
sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason
you sent it through Washington, DC.,
and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

new

Comedy Central
has ordered "Lil' Bush:
Resident of the United States,"
a cartoon satire that re-imagines
President Bush and key executives
in his administration as elementary
school misfits.


The title character is surrounded by close pals like Lil' Cheney,
who grumbles unintelligibly, and Lil' Condi, who pines for
Lil' Bush and does his homework for him. Full Story Here

sans

Have You Visited the Great & Talented Andy Today?
http://sanspantaloons.blogspot.com/

right on!

Kid arrested for playing
with Christmas present...
A fed-up mother had her 12-year-old son
arrested for allegedly rummaging through
his great-grandmother's things and playing
with his Christmas present early.

full story

clip

More on acting
from LOOinLONDON

video 1
video 2

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

I need to escape
Someone get me out of here
Won't you save me please??

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

poor pig

George Clooney's
pig died
age 19

full story

gotta love it

"It's a major award"

I just bought the special edition dvd of
A Christmas Story
I usually just watch it on tv - but I felt that
I needed to own a copy

It's not Christmas if you don't watch this movie
at least once...

"Ralphie Parker" - Peter Billingsley
was just in that move "the break-up"
I didn't even know it was him when I saw it...

"Mr. Parker" - Darren McGavin
died February 25, 2006

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry
of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space
over Lake Michigan."

tenant

Have you clicked on
my renter?
Won't You Please Click
------------->

link

Mixed Animals
photoshop pics

check 'em out
here

sunday slackin'

bean bag slack

WTF?

BWahHAHAHAhahaha
On my way home from shopping today
I happened to see this little gem in a parking lot..
so I pulled over and snapped
this pic for your viewing pleasure

notice the duct tape holding the mirror on
click on pic to enlarge

Someone actually drives around in this...
Someone thinks this looks good...
Someone paid money to do this to their car..

And I'm glad they did -
because I enjoy laughing at them

stupid

Stupid White Trash ...
A.K.A
Britney Spears
is 25 Today


My favortite Britney Quote:
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

monday

I just bought a

A Mitsubishi - 65" 1080p DLP HDTV
picking it up on monday
woo hoooo!

My mastercard bill this month is going to be staggering...
Slack donations now being accepted - thanks

cringe

The All Time Worst Christmas Song

Without a Doubt...
A Wonderful Christmas Time
- Paul McCartney

so LAME

Followed By These Five Awful Songs
- Go Here

What Christmas Song Do You Loathe?