clip

Just a
cute kitten
clip from youtube
go here

just a quote

Things my Father Once Said to Me

volume one

"When you pull the car in the garage
make sure it's pulled in all the way before you close the door
or else the door will hit the car"

I never understood why
my father thought I was a complete idiot

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

How was my weekend?
I know you don't give a shit
Why bother asking??

Thank You
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- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

lite-brite

Lite-Brite is right here

flashback

Worst Teacher Ever Flashback
Circa 1991

I don't know why this guy popped into my head today.

I had this High School art teacher
and he was a total prick
(I made you a visual) he looked like this..

He was a tiny.. little.. mean.. nasty man

And he hated me...
(Yeah .. I know it's hard to believe)

One day, I was sitting at a table during a so called
drawing class and my evil little art teacher was sitting on
the other side of the table directly across from me

He had his arms folded on the table
and his head tucked into his arms like he was sleeping
(yeah.. I went to a quality public school)
apparently he was in the process of getting a divorce..
whatever.. boo fucking hoo

so anyway...
he's got his head on the table and I say to him "Mr. F"
I need a new charcoal pencil...

he says nothing

I repeat myself.. umm "Mr. F" can I get a new pencil?
I can get it myself, where are they?

he says nothing

I say one more time
"Mr. F"...

He picks his head up AND SCREAMS
and I mean S C R E A M S
AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS

DON'T BOTHER ME!!!
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY!!!
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
THEN He breaks the pencil
he's holding in half...
And FLINGS it across the room.
and puts his head back down
and stayed like that the entire class

everyone in the class was staring at ME...
ME... not him
Like I had just made the overdramatic scene. WTF?

What an asshole...I hated his guts

oh... the next day
he advised me not to go to apply to art school
because I wouldn't get in..

nice.

He should have been nominated for a teacher of the year award

He's probably in his 70's by now..
and I truley hope he's had a miserable life

bastard!

and that's my flashback

Anyone have a teacher worse than this?

monday

Lynda sent me this nice graphic
to sum up Monday... I think it works nicely

andy

The Great and Talented Andy

Made me this Kick Ass Ad

You're probably jealous now...
it's understandable.

Go visit Andy and maybe someday
he'll make you a kick ass ad
(it's not likey.. but what have you got to lose?)

sanspantaloons.blogspot.com

pic of the day

friday

and it's about god damn time...

Astrology songs

It's just some
Astrology songs...
by Harvey Sid Fisher

watch "Scorpio" here

there's a song for every sign...
enjoy them ALL

the Office

Hey Kids,
Don't Forget to
Watch the Office
Tonight!

Epsidode: BEN FRANKLIN
Michael enlists the help of Todd Packer
when planning Phyllis' wedding shower.

2fools

My good Pal
you know her as 2fools...
a.k.a the other half of feasible
a.k.a angela

sent me a nice video..
go watch it

clip

in case you missed it
here is that clip (it's probably fake)
of the CraZy Bride
who chops off her hair go here

*notice the bridesmaid that keeps laughing
that would totally be me.. hahahaha


This is why... I believe that EVERYONE should elope in VEGAS
and spare the world from their bullshit wedding drama
It's better for everyone.
This has been a casual slack public service announcement

batman is old

Batman is 33 today
Christian Bale

- He is by far the
BEST Batman ever
in my humble opinion


the sequel to Batman Begins
The Dark Knight - Summer 2008

BONUS- Thankfully - No Katie Holmes this time
Scientologists must not believe in superhero movies...
Maybe they have a space aliens only policy

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Co-Worker is sick
Coughing all over the place
Stay the fuck home! please

Thank You
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observation

I was in Walmart over the weekend
(unfortunately)

and while standing in line - this dvd caught my eye...

A Place to Grow
Featuring Wilford Brimley
"A Heart Rending Tale of Hope And Struggle"

Does it get much worse than this?
AND
They want $1.00 for it... $1.00!
that's outrageous
No way is this movie worth more than a nickel

I hate people

Reason #3426
Why I hate people

So today I was driving home..

I was on a busy main road - a lot of traffic

To my right.. a burger king parking lot
There was a silver, beat up looking jeep cherokee
waiting to pull out
the driver was a middle aged woman
big glasses.. baseball hat... curly blonde hair
...fluorescent pink jacket... and a rather enormous head

I slowed down
and gave her the wave

she waves back,
starts to pull out
and then.. get this

she STOPS to take 2 huge bites from her whopper
she waves again
then continues to pull out into the street
one hand on the wheel one hand on the whopper

unfucking believable...

I hate people.

dynamints

I think they should bring back Dynamints..
who's with me?

watch 70's commercial here
I don't remember this commecial.. but that's okay

A Dynamint could kick a tic tac's ass
- anyday!

friday

slack

Squatter Lynda (My tenant - go click)
made me this kick ass poster..
I dig it.

Thanks Squatter Lynda!
See kids... she's trying to make her life better by giving back to society!

She made it over at
http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

just some travis

flashback

remember when we had to actually "rewind"..
*the horror*

I spent most of my childhood wearing headphones
I would have loved to have an ipod back then

I have an ipod now but.. I never use it
go figure

tenant

<-- this is Lynda
and she's my tenant

Have you clicked yet?

--------------->
hurry

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Oh... A Ten Cent Raise
I Feel Appreciated
I Wish I Could Quit

Thank You
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- the third line five syllables

product review

Product Review
Chia Cat Grass (Christmas Gift)

First of all there wasn't much there...
it's a very small pot.
So I figured I'd set it on the floor and let him take what he wanted
I have grown cat grass in the past and he's always been a big fan
so he noticed it immediately

He chowed it down as if a gun was pointed at his head..
then he vanished

A few minutes later he thanked me by
puking all over the bean bag chair and the floor.
It was a nice mixture of cat treats, cat food and blades of grass.

Did I mention he did this right as
I was about to eat dinner?

Jerry did not partake in the cat grass
he found it to be "Too Risky"
So he did what Jerry does best... He ran away.

So I'm gonna have to give Chia Cat Grass
Two Paws Down

© This has been a casual slack product review.

clip

Audition Report
from LOOinLONDON

go here

it's monday

It's Monday
AND
The Patriots Lost

hold me

go pats!

Are You Ready For Some Football?

GO PATS!

Online Etch A Sketch
(use your arrow keys to make it work)

dinner

PIZZA!
What did you have?

the office

Exclusive Producer's Cut
of Last Night's Episode
"The Return"

watch it here

Monk-e-Mail

A Monk-e-Mail from Me to You

you too - can make your own Monk-e-mail there

toy flashback

I wanted one... but never got one.
70s-child.blogspot.com

13

Thursday Thirteen

13 TV Shows
I Don't Watch
or Refuse to Watch

1. Lost - Never Seen it
2. 24 - Never Seen it
3. CSI - Seen it once - didn't thrill me
4. Law & Order - Never Seen it
5. The Bachelor - Never Seen it
6. Dancing with the Stars - Will Not Watch
7. Heroes - Never Seen it
8. The Apprentice - Seen it once - Hated It
9. Fear Factor - Seen it once - Really Hated It
10. Deal or No Deal - Seen it once - Hated It
11. Medium - Never Seen it
12. House - Never Seen it
13. Prison Break - Never Seen it

* This has been yet another fascinating post from casual slack

wasted

In Case You Missed it

Paula Abdul: Wasted
*with Extended Coverage...

Watch it Here

food review

Kellogg's™ Nutri-Grain™
Fruit & Nut Bars

I just tried this product
and I decided to write a product review:

- I like them, they're good.

©This has been a casual slack product review

old

Betty White
is 85 today

I thought you should know.

clip

The Top Ten
George W. Bush Moments
Late Show with David Letterman
watch it here

1.21 jigawatts

Back to the Future

was on last night
of course I watched it... it's a classic

"1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts? Great Scott! "

I can't believe this movie is 22 years old
I still remember going to see it with my father when I was 11

Eric Stoltz was actually hired to play Marty McFly,
and was replaced later with Michael J. Fox

That would have been a totally different movie...
Think Stoltz could have pulled it off?

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

The Clock Stopped Ticking
This Must Be What Hell Is Like
My Life Wastes Away...


Thank You
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new england wins

the Patriots Beat the Chargers!!!

WOO HOOOOOOOO!!!

travis

the cat nap

smells good

in my
humble opinion

HARVEST
is by far the best smelling
Yankee Candle

just sayin'

who's with me?