Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Co-Worker is sick
Coughing all over the place
Stay the fuck home! please

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Anonymous said...

I would like to know, WHY, when somebody is sick and contageous, they feel they HAVE to go out and spread their germs. Whether it's work, church, a restaurant, the movies, etc. If you're sick STAY HOME. Like we need to catch what they have. 95% of our church members got the stomach flu (not me, I slept in that day and, um, the next week too. And the week after that) because 1 MORON felt he had to be there. Idiots.

Anonymous said...

cant you start the machine
why no speak fucking english
go back to own country

JJ Inc. said...

Where you going girl?
Didn't you fuck Tony in sales?
When is it my turn.

Coffeypot said...

Haiku sounds like a hair-lip person sneezing. Do you know why the slaves are looking so gloomy in the picture? They have been told that the captain wants to go waterskiing.

2 fools said...

HAHAHHAHA Charlie Shame - nice haiku.

I also really enjoyed coffeypot's comment. You people are hilarious.

Here's my "Tuesday, Out of Work with Sciatica Sucks Haiku"

Swallowed a pumpkin
Spine is like a question mark
Anyone have a gun?

Lynda said...

Celebrity life
K Fed can't take the pressure
I can sing better

Annie said...

I'm telling Jo-Ann.


The Boob Lady said...

Men sometimes want bras
This scares me a lot sometimes
Please shrink your man boobs

Anonymous said...

Today is FOOD DAY
Quit saying " I shouldn't eat"
Sit your FAT ASS down

Anonymous said...

I am gonna have to turn you in, Jen. I have no idea how you got a picture of me and my coworkers, but you didn't have me sign any waivers.

I am gonna have to take you to Peoples Court and have Rusty the Bailiff give you a rough time.