2fools made me this slacktastic adthanks friend
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
it's just a turkey
Turkey in my backyard...usually they come in groups of 5 or 6
I guess this guy is a loner... a rebel.
lame
I was just browsing CNNand I came across another
Tobey Maguire article
It was about what he plans
on doing next...
And then I read this sentence:
"His top priority is spending time with his fiancee, Jennifer Meyer,
and their 5-month-old daughter, Ruby Sweetheart."
WAIT... HOLD ON....
he named his kid... "Ruby Sweetheart??"
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
Pfffffffffffffffffffffft LAME
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
jerk
Tobey Maguire is a jerkfaceThat guy didn't look like paparazzi,
it was just a fan!
watch clip here
Dear Tobey,
I know it must be really hard being a
superstar, millionaire, movie star...
But why don't you try to lighten up a bit..
What do you say?
P.S. I think Jake Gyllenhaal would make a
WAY BETTER SPIDERMAN!!!
just sayin'...
cell phone nonsense
I received this email yesterday...
And since I have nothing better to post
here it is....
5 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW
YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for
survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
FIRST: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself
out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency,
dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the
emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed
even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.
SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the
spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your
cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have
the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile
phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive
your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,
and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can
unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it
unlocked our car over a cell phone!
THIRD: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#.
Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50%
increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on
your phone: * # 0 6 #. A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is
unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. If your phone
gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They
will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card,
your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at
least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody did this,
there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
FIFTH: Free Directory Service for Cells
Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411
information calls when they don't have to. Most of us do not carry a
telephone directory in our vehicle, which makes this situation even more of
a problem. When you need to use the 411 information option, simply
dial: (800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411 without incurring any charge at all.
Program this into your cell phone now.
And since I have nothing better to post
here it is....
5 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW
YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for
survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
FIRST: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself
out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency,
dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the
emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed
even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.
SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the
spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your
cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have
the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile
phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive
your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,
and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can
unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it
unlocked our car over a cell phone!
THIRD: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#.
Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50%
increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on
your phone: * # 0 6 #. A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is
unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. If your phone
gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They
will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card,
your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at
least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody did this,
there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
FIFTH: Free Directory Service for Cells
Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411
information calls when they don't have to. Most of us do not carry a
telephone directory in our vehicle, which makes this situation even more of
a problem. When you need to use the 411 information option, simply
dial: (800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411 without incurring any charge at all.
Program this into your cell phone now.
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
Nice weather outside...
Stuck in a shitty office
I'm being punished.
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Monday, April 30, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
the Office
The OfficeIs on Tonight
And it Looks Good, Kids!
episode: PRODUCT RECALL
UNPRINTABLE? AN OFFICE IN CRISIS - The office is in crisis mode after
a large shipment of Dunder Mifflin paper is accidentally sent out with an
obscene watermark - and Michael tries to manage the media with an
impromptu press conference. Jim and Andy also attempt to calm the high school
principal who has sent out prom invites on the affected stationery.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
a letter to cracker jack
Dear Cracker Jack People..I recently purchased a bag
of Cracker Jacks.
There were only five peanuts in the bag
five fucking peanuts
This is an outrage...
It says right on the bag..
"Caramel Coated Popcorn AND PEANUTS"
It should read: Caramel Coated Corn and Maybe A Few Peanuts
Are you telling me the FritoLay Corporation
can't afford to put more than five peanuts in??
I blame the person wearing the plastic hair net and goggles
who's job it is to watch the cracker jacks on the conveyor belt
for quality control (Who probably makes way more money than me)
They KNOW there isn't enough peanuts to popcorn ratio
Yet they do nothing.
I also blame "The Man"
Yet another way of screwing the public!
Oh.. and BTW
Like Chris mentioned a while back
YOUR PRIZES SUCK
I mean,
Why even bother? Your prizes insult me.
Good day to you.
tagged folks
the you asked for it tag participants
Jerk Of All Trades
Teri the Great
Mr. Nobody™
They answered their five questions
with style... kinda.
Jerk Of All Trades
Teri the Great
Mr. Nobody™
They answered their five questions
with style... kinda.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
I'm wicked tired
"I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk. I lie on my back.
I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible"
- George Costanza
I'm so tired...
I wish Conrad (Conrad, Connie, or Con, whatever you prefer. )
would build me a bed for under my desk that would so kick ass.
Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku
And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
HATE - is a strong word
How do I feel about work?
I HATE, HATE, HATE IT.
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Monday, April 23, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
just a link
Stage Names Vs. Real Names
Barry Manilow: real name: Barry Alan Pinkus (way better!)
Bob Dylan: real name: Robert Allen Zimmerman
Albert Brooks: real name: Albert Lawrence Einstein
Jennifer Aniston: real name: Jennifer Linn Anastassakis
They're all listed here
Barry Manilow: real name: Barry Alan Pinkus (way better!)
Bob Dylan: real name: Robert Allen Zimmerman
Albert Brooks: real name: Albert Lawrence Einstein
Jennifer Aniston: real name: Jennifer Linn Anastassakis
They're all listed here
Thursday, April 19, 2007
you asked tag
the you asked for it tag
- Tanya Espanya asked:
How did you meet your husband?
I met him mountain biking at a park not far from my house
... I had recognized him from the gym -
He just starting talking to me. I road around with him for a while..
then we sat and talked more, then I let him give me a ride home
- I lived about 7-8 minutes away
I thought his truck was really clean - I was impressed
My parents thought something had happened to me because
I left on my bike...I was gone for a long time... then a strange truck
was in their driveway, So my father was staring through the window
- needless to say I was horrified
He walked me to the door
but I didn't want him to come in because my home life was rather
...volatile. We exchanged phone numbers...
then when I went in the house I was greeted by:
"WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?"
"YOU JUST TAKE RIDES FROM PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW?"
"WHAT IS HE? IRISH?? HE LOOKS IRISH"
**sigh**
What are your upcoming travel plans?
I have none.. I wish I had some
God I suck...
How did Travis come to live with you?
We went to the animal shelter.. just to look. We already had Jerry
and weren't that impressed.
Travis was in the first cage, all by himself
The cutest kitten I have ever seen.. he meowed and came over to see me.
His ears were bigger than his body.
I scratched his head and told him how cute he was.
Tim wanted me to look at all the kittens - But I knew which one
I wanted. I started to walk away, just to take a look around
and he flipped out! He starting meowing, running around and
shredding the newspaper in his cage then he stuck both paws through
the cage and cried, desperately trying to get my attention.
Totally over the top...
Tim looked back and said "I dunno about that one...
he looks kinda CRAZY how about one of these nice quiet ones over here"
I ran back over to his cage...
I told little Travis not to worry, he'd be coming home with me
Here are some Travis Kitten Pics
you're welcome
Are you happy/content with how your life has turned
out so far and if not, what would you change?
Amazingly...I am very happy with how my life has turned out.
(when I was younger I always envisioned it turning out unpleasant)
The only thing I would change is my "career"
also know as "the biggest mistake of my life."
What bad habit would you like to quit and what good habit
would you like to take up? (I guess that is two questions)
procrastination - I can't quit it.. maybe I'll try.. later
healthy eating - The fact that I hate most food, doesn't help me out
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
OFFICIAL TAG RULES:
Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me!”
I will respond by e-mailing you five questions (if your email is not on your profile, email me your desire to be interviewed so I know your address).
I get to pick them, and you have to answer them all.
You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
- Tanya Espanya asked:
How did you meet your husband?
I met him mountain biking at a park not far from my house
... I had recognized him from the gym -
He just starting talking to me. I road around with him for a while..
then we sat and talked more, then I let him give me a ride home
- I lived about 7-8 minutes away
I thought his truck was really clean - I was impressed
My parents thought something had happened to me because
I left on my bike...I was gone for a long time... then a strange truck
was in their driveway, So my father was staring through the window
- needless to say I was horrified
He walked me to the door
but I didn't want him to come in because my home life was rather
...volatile. We exchanged phone numbers...
then when I went in the house I was greeted by:
"WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?"
"YOU JUST TAKE RIDES FROM PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW?"
"WHAT IS HE? IRISH?? HE LOOKS IRISH"
**sigh**
What are your upcoming travel plans?
I have none.. I wish I had some
God I suck...
How did Travis come to live with you?
We went to the animal shelter.. just to look. We already had Jerry
and weren't that impressed.
Travis was in the first cage, all by himself
The cutest kitten I have ever seen.. he meowed and came over to see me.
His ears were bigger than his body.
I scratched his head and told him how cute he was.
Tim wanted me to look at all the kittens - But I knew which one
I wanted. I started to walk away, just to take a look around
and he flipped out! He starting meowing, running around and
shredding the newspaper in his cage then he stuck both paws through
the cage and cried, desperately trying to get my attention.
Totally over the top...
Tim looked back and said "I dunno about that one...
he looks kinda CRAZY how about one of these nice quiet ones over here"
I ran back over to his cage...
I told little Travis not to worry, he'd be coming home with me
Here are some Travis Kitten Pics
you're welcome
Are you happy/content with how your life has turned
out so far and if not, what would you change?
Amazingly...I am very happy with how my life has turned out.
(when I was younger I always envisioned it turning out unpleasant)
The only thing I would change is my "career"
also know as "the biggest mistake of my life."
What bad habit would you like to quit and what good habit
would you like to take up? (I guess that is two questions)
procrastination - I can't quit it.. maybe I'll try.. later
healthy eating - The fact that I hate most food, doesn't help me out
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
OFFICIAL TAG RULES:
Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me!”
I will respond by e-mailing you five questions (if your email is not on your profile, email me your desire to be interviewed so I know your address).
I get to pick them, and you have to answer them all.
You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
thanks
I still feel like shit.
Slowly recovering from this
flu/cold/motaba virus/sars/madcow bout
But I have to send out some thanks
Kleenex- I 'd like to thank Kleenex for always being
there for me - even though right now, there is a red, raw, peeling skin,
bleeding patch under my nose from blowing it so much
it looks really good..
- but it's not your fault Kleenex.. you rock
Alka Seltzer Cold Plus - night time formula
Thank you for putting me into a sleep coma..
Even though I did drool on myself a little bit
and I did have some twisted/deranged dreams... You knocked me out
& put me out of my misery for at least 7 hours - thank you
GatorAde- To the last bottle of lemonade gatorade that was in
the back of the fridge. You were refreshing, cold and re-hydrating
and I thank you for that. You will not be forgotten.
My Husband- You brought me tea, You brought me my medicine
(it's not like you had a choice) but I love you regardless
My Bed - So comfortable.. you're the greatest
Slowly recovering from this
flu/cold/motaba virus/sars/madcow bout
But I have to send out some thanks
Kleenex- I 'd like to thank Kleenex for always being
there for me - even though right now, there is a red, raw, peeling skin,
bleeding patch under my nose from blowing it so much
it looks really good..
- but it's not your fault Kleenex.. you rock
Alka Seltzer Cold Plus - night time formula
Thank you for putting me into a sleep coma..
Even though I did drool on myself a little bit
and I did have some twisted/deranged dreams... You knocked me out
& put me out of my misery for at least 7 hours - thank you
GatorAde- To the last bottle of lemonade gatorade that was in
the back of the fridge. You were refreshing, cold and re-hydrating
and I thank you for that. You will not be forgotten.
My Husband- You brought me tea, You brought me my medicine
(it's not like you had a choice) but I love you regardless
My Bed - So comfortable.. you're the greatest
the arrival
I should have posted this already
But I have been rather sickly and not thinking clearly
But I have been rather sickly and not thinking clearly
2fools
4-12-07
2:14 p.m. - emergency
c-section
she said she "hurts everywhere"
I'll bet!Welcome Mia
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
still sick
Thank You
For All The Sympathy Comments
I'm still sick...
But not as close to death
as I was yesterday
I think I might live.
For All The Sympathy Comments
I'm still sick...
But not as close to death
as I was yesterday
I think I might live.
Monday, April 16, 2007
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
dork bloggers
hey kids... there's a CONTEST over at Dork Bloggers"Write a post on your blog,
or provide a link to your dorkiest moment"
Check it out Here
The winner of the popular vote will get a
$20 Amazon.com gift card
And possibly some cheesy Dorkbloggers swag.
The winner of the popular vote will get a
$20 Amazon.com gift card
And possibly some cheesy Dorkbloggers swag.
love filled comments
I received a sweet, kind, thoughtful, endearing
comment over on my other blog and it made me smile
so thought I'd share it with you
comment over on my other blog and it made me smile
so thought I'd share it with you
here
for those of you not familiar with my other site
which I am a contributor on
along with my good pal 2fools - it's
feefeasibleprophecies.blogspot.com
BTW
- Angela has not been contributing to feasible or slack lately
due to the fact that her computer is broken
and that she's about to give birth at any moment
She might already have given birth - I'm not sure
she never answers her damn cell phone!
So we probably won't be hearing from good ol' 2fools for a while
2fools - you are missed
for those of you not familiar with my other site
which I am a contributor on
along with my good pal 2fools - it's
feefeasibleprophecies.blogspot.com
BTW- Angela has not been contributing to feasible or slack lately
due to the fact that her computer is broken
and that she's about to give birth at any moment
She might already have given birth - I'm not sure
she never answers her damn cell phone!
So we probably won't be hearing from good ol' 2fools for a while
2fools - you are missed
Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku
And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
a depressing thought...
been here 10 years of my life
what a waste of time!!!
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Monday, April 09, 2007
woke up this morning
Last Night Was The Season Premiere of The Sopranos
I can't wait till next week!
I would never want to be employed by Janice... just sayin'
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Friday, April 06, 2007
Thursday, April 05, 2007
dick-nuts
Dick Small
has a new product coming out...
Andy developed the packaging
for this exciting new product!
Soon to be on shelves...
has a new product coming out...
Andy developed the packaging
for this exciting new product!
Soon to be on shelves...
13
Thursday Thirteen
I don't go to concerts anymore
I was never a big fan.. It's just not for me..
between the traffic, the cost of the tickets,
Then all the people feel compelled to stand up
blocking my view - I'm 5' 1" ...sit the fuck down!!!
THEN you have to listen to the jerkoffs
standing next to you singing at the top of their lungs...
I don't want to hear YOU sing
But when I was younger..
I attended a concert once in a while..
so here are 13 random concerts
I attended long ago
So don't judge me
I was young and peer pressured
into some of these...
1. Aerosmith with the Black crows - Saw them twice, both times - good
2. KISS - the non make-up years - I went with my brother,
he's a BIG Kiss fan
3. Pat Benetar - I was 15 - I posted about this recently
4. The Eagles - I did a post about this nightmare a while back
5. Crosby, Stills & Nash - It sucked, they played stuff I never heard of..
I wanted to hear the old stuff
6. Alanis Morissette - isn't ironic? don't you think?
7. R.E.M - I was a huge R.E.M. fan in my younger days...
"it's the end of the world as we know it!!!" anyway I was so wasted
I don't remember any of this concert, I remember being in the parking
lot, that's about it.
8. Metallica - 1997 best concert I ever went to.. I had amazing seats
AND I got to meet Jason Newsted (bassist)
9. Bryan Adams - I can't explain why
10. Bon Jovi - I was in 8th grade.. enough said.
11. Weezer - They played at a small club in Providence, I was feeling a bit
claustrophobic so I left half way through... and sat in the lobby to wait for
my friends - instead I sat and watched all the Brown University students
hanging out, trying to act hip and trendy - that was entertaining
12. Def Leppard - all the cool kids were going - so I went too
13. Sheryl Crow - I drank a lot - I remember a little.
and that's my 13
as always - I tag you all
I don't go to concerts anymore
I was never a big fan.. It's just not for me..
between the traffic, the cost of the tickets,
Then all the people feel compelled to stand up
blocking my view - I'm 5' 1" ...sit the fuck down!!!
THEN you have to listen to the jerkoffs
standing next to you singing at the top of their lungs...
I don't want to hear YOU sing
But when I was younger..
I attended a concert once in a while..
so here are 13 random concerts
I attended long ago
So don't judge me
I was young and peer pressured
into some of these...
1. Aerosmith with the Black crows - Saw them twice, both times - good
2. KISS - the non make-up years - I went with my brother,
he's a BIG Kiss fan
3. Pat Benetar - I was 15 - I posted about this recently
4. The Eagles - I did a post about this nightmare a while back
5. Crosby, Stills & Nash - It sucked, they played stuff I never heard of..
I wanted to hear the old stuff
6. Alanis Morissette - isn't ironic? don't you think?
7. R.E.M - I was a huge R.E.M. fan in my younger days...
"it's the end of the world as we know it!!!" anyway I was so wasted
I don't remember any of this concert, I remember being in the parking
lot, that's about it.
8. Metallica - 1997 best concert I ever went to.. I had amazing seats
AND I got to meet Jason Newsted (bassist)
9. Bryan Adams - I can't explain why
10. Bon Jovi - I was in 8th grade.. enough said.
11. Weezer - They played at a small club in Providence, I was feeling a bit
claustrophobic so I left half way through... and sat in the lobby to wait for
my friends - instead I sat and watched all the Brown University students
hanging out, trying to act hip and trendy - that was entertaining
12. Def Leppard - all the cool kids were going - so I went too
13. Sheryl Crow - I drank a lot - I remember a little.
and that's my 13
as always - I tag you all
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
New Office Tonight
Hey Kids,
New Episode of
the Office Tonight!
it'a about damn time...
Epsidode: THE NEGOTIATION
SALARY NEGOTIATIONS DRIVE MICHAEL TO
THINK ABOUT HIS OWN PAY - Darryl decides to meet with Michael
to negotiate a pay increase. Meanwhile, Jim deals with the consequences
of Pam's confession to Roy
FYI
I was just sitting here wonderingwhy they call grape nuts... grape nuts
so I looked it up
here's why...
(according to wikipedia)
Neither grapes nor nuts have ever been ingredients in the cereal.
The original formula for Grape-Nuts called for grape sugar, which is composed
mostly of glucose unlike most other sugar sources and food sweeteners which are
principally sucrose. This, combined with the "nutty" flavor of the cereal inspired its name.
But some employees at Post claim that the cereal got its name because the tiny
nuggets resemble grape seeds or grape "nuts".
the end
*This has been another fascinating post by Casual Slack
The original formula for Grape-Nuts called for grape sugar, which is composed
mostly of glucose unlike most other sugar sources and food sweeteners which are
principally sucrose. This, combined with the "nutty" flavor of the cereal inspired its name.
But some employees at Post claim that the cereal got its name because the tiny
nuggets resemble grape seeds or grape "nuts".
the end
*This has been another fascinating post by Casual Slack
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
how-to
How to make a
Handcrafted Cat Bed
1. Buy a new pillow
2. Take the old pillow off your bed
3. Throw it on the floor
you're welcome
Handcrafted Cat Bed
1. Buy a new pillow
2. Take the old pillow off your bed
3. Throw it on the floor
you're welcome
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