Hi Kids

Hi kids
How's things?

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happy...

Happy Mother's Day

r.i.p

Dom DeLuise

1933 - 2009

sometimes I like my job

Sometimes I like my job...
Like when I get to take pictures of Giraffes

r.i.p

I work far too much..
I'm falling behind on current events!!

I just read that
Bea Arthur Died
and I think that sucks...

R.I.P.

flashback

I forget the year
Early 80's

I'm at Roger Williams Park Zoo
Providence, RI

I'm at the polar bear exhibit
they have this section where you can go underneath
and see the bears swimming around

So this bear comes swimming over to the glass
he just hangs out for a while lookin' at everyone

He turns
and starts swimming away...

As he turns - He looks back over his shoulder at the glass

I raise my hand and press it on the glass
similar to that scene in Star Trek Wrath of Khan
when Spock is dying.. yeah you know what I'm talkin' about

so the bear looks right at me
turns around
SWIMS.. RIGHT.. TO.. ME
AND PROCEEDS TO PRESS HIS
HUGE ASS BEAR PAW
Against the glass exactly where my hand was
and he looked right into my eyes

He lingered for a few seconds
Then he pushed off the glass and swam away.

Everyone standing in that area was looking at me
I could hear the Ooooos & Ahhhhhhhs

Like I was the fucking bear whisperer or something

IT WAS EPIC

I wanted to set him free..
He didn't belong there

I still remember this like it was yesterday.
I will always remember this.
Now you too... shall remember this...

And that's my flashback
You're Welcome


The end

does anyone know?

Does anyone know who's underwear this is?

I found them on the ground next to my garage

And it's not like I live in a ghetto...
making this "find" - even more perplexing

they look BRANDY NEW fresh out of the package!
So if they belong to YOU
I'll send them back if you send me a self addressed
stamped envelope

thanks

Jen @
casualslack

I'm starting to think

That's it man, game over man, game over

I dunno.

silly rabbit

Honestly..
What kind of evil little fuck would vote NO

new one

I took fun with pen money

and put it towards the new camcorder

Canon VIXIA HF100
Flash Memory High Definition Camcorder
with 12x Optical Image Stabilized Zoom
It's SWEET


But High Def
Files are Not
Just Sayin'

it's gone

I SOLD 'FUN WITH PEN' ON EBAY

I never used it

yet...

I miss it

Godspeed Wacom Tablet...
Godspeed

awesome too

from the great pantaloon

awesome

One of the greatest TV show INTROs

....EVER!
you know it's true - check it

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south park - re-draw

this just in

I shipped this back - because it sucked..
don't buy one.

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I thought you might like this for new wallpaper - feel free..

you're welcome

makes me happy

In honor of my recent pay cut

I did the only thing that could make me feel better...

I spent money

I love amazon.com


the end

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My dentist always recommends these...

Nuisance

Nuisance

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Quite possibly - the worst movie ever made
in the history of movies

poor

Like I said before
I've been soooo busy with work
I've been neglecting my blog

Working at home
at night & weekends

And in honor of all my hard work
and dedicated service

Friday
my boss
CUT MY PAY

see kids..
in a recession people don't spend any money
on advertising..
meaning
SOON
I'll be on the street
with a cardboard sign
begging people for spare change

WOO HOOOOOO!

Sympathy comments are welcome.

Thanks
Jen
@ Casual Slack

reading material

I was at the dentist on Saturday

Reading material in waiting room
3 choices:

1. Boys Life
2. Motor Trend

and this...
WTF?
ARE THE KIDDING ME?!?!?


I chose to stare at the wall for 20 minutes instead

Fayva

Maybe if you kids are good...
I'll take you all to
FAYVA for a new Pair of Olympian Sneakers

commercial here

a conversation

So.. this morning
I'm at McDonald's getting
My Paul Newman Iced Coffee..(YUM!)

Anyway
there's this guy in front of me in line

and this is the conversation that took place

McGirl: Hi can I help you?
Strange Dude: Yeah hi, can I get chocolate chip pancakes?
McGirl: *PAUSE* * BLANK STARE* We don't have chocolate chip pancakes...
Strange Dude: Can I get blueberry pancakes?
McGirl: We don't have blueberry pancakes..
Strange Dude: What do you have?
McGirl: Points to jumbotron menu board towering behind her
that can be seen for miles and miles.. We have plain pancakes
Strange Dude: Okay, I'll take two with jelly


WHAT PLANET IS THIS GUY FROM
IT'S FUCKING McDONALDS!!!!!!

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T GET CHOCOLATE CHIP
FUCKING PANCAKES THERE

NOT TO MENTION LOOK AT THE MENU
IT'S RIGHT THERE!! YOU CAN'T MISS IT!!!

YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE
I NEED MY COFFEE

YOU NUMBNUT SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!

CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES....FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

the end

slack

I've been sooooo busy at work
I've been slackin' on my blog

I'll be back soon kids.

Don't abandon me.

just a thought

If I Won Powerball

the first thing I would do is hire a
Mariachi band to deliver my resignation to my office
to the tune of
of the Mexican hat dance
(if you're not familiar with the Mexican hat dance click here)

It would be so fucking beautiful.

I'd have them bring a box of donuts too..
I'm not totally heartless.

valentine

still goin'

Click the Flag ... Aye

pancakes of joy

I haven't had a pancake post in a long time

Tonight my husband made BLUEBERRY pancakes
and they were the best!

You need to make these
ASAP

Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon white sugar
1 1/4 cups milk
1 egg
3 tablespoons butter, melted
1/2 Cup (Heaping) of Blueberries (We used frozen)


Directions:
1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar.
Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter;
mix until smooth.
2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat.
Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup
for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

You're Welcome.

when kittens go bad

Someone chewed my husbands iphone charger cord...

the cat cost us $10
the cord cost us $35

you do the math

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Mickey & Mothra

trailer

I CANNOT WAIT
Check It - - Go Here

Riley

Riley + Kleenex Box = Entertainment

go cardinals

I'm rooting for the Cardinals tonight..
fuck the Steelers..

On a side note
I hear Bruce Springsteen is playing at half time

If Bruce Springsteen was having a concert
in my driveway
I wouldn't get off my couch to look out the window

just sayin'

beverage

I have a new beverage obsession..

It actually replaces my usual coffee run in the morning

Smoothies

Peach Mango to be precise..

it goes like this

Frozen Peaches
Frozen Mangos
1/2 Cup of Low Fat Vanilla Yogurt
Some O.J.
and Ice

BAM!
Icy Smooth Goodness

Does anyone else have this obsession?

Got any flavor combo suggestions for me?

And don't say Bacon..
I do not want a bacon smoothie

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Then & Nows

They mostly come at night... mostly.

Gobstoppers are not everlasting...

wrong ones

So like I said...
I was really sick over the weekend

I could not keep food down
it was like a puke-a-thon

anyway
I ask my sweet, loving husband to make a run to the
supermarket for me
For 3 things
- Ginger Ale
- Gatorade
- Popsicles

I was very specific (as usual)
I said what brand of Ginger Ale
I said what flavor Gatorade
and most important - the Popsicles
"Listen to me carefully"
"I want the basic orange-grape-cherry Popsicles
and none of that twin pop bullshit
just the single Popsicle -- one stick"

He nods..

I wait anxiously.
Dehydrated and in great need of an ice cold, frozen miracle

so finally - he arrives home

I ask him to "Bring me a grape one... hurry
I am dying"

He hands it to me
it doenst look normal
rather pale in color...
I say "Are sure this is a basic grape Popsicle"
He acts all annoyed "YES!"

I taste it
It tastes like grape juice
real grape juice.. weak, watery, grape juice
Not KOOL AID fake GRAPE JUICE
like Popsicles are supposed to taste like!!!
You KNOW what I'm talking about..

I said "No way is this a Normal Popsicle"
he runs to the freezer
and yells back "POPSICLE BRAND
I told you! You just like to complain about things"

Something was off...
But in my weakened condition I could not get off the couch to
investigate the matter further
I had to live with it.. for now

I sat disappointed..
Later that night I endured 2 more watery orangey flavored ones...
I thought to myself they must have changed the formula - But WHY!?

So a couple of days later - I have regained my strength...
I decide to see for myself
I open the freezer door
and there before me is this














Do you see it?

**NATURAL COLORS & FLAVORS**
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!??!

Now - I'm all for healthy food..

BUT RIGHT NOW
I'm Dying...
This could be my last day on earth
I long for the chemical goodness of red #5 and high-fructose corn syrup
and he buys me "All Natural Popsicles"

Why didn't he buy me some brown rice
and hummus while he was at it?!

So I tell him LOOK!
This is what you bought??
You Bought the Wrong Ones!!
You Bought the Wrong Ones!!

and his reply..
brace yourself...

"THAT'S ALL THEY HAD"

you mean to tell me
out of the entire supermarket
they had only one type of Popsicles for sale?

In my 35 years on this planet
I have seen many a frozen food sections
and there's usually an ample variety of frozen novelties

Not just one lone box of healthy fucking ice sticks


Men pay no attention to detail..

I would not have made this mistake... not on my watch.


the end

today

it's a beautiful day.