HAHAHA It's true. Often, if there was a good gift to be received, I was only the middle man for the Pawn Shop, who was the intended receiver. I rarely got good gifts anyway - one year, and this is a true story, they made me open all my gifts at the kitchen table and then they returned them all...why you ask? because they tried to wake me up for Christmas morning, but I was very tired and fell back asleep - therefore I was an "ungrateful little pig" and didn't deserve anything. Yes, the movie, "mommy dearest" was made about my life... only the original name was supposed to be "Papi- The Shirtless Wonder Dearest"
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that was some funny stuff.
were those your parents? cause considering you never got good gifts when you were a kid, I thought this might be the exact scenario.
Hahahaha
nope.. not me
however
2fools parents would
return her stuff or they would
sell it!!
and believe it or not
I did get a few good gifts
on occasion..!!
HAHAHA It's true. Often, if there was a good gift to be received, I was only the middle man for the Pawn Shop, who was the intended receiver. I rarely got good gifts anyway - one year, and this is a true story, they made me open all my gifts at the kitchen table and then they returned them all...why you ask? because they tried to wake me up for Christmas morning, but I was very tired and fell back asleep - therefore I was an "ungrateful little pig" and didn't deserve anything. Yes, the movie, "mommy dearest" was made about my life... only the original name was supposed to be "Papi- The Shirtless Wonder Dearest"
Nah, lets just turn the car around like you threatened before and go the fuck home.
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How did you get my exact conversation to my kids??? Are you video taping me? Am I on a reality show without knowing it?
That's a great little piece of retro clip art. The whole family looks like they could use some Bud and Clamato sauce.
Happy New New Miss Jen!!!
Those parents are looking younger and younger....
If I had to choose between The Slack and some of the shitty presents she probably got this year, Slack would win hands-down, for sure.
... meaning shitty presents that the girl in the pic got...
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