PIZZA!What did you have?
Friday, January 19, 2007
Thursday, January 18, 2007
13
Thursday Thirteen
13 TV Shows
I Don't Watch
or Refuse to Watch
1. Lost - Never Seen it
2. 24 - Never Seen it
3. CSI - Seen it once - didn't thrill me
4. Law & Order - Never Seen it
5. The Bachelor - Never Seen it
6. Dancing with the Stars - Will Not Watch
7. Heroes - Never Seen it
8. The Apprentice - Seen it once - Hated It
9. Fear Factor - Seen it once - Really Hated It
10. Deal or No Deal - Seen it once - Hated It
11. Medium - Never Seen it
12. House - Never Seen it
13. Prison Break - Never Seen it
* This has been yet another fascinating post from casual slack
13 TV Shows
I Don't Watch
or Refuse to Watch
1. Lost - Never Seen it
2. 24 - Never Seen it
3. CSI - Seen it once - didn't thrill me
4. Law & Order - Never Seen it
5. The Bachelor - Never Seen it
6. Dancing with the Stars - Will Not Watch
7. Heroes - Never Seen it
8. The Apprentice - Seen it once - Hated It
9. Fear Factor - Seen it once - Really Hated It
10. Deal or No Deal - Seen it once - Hated It
11. Medium - Never Seen it
12. House - Never Seen it
13. Prison Break - Never Seen it
* This has been yet another fascinating post from casual slack
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
food review
Kellogg's™ Nutri-Grain™Fruit & Nut Bars
I just tried this product
and I decided to write a product review:
- I like them, they're good.
©This has been a casual slack product review
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
1.21 jigawatts
was on last night
of course I watched it... it's a classic
"1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts? Great Scott! "
I can't believe this movie is 22 years old
I still remember going to see it with my father when I was 11
Eric Stoltz was actually hired to play Marty McFly,
and was replaced later with Michael J. Fox
That would have been a totally different movie...
Think Stoltz could have pulled it off?
of course I watched it... it's a classic
"1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts? Great Scott! "
I can't believe this movie is 22 years old
I still remember going to see it with my father when I was 11
Eric Stoltz was actually hired to play Marty McFly,and was replaced later with Michael J. Fox
That would have been a totally different movie...
Think Stoltz could have pulled it off?
Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku
And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
The Clock Stopped Ticking
This Must Be What Hell Is Like
My Life Wastes Away...
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Monday, January 15, 2007
Sunday, January 14, 2007
smells good
in my
humble opinion
HARVEST
is by far the best smelling
Yankee Candle
just sayin'
who's with me?
found this
I was cleaning the basement on Saturday
and I came across a box full of nonsense
and I found this...
my Clash of the Titans action figure
circa 1981
it's mine... you can't have it
(when I was 8 years old, I thought Clash of the Titans
was the greatest movie ever made)
it's okay to be envious of my action figure
it's understandable
and I found this...
my Clash of the Titans action figurecirca 1981
it's mine... you can't have it
(when I was 8 years old, I thought Clash of the Titans
was the greatest movie ever made)
it's okay to be envious of my action figure
it's understandable
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Friday, January 12, 2007
1000
Hey Kids,
This is my 1000th Post!
woo hooooo
Thank You For Reading My Daily Nonsense!
Thank You For Leaving Comments!
Blog World Rocks
This is my 1000th Post!
woo hooooo
Thank You For Reading My Daily Nonsense!
Thank You For Leaving Comments!
Blog World Rocks
chargers suck
Go Pats! New England PatriotsPlay the Chargers On Sunday...
And get this...
"The San Diego Chargers have restricted sales to the Divisional Playoff game
to residents of Southern California and the surrounding area only,
" Ticketmaster warned. "Residency will be based on your credit card billing address.
Orders by residents outside of southern California will be canceled without notice."
No Patriots Fans Allowed!
full story
This is just so wrong
on so many levels
And get this...
"The San Diego Chargers have restricted sales to the Divisional Playoff game
to residents of Southern California and the surrounding area only,
" Ticketmaster warned. "Residency will be based on your credit card billing address.
Orders by residents outside of southern California will be canceled without notice."
No Patriots Fans Allowed!
full story
This is just so wrong
on so many levels
Thursday, January 11, 2007
burnt
I smell burnt toastBut no one is making toast here..
We don't even have a toaster (at work)
This strange occurrence has
happened more than once
I call this:
"The Burnt Toast Phenomenon"
Has anyone else experienced something similar to this?
the Office
Hey kids..
Don't Forget to
watch the
office tonight!
TRAVELING SALESMEN
It's time for Michael to revisit his roots with the company as he hits the road
for sales call duty. Meanwhile, Dwight attempts to cover up a crucial deadline
missed by Angela while Karen is in for some surprising news.
watch deleted scenes from past episodes here
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
quote of day
"The sea was angry that day
my friends, like an old man trying
to return soup at a deli!"
-George Costanza
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
meme - zed
meme for ZED
ready.. set... go
1. a) Are your dreams recurring or new every night?
b) Do you have nightmares?
a. I have both recurring & new and they are all demented...
b. Sometimes
2. If you are stopped by a police officer for speeding,
how do you treat the officer? Are you friendly? Cold? Angry?
Nervous? Rude? Explain.
I try to be funny... but I'm ANGRY on the inside
3. Have you ever climbed a mountain? If so, where?
a small one - Mt. Kearsarge, New Hampshire
4. Have you ever taken a cruise?
Where to and for how long? Alaska -10 Days
It was amazing - I highly recommend it
5. Have you ever given a speech before more than 200 people?
Where (generalities are fine)? no
6. What's your favorite holiday, and why?
Christmas, I like the xmas lights
AND people give me stuff!
7. What is a place you haven't been to,
but would like to visit before you die?
the lottery commission located in Cranston, RI
to cash in my ($150 million$) winning powerball ticket
8. If you had $5,000,000 cash to spend freely, what
would you do with it?
Buy stuff for family friends
new house.. at least 20 acres.. with big gate and guard dogs
9. What program do you use to send and receive email? Hotmail?
Outlook Express? Windows Live? MSN? AOL? Something else?
AOL
10. In regard to fixing your computer, do you consider yourself to be
a) a novice, b) a mild (I have a little knowledge) expert, or c) an expert?
I can usually fix my mac if somethings wrong..
if it's a PC I have no clue
11. How many hours per day do you spend working/playing
(combined) on the computer?
8 hrs at work
and when I go home the computer is always on
12. Are you afraid of flying?
I hate flying but - I will do it.. I just don't enjoy myself
13. Do you have pets? What kind(s) and how many?
2 cats - you know this.
14. What are your favorite sports to participate in?
What are your favorite sports to watch?
I don't participate in sports..
I bike ride/hike that's it.. I like watching Football
- the New England Patriots
15. Last, but not least:
Do you consider yourself a happy person?
Mostly Happy - I wasted far too much time
being angry in my younger years.
16. Looking at the way your life has gone thus far, how successful
do you feel you have been in accomplishing what you set out to do
(whatever THAT is)--on a scale of 1-100%? 25%? 50%? 75%? 100%?
73%
ready.. set... go
1. a) Are your dreams recurring or new every night?
b) Do you have nightmares?
a. I have both recurring & new and they are all demented...
b. Sometimes
2. If you are stopped by a police officer for speeding,
how do you treat the officer? Are you friendly? Cold? Angry?
Nervous? Rude? Explain.
I try to be funny... but I'm ANGRY on the inside
3. Have you ever climbed a mountain? If so, where?
a small one - Mt. Kearsarge, New Hampshire
4. Have you ever taken a cruise?
Where to and for how long? Alaska -10 Days
It was amazing - I highly recommend it
5. Have you ever given a speech before more than 200 people?
Where (generalities are fine)? no
6. What's your favorite holiday, and why?
Christmas, I like the xmas lights
AND people give me stuff!
7. What is a place you haven't been to,
but would like to visit before you die?
the lottery commission located in Cranston, RI
to cash in my ($150 million$) winning powerball ticket
8. If you had $5,000,000 cash to spend freely, what
would you do with it?
Buy stuff for family friends
new house.. at least 20 acres.. with big gate and guard dogs
9. What program do you use to send and receive email? Hotmail?
Outlook Express? Windows Live? MSN? AOL? Something else?
AOL
10. In regard to fixing your computer, do you consider yourself to be
a) a novice, b) a mild (I have a little knowledge) expert, or c) an expert?
I can usually fix my mac if somethings wrong..
if it's a PC I have no clue
11. How many hours per day do you spend working/playing
(combined) on the computer?
8 hrs at work
and when I go home the computer is always on
12. Are you afraid of flying?
I hate flying but - I will do it.. I just don't enjoy myself
13. Do you have pets? What kind(s) and how many?
2 cats - you know this.
14. What are your favorite sports to participate in?
What are your favorite sports to watch?
I don't participate in sports..
I bike ride/hike that's it.. I like watching Football
- the New England Patriots
15. Last, but not least:
Do you consider yourself a happy person?
Mostly Happy - I wasted far too much time
being angry in my younger years.
16. Looking at the way your life has gone thus far, how successful
do you feel you have been in accomplishing what you set out to do
(whatever THAT is)--on a scale of 1-100%? 25%? 50%? 75%? 100%?
73%
Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku
And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
Paycheck is Lacking
Chained to a Desk All Day Long
Prison Sounds Nicer...
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
R.I.P.
Scooby-Doo creator dies at 81Iwao Takamoto, the animator who created the
cartoon canine Scooby-Doo as well as characters
on such shows as "The Flintstones" and "The Jetsons,"
died Monday after suffering a massive coronary.
full story here
Monday, January 08, 2007
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Winner
I thought that my grand prize
may have been lost at sea.. which is understandable
It's a long journey from Dutchyland to the Ocean State
But lost.. it was not
my grand prize arrived in all its glory
• High Quality Xmas Card
• A "Winner" Medal I shall wear proudly
• Glow in the Dark Kama Sutra Dice
(Dick Small already asked if he could borrow them)
• Chocolate Body Paint
• Toilet Sticker - toiletsticker.com
Thanks Dutchy!
You have inspired me to have a slack-contest
if I can think of one...
Anyone have a contest suggestion?
It's a long journey from Dutchyland to the Ocean State
But lost.. it was not
my grand prize arrived in all its glory
• High Quality Xmas Card• A "Winner" Medal I shall wear proudly
• Glow in the Dark Kama Sutra Dice
(Dick Small already asked if he could borrow them)
• Chocolate Body Paint
• Toilet Sticker - toiletsticker.com
Thanks Dutchy!
You have inspired me to have a slack-contest
if I can think of one...
Anyone have a contest suggestion?
Friday, January 05, 2007
amy
This is Bogey.. and he digs the slackcan you blame him??
Anyway.. Bogey is almost as gorgeous as Travis
You can see more of him over at Amy's
uneffnbelievable.blogspot.com
Thursday, January 04, 2007
13
Since it's Thursday...
How about a Thursday Thirteen
Thirteen Movies I thought SUCKED...
that most people liked..
1. Titanic - Don't get me started
2. Meet the Fockers - Hated It
3. I Heart Huckabees - I tried
4. the Matrix- Neo can kiss my ass
5. the Matrix Reloaded -Morpheus can kiss my ass
6. the Matrix Revolutions -The Oracle can kiss my ass
7. Mars Attacks - I wanted to like it.. really I did
8. Anger Management - fucking stupid
9. Collateral - *yawn* Tom Cruise sickens me
10. Analyze This - lame
11. Donnie Darko - Why is this a cult classic?? Why??
12. Something's Gotta Give - something's gotta suck
13. Pearl Harbor - spectacularly awful..
okay.. who's with me?
How about a Thursday Thirteen
Thirteen Movies I thought SUCKED...
that most people liked..
1. Titanic - Don't get me started
2. Meet the Fockers - Hated It
3. I Heart Huckabees - I tried
4. the Matrix- Neo can kiss my ass
5. the Matrix Reloaded -Morpheus can kiss my ass
6. the Matrix Revolutions -The Oracle can kiss my ass
7. Mars Attacks - I wanted to like it.. really I did
8. Anger Management - fucking stupid
9. Collateral - *yawn* Tom Cruise sickens me
10. Analyze This - lame
11. Donnie Darko - Why is this a cult classic?? Why??
12. Something's Gotta Give - something's gotta suck
13. Pearl Harbor - spectacularly awful..
okay.. who's with me?
the Office
Hey kids..Don't Forget to
watch the
office tonight!
BACK FROM VACATION
A refreshed and rejuvenated Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation
with an interesting photograph which circulates around the office.
Meanwhile an awkward moment arises when Pam is caught in the middle
of an argument between Jim and Karen
I like it
I love Newman O'sthey're like OREOS
but they won't kill you
No Partially Hydrogenated Oils
No Trans-Fatty Acids
*this has been another fascinating post
from casual slack
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
**Updated**Lynda thought it needed a slogan
thanks Lynda
http://lkscherf.blogspot.com - Lynda's Great Journey
http://lauriannes-hope.blogspot.com - Laurianne's Hope
useless
I think they should rename this product"worthless piece of shit strips"
We figured it would be a waste of time...
but we gave them a try anyway
I think he snored louder with the strip on
We figured it would be a waste of time...
but we gave them a try anyway
I think he snored louder with the strip on
flashback
Brush with FameVolume One
circa 1990
Location: Emerald Square Mall
North Attleboro, Massachusetts
Richard Simmons was there for something
I have no idea for what..
Anyway, I was walking out of a store and
Richard Simmons came running by with his entourage
and people with video cameras
He looked at me • He feverishly waved • He said HI!!!
I said nothing...
I hesitatingly raised my hand and gave a wave back
and then he was gone.
the end
North Attleboro, Massachusetts
Richard Simmons was there for something
I have no idea for what..
Anyway, I was walking out of a store and
Richard Simmons came running by with his entourage
and people with video cameras
He looked at me • He feverishly waved • He said HI!!!
I said nothing...
I hesitatingly raised my hand and gave a wave back
and then he was gone.
the end
Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku
And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
I'm back to work now
Vacation went by so fast
Life's so very cruel
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Monday, January 01, 2007
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